{"id":1765,"date":"2024-10-28T08:32:00","date_gmt":"2024-10-28T11:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/theskeletoncurse.com\/?p=1765"},"modified":"2026-09-27T16:37:34","modified_gmt":"2026-09-27T19:37:34","slug":"problematic-round-up-002-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theskeletoncurse.com\/?p=1765","title":{"rendered":"PROBLEMATIC ROUND-UP 002"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Once again I present the worst that comics has to offer.<\/p>\n<p><b>The Great Green Turtle<\/b>: <\/p>\n<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both;text-align: center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEhkB16LDOnMwD3VQmDkdvuqeOY0st9ChCtk7pUdYpDtX32IV64S-e68ug-QrPHv3QvpdAv6DKk82bXrddC4mf8eXN13svyPJn26RZyY0d90ENtrbui3lJDr3iZ4FJHcW8QwQdho_DpQnc5V-KnViNsUlaTtSx_GvpmPKh_nD8KjBHAZDEOYfVRwvBJGYUKr\/w580-h640\/the%20great%20green%20turtle%20blue%20bolt%20v1%20004%201940.JPG\" style=\"margin-left: 1em;margin-right: 1em\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"972\" data-original-width=\"880\" height=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEhkB16LDOnMwD3VQmDkdvuqeOY0st9ChCtk7pUdYpDtX32IV64S-e68ug-QrPHv3QvpdAv6DKk82bXrddC4mf8eXN13svyPJn26RZyY0d90ENtrbui3lJDr3iZ4FJHcW8QwQdho_DpQnc5V-KnViNsUlaTtSx_GvpmPKh_nD8KjBHAZDEOYfVRwvBJGYUKr\/w580-h640\/the%20great%20green%20turtle%20blue%20bolt%20v1%20004%201940.JPG\" title=\"the great green turtle\" width=\"580\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>The Great Green Turtle is just your standard Yellow Peril Chinatown ganglord, albeit one with a fantastic name. He does try to throw Sub-Zero, a man with ice powers, into a shark tank so we can safely say that he is not a villain with fantastic <i>intelligence<\/i>. His gem-smuggling ring gets thoroughly kiboshed. (Blue Bolt v1 004, 1940)<\/p>\n<p><b>The Lama<\/b>: <\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both;text-align: center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEjXnHfwBzbbldYvKwuBzmbTV9rATGik_a7h1ZnO1dq_X1tENU67c_23t2IfnlvR5oySL6iif5OFLJMH2dLOM4GGGRHR6H22y6DoAxN96KkUBFAMeijFNlNZJJI9MpIl1u6EtwJNM8fe6f-H3Cwd9DDXzGYAHX-Pu0B_zMalWnFQL055yKailIwQYEcyGgkg\/w640-h218\/the%20lama%20fantastic%20010%201940.JPG\" style=\"margin-left: 1em;margin-right: 1em\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"331\" data-original-width=\"970\" height=\"218\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEjXnHfwBzbbldYvKwuBzmbTV9rATGik_a7h1ZnO1dq_X1tENU67c_23t2IfnlvR5oySL6iif5OFLJMH2dLOM4GGGRHR6H22y6DoAxN96KkUBFAMeijFNlNZJJI9MpIl1u6EtwJNM8fe6f-H3Cwd9DDXzGYAHX-Pu0B_zMalWnFQL055yKailIwQYEcyGgkg\/w640-h218\/the%20lama%20fantastic%20010%201940.JPG\" title=\"the Lama\" width=\"640\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>The Lama is a bandit chief, essentially, albeit one with a name from one religious tradition and henchmen &#8211; Thuggees, natch &#8211; from another. He hijacks a plantation and then gets beat up by aviator Captain Kidd. (Fantastic Comics 010, 1940)<\/p>\n<p><b>The Fire God<\/b>: <\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both;text-align: center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEhWtLINMiHS-fgbzwYduy8NxL3S7AbKtljS5BDVH_EklJMqDO_Zc99_bTDVAtCH2IsYKEBrgy6sySO0E8txVc67X5iwnLnO_zoQNGjCSk1-W8AREwrw5F5WkNyMzzDDo596KiuQ2BfDvn02Zi5QkN34IHZOOR5cdrx8ibssL58nRas-yPqwnpkt0wru4LdC\/w640-h442\/the%20fire%20god%201%20fantastic%20011%201940.JPG\" style=\"margin-left: 1em;margin-right: 1em\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"886\" data-original-width=\"1284\" height=\"442\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEhWtLINMiHS-fgbzwYduy8NxL3S7AbKtljS5BDVH_EklJMqDO_Zc99_bTDVAtCH2IsYKEBrgy6sySO0E8txVc67X5iwnLnO_zoQNGjCSk1-W8AREwrw5F5WkNyMzzDDo596KiuQ2BfDvn02Zi5QkN34IHZOOR5cdrx8ibssL58nRas-yPqwnpkt0wru4LdC\/w640-h442\/the%20fire%20god%201%20fantastic%20011%201940.JPG\" title=\"the fire god\" width=\"640\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both;text-align: center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEjGz46cW8iFSoXlbyqjCYDPieWX5Fz9cmxqnJefMjCcL2dMp43AtptMON88Kn5k7wYn50FpdQ1xF9ddSfAPWyMShdLgiCy_tOxPWmWPc3rYAxHkInq3GAP1U3Ai71LUOdW9598gvuK4cyDCAkcd16ZMRAVB0-x2qcrZcCdlD5GfPHjgU0UwIeTMb7ypL3bQ\/w640-h446\/the%20fire%20god%202%20fantastic%20011%201940.JPG\" style=\"margin-left: 1em;margin-right: 1em\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"895\" data-original-width=\"1287\" height=\"446\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEjGz46cW8iFSoXlbyqjCYDPieWX5Fz9cmxqnJefMjCcL2dMp43AtptMON88Kn5k7wYn50FpdQ1xF9ddSfAPWyMShdLgiCy_tOxPWmWPc3rYAxHkInq3GAP1U3Ai71LUOdW9598gvuK4cyDCAkcd16ZMRAVB0-x2qcrZcCdlD5GfPHjgU0UwIeTMb7ypL3bQ\/w640-h446\/the%20fire%20god%202%20fantastic%20011%201940.JPG\" title=\"the fire god\" width=\"640\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>If there&#8217;s one thing that Captain Kidd likes, it&#8217;s finding lost explorers, so when a fellow named Benson goes missing he&#8217;s off like a shot. He finds Benson about to be sacrificed to the Fire God, a masked figure who a well-placed kick reveals to be a Hitler lookalike in a mask (the Hitler thing is either a coincidence or just kind of meant to indicate generic megalomania in the Fire God&#8217;s character). This one not only has a white guy easily convincing a group of credulous natives that he is a god but an instance of White People Vs Everyone else as Captain Kidd fruitlessly tries to get out of a sticky situation by playing the race card.<\/p>\n<p>The Fire God ultimately meets his end in the classic writer&#8217;s cop-out when they don&#8217;t want to make their guy do a murder: he falls and hits his head on a rock after a sock to the jaw. (Fantastic Comics 011, 1940)<\/p>\n<p><b>Mad Ming<\/b>:<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both;text-align: center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEjdo5yXp2cjYRjPfXI6JFIpuXKpn_UYdD4zZxmCzTNdKsJbpsFzU44jpBw6cKlosxEHrXUiJTHPouK-WfYuZ8gTegYqxaiACVKsa2dcK4CpPwYPfZjkFBXuNwBqjcgFiLjXFjLE1CYY5fSpUA9NBhxnFPGfh2vNdDDB079Cy6vHTTbL9BYwFRa2sZ7i-cF5\/w640-h478\/649a%20mad%20ming%20funny%20pages%20v4%20001%201940.JPG\" style=\"margin-left: 1em;margin-right: 1em\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"858\" data-original-width=\"1151\" height=\"478\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEjdo5yXp2cjYRjPfXI6JFIpuXKpn_UYdD4zZxmCzTNdKsJbpsFzU44jpBw6cKlosxEHrXUiJTHPouK-WfYuZ8gTegYqxaiACVKsa2dcK4CpPwYPfZjkFBXuNwBqjcgFiLjXFjLE1CYY5fSpUA9NBhxnFPGfh2vNdDDB079Cy6vHTTbL9BYwFRa2sZ7i-cF5\/w640-h478\/649a%20mad%20ming%20funny%20pages%20v4%20001%201940.JPG\" title=\"mad ming\" width=\"640\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both;text-align: center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEhpXybh2uP5spm5EsoCveSpzBldnjPqGPd0Lb5ZhNS1ECT-aq2TejrIBsQKYi-RA1sBduFDMgBQvfauzRAqLyY197kKrD0nz5SDp9zTjLYcmryp-pnUBQwwgLBuDb0sb1J9llHKRcY_6UkWWa-LzkazpOIUJTcFDVaIaAL9tijH2Zq-m4o_dCST_y1BwjsR\/w640-h482\/649b%20mad%20ming%20funny%20pages%20v4%20001%201940.JPG\" style=\"margin-left: 1em;margin-right: 1em\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"855\" data-original-width=\"1136\" height=\"482\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEhpXybh2uP5spm5EsoCveSpzBldnjPqGPd0Lb5ZhNS1ECT-aq2TejrIBsQKYi-RA1sBduFDMgBQvfauzRAqLyY197kKrD0nz5SDp9zTjLYcmryp-pnUBQwwgLBuDb0sb1J9llHKRcY_6UkWWa-LzkazpOIUJTcFDVaIaAL9tijH2Zq-m4o_dCST_y1BwjsR\/w640-h482\/649b%20mad%20ming%20funny%20pages%20v4%20001%201940.JPG\" title=\"mad ming\" width=\"640\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Part of me wants to give Mad Ming some credit for not being as racist a Yellow Peril villain as someone like the Great Green Turtle, but he basically is and I am being tricked. Ming talks and dresses like a normal person and so all of his outrageous villainy is recontextualized, and maybe he would be worthy of reconsideration if all of his schemes and his henchmen and his <i>nom de crime<\/i> weren&#8217;t still mired in the muck of the Oriental pulp villain, but as it stands he&#8217;s just mildly better than his peers, racist stereotype-wise. (Funny Pages v4 001, 1940)<\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Once again I present the worst that comics has to offer. The Great Green Turtle: The Great Green Turtle is just your standard Yellow Peril Chinatown ganglord, albeit one with a fantastic name. 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