{"id":3401,"date":"2024-01-05T09:07:00","date_gmt":"2024-01-05T13:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/theskeletoncurse.com\/?p=3401"},"modified":"2026-09-27T17:54:57","modified_gmt":"2026-09-27T20:54:57","slug":"minor-super-villain-416-the-piranha","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theskeletoncurse.com\/?p=3401","title":{"rendered":"MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 416: THE PIRANHA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(Crackajack Funnies 010-017, 1939)<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both;text-align: center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEiEMji7Ljy3trBJ16NDdcmkyDggmD_DI91wfGy5upZ-13JQF2m0-DsG0x-L71zh2sR2sCZLOv0MzzC3_71W7LrDT8v8Uz3x7n2AVX45qByAjgWFwrlGZPbsn_sUOq-YPkZcxFv2JhaGLzpSlELiL0DYSsY8EsdFh0UsxrYIVsXONth4RYcvaB2tL99U7dW_\/w640-h482\/416a%20the%20piranha%20crackajack%20011%201939.JPG\" style=\"margin-left: 1em;margin-right: 1em\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"402\" data-original-width=\"534\" height=\"482\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEiEMji7Ljy3trBJ16NDdcmkyDggmD_DI91wfGy5upZ-13JQF2m0-DsG0x-L71zh2sR2sCZLOv0MzzC3_71W7LrDT8v8Uz3x7n2AVX45qByAjgWFwrlGZPbsn_sUOq-YPkZcxFv2JhaGLzpSlELiL0DYSsY8EsdFh0UsxrYIVsXONth4RYcvaB2tL99U7dW_\/w640-h482\/416a%20the%20piranha%20crackajack%20011%201939.JPG\" title=\"the piranha\" width=\"640\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>The Piranha is a mysterious gang boss operating out of New York City and known for the gruesome way he dealt with his enemies, of which we will return to in a second. <\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both;text-align: center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEhRLJFGjYI0jFmDAPk0S32dHUsrWedPYFtxHYsPHic4l_9jsJwj_o8j1Wspb3O705r4aY7lkQ9BhDvLwdHTlxhASE1-W9YMs0SpzI524t011fOMaVy9g5fMlf2vg9q7vdrK85NOy2PVx9fa67Z23J0q0bbzKhOUfDg8TBy5BCvBpAZdbioWAu84MW2WSN6H\/w640-h268\/416b%20the%20piranha%20crackajack%20011%201939.JPG\" style=\"margin-left: 1em;margin-right: 1em\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"384\" data-original-width=\"917\" height=\"268\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEhRLJFGjYI0jFmDAPk0S32dHUsrWedPYFtxHYsPHic4l_9jsJwj_o8j1Wspb3O705r4aY7lkQ9BhDvLwdHTlxhASE1-W9YMs0SpzI524t011fOMaVy9g5fMlf2vg9q7vdrK85NOy2PVx9fa67Z23J0q0bbzKhOUfDg8TBy5BCvBpAZdbioWAu84MW2WSN6H\/w640-h268\/416b%20the%20piranha%20crackajack%20011%201939.JPG\" title=\"the piranha\" width=\"640\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>The Piranha is actually the wealthy Sen\u00f5r Romez, a society luminary known for his fabulous parties and the many unsolved murders that happen at his fabulous parties. He also dresses exactly like the Piranha but with hair and a mask &#8211; a lot of the story involves G-Man Ed Tracer trying to find <i>some<\/i> way to link Romez and the Piranha.<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both;text-align: center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEjW8rp2DjtkIXaUpCjK8oufa59mWuQdaO0kxBBSQ1qqSeEzVwIVV7b_TtLmwwT9Q28LWSVZCRDugwzD-28RZCWEG9Jb6rb-dte1GzuKBO2cDIj6nTrCYnuM0t6jdtg0r1eUtCnhuEfJwcwv-bFtr-AGnOmnTh0hhLvmzsngJxK_z-nLdkzbgG7TQRwdWdRq\/w640-h532\/416c%20the%20piranha%20crackajack%20011%201939.JPG\" style=\"margin-left: 1em;margin-right: 1em\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"753\" data-original-width=\"905\" height=\"532\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEjW8rp2DjtkIXaUpCjK8oufa59mWuQdaO0kxBBSQ1qqSeEzVwIVV7b_TtLmwwT9Q28LWSVZCRDugwzD-28RZCWEG9Jb6rb-dte1GzuKBO2cDIj6nTrCYnuM0t6jdtg0r1eUtCnhuEfJwcwv-bFtr-AGnOmnTh0hhLvmzsngJxK_z-nLdkzbgG7TQRwdWdRq\/w640-h532\/416c%20the%20piranha%20crackajack%20011%201939.JPG\" title=\"the piranha\" width=\"640\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Back to that murder method. Somewhat predictably, the Piranha feeds his victims to piranhas, but it&#8217;s what he does next that really catches the old attention: he sends entire skeletons as warnings (side note &#8211; the character <i>receiving<\/i> the skeleton in the above panels is a radio celebrity named Jimmie Stewart. I don&#8217;t <i>think<\/i> that it&#8217;s supposed to be a version of Jimmy Stewart the actor [who <i>was<\/i> working in radio at the time] but it&#8217;s a weird coincidence).<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both;text-align: center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEglENlHxxEsRl3GuFNTqgO3BfK0gBZo6urrrNMC-gr8nOPLM77dYich9eFc2ojmuabafBw2Wy0bR4EkaaVwnMGc4u9SbV6I6-BP2djocLWJe8GVVhSAEyP6nffjtsRGuN_szrg1MLFxQNt_g4K4sxEvXz9EYdfhr5QoYg5da8IraR0u4jxIlDPv_whSphyphenhyphenC\/w640-h436\/416d%20the%20piranha%20crackajack%20017%201939.JPG\" style=\"margin-left: 1em;margin-right: 1em\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"635\" data-original-width=\"934\" height=\"436\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEglENlHxxEsRl3GuFNTqgO3BfK0gBZo6urrrNMC-gr8nOPLM77dYich9eFc2ojmuabafBw2Wy0bR4EkaaVwnMGc4u9SbV6I6-BP2djocLWJe8GVVhSAEyP6nffjtsRGuN_szrg1MLFxQNt_g4K4sxEvXz9EYdfhr5QoYg5da8IraR0u4jxIlDPv_whSphyphenhyphenC\/w640-h436\/416d%20the%20piranha%20crackajack%20017%201939.JPG\" title=\"piranha\" width=\"640\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>As predictable as the Piranha using piranhas as a murder method is, it&#8217;s even more predictable that he himself would end up on the wrong end of a skeletonization by the end of the story. Live by the piranha, die by the piranha, as they say.<\/p>\n<p>Now here&#8217;s the kicker: when I first read this story a few years back it was as a serial, spread out over eight issues. I didn&#8217;t notice then because it was a disjointed way to take in details but revisiting it just now all in a go&#8230; I don&#8217;t know if we ever learn the <i>reason<\/i> that the Piranha is killing wealthy partygoers and kidnapping the princess of the South American (?) country of Spanovia and so forth. He&#8217;s just generically evil and foreign? Presumably there&#8217;s money in it somewhere but as far as the facts on paper go he&#8217;s just into some sort of extreme roleplay.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Crackajack Funnies 010-017, 1939) The Piranha is a mysterious gang boss operating out of New York City and known for the gruesome way he dealt with his enemies, of which we will return to in a second. The Piranha is actually the wealthy Sen\u00f5r Romez, a society luminary known for his fabulous parties and the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[69,226,363,47,23,20,1931,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3401","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-69","category-dell","category-ed-tracer","category-gang-boss","category-minor-super-villain","category-murderer","category-piranha","category-the"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theskeletoncurse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3401","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theskeletoncurse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theskeletoncurse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theskeletoncurse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theskeletoncurse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3401"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/theskeletoncurse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3401\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3406,"href":"https:\/\/theskeletoncurse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3401\/revisions\/3406"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theskeletoncurse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3401"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theskeletoncurse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3401"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theskeletoncurse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3401"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}