{"id":3685,"date":"2022-10-09T04:00:00","date_gmt":"2022-10-09T07:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/theskeletoncurse.com\/?p=3685"},"modified":"2026-09-27T18:06:31","modified_gmt":"2026-09-27T21:06:31","slug":"minor-super-villain-177-bram-thirla","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theskeletoncurse.com\/?p=3685","title":{"rendered":"MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 177: BRAM THIRLA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: inherit\">(<span>Captain Marvel Adventures 001, 1941)<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both;text-align: center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEiwZWwcPYpvLF_pJXtVutLlyBjGaXtCdUlzR14LTlpLb7DKeTi-_kk_ukmhcfsLrIjZckXLWL3_Nr7wex95DYhfnJoCoWblB_HfZNITdtMTm9X9mzKMHpuahEEOtKtsnGXT3An__ZyockHruiQJjGySOJ2a-Uq8JPufDOacvUb4Z-uVD3maRKDVcf_SCA\/s975\/177a.%20bram%20thirla%20capm%20adv%20001%201941.JPG\" style=\"margin-left: 1em;margin-right: 1em\"><span style=\"font-family: inherit\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"903\" data-original-width=\"975\" height=\"592\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEiwZWwcPYpvLF_pJXtVutLlyBjGaXtCdUlzR14LTlpLb7DKeTi-_kk_ukmhcfsLrIjZckXLWL3_Nr7wex95DYhfnJoCoWblB_HfZNITdtMTm9X9mzKMHpuahEEOtKtsnGXT3An__ZyockHruiQJjGySOJ2a-Uq8JPufDOacvUb4Z-uVD3maRKDVcf_SCA\/w640-h592\/177a.%20bram%20thirla%20capm%20adv%20001%201941.JPG\" title=\"bram thirla\" width=\"640\" \/><\/span><\/a><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: inherit\"><br \/><span>I waffled a bit on this guy &#8211; he&#8217;s just a regular-style vampire, after all. B<\/span><span>ut a regular-style vampire is like a ninja or a xenomorph (or a knight, a pirate, a robot, etc): a deadly threat super-villain level singly,<\/span><span> while also being easily killed when part of a group.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: inherit\">So: Bram Thirla demonstrates a couple of important safety concerns specific to comic book science. Firstly: if you <i>must<\/i> combine the practices of science and sorcery, at least do so in proper laboratory conditions, as performing experiments e.g., in a cemetery at midnight not only introduces quite a lot of unintentional variables but limits the ability to pre-plan safety precautions such as escape routes.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: inherit\">Secondly: when sourcing human remains or brains, go the extra mile and try to get ahold of a nice person&#8217;s corpse. Sure it&#8217;s easier to bribe the prison morgue attendant to release the body of a recently executed mass murderer to you but now you have a murderer&#8217;s brain in your gorilla and that spells trouble. Or in this case: you&#8217;ve resurrected the body of a &#8220;mysterious and evil man&#8221; because nobody would object and now you&#8217;re being eaten by a vampire.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both;text-align: center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEhvYu0fjPPQaqBm2jbPyYDqGpPgxuvC4-60IqlGY7_EzYRhONpwGJZ8bHXHeo-NupgqBp_SxlX79ZB5ovRBORSQD7XEDsvjQqSk1zITHADFeuKKufZCNKFqe0zo6kJRjFXxLyANXnoURyaBQppRbppnztkMSOCY4sBOCALEds0kcYF0QSylczwVa7KJNA\/s966\/177b.%20bram%20thirla%20capm%20adv%20001%201941.JPG\" style=\"margin-left: 1em;margin-right: 1em\"><span style=\"font-family: inherit\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"434\" data-original-width=\"966\" height=\"288\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEhvYu0fjPPQaqBm2jbPyYDqGpPgxuvC4-60IqlGY7_EzYRhONpwGJZ8bHXHeo-NupgqBp_SxlX79ZB5ovRBORSQD7XEDsvjQqSk1zITHADFeuKKufZCNKFqe0zo6kJRjFXxLyANXnoURyaBQppRbppnztkMSOCY4sBOCALEds0kcYF0QSylczwVa7KJNA\/w640-h288\/177b.%20bram%20thirla%20capm%20adv%20001%201941.JPG\" title=\"bram thirla\" width=\"640\" \/><\/span><\/a><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: inherit\"><br \/><span>The best part of this story is presented above: Captain Marvel and Bram Thirla are incapable of hurting one another, so are locked in a race against time: can Captain Marvel do enough research on vampires to figure out how to bump off Thirla before Thirla catches him in his Billy Batson form?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both;text-align: center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEjG-u-SgocdZirI-p7TP7IlOUKRvNAgl878-FdSF4HLn6Sl-JXa_0d9dI0uJkmurckfxnbztAPBlYACjNhvU198ff1EUBwgWKM6wW5XQwguw1pAjUf2h7KhqcntFU4PtjeRL5Am2D-clX5_snoK1yIpUwUXvLx6J4gZm9aGoHEFqYIqF76HSxQPs4em1Q\/s546\/177c.%20bram%20thirla%20capm%20adv%20001%201941.JPG\" style=\"margin-left: 1em;margin-right: 1em\"><span style=\"font-family: inherit\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"458\" data-original-width=\"546\" height=\"536\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEjG-u-SgocdZirI-p7TP7IlOUKRvNAgl878-FdSF4HLn6Sl-JXa_0d9dI0uJkmurckfxnbztAPBlYACjNhvU198ff1EUBwgWKM6wW5XQwguw1pAjUf2h7KhqcntFU4PtjeRL5Am2D-clX5_snoK1yIpUwUXvLx6J4gZm9aGoHEFqYIqF76HSxQPs4em1Q\/w640-h536\/177c.%20bram%20thirla%20capm%20adv%20001%201941.JPG\" title=\"hip lovecraft\" width=\"640\" \/><\/span><\/a><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: inherit\"><br \/><span>The comic isn&#8217;t called <i>Bram Thirla Adventures<\/i>, so thanks to HP Lovecraft&#8217;s seminal work <i>The Vampire Legend<\/i>, Billy prevails and Thirla is reinterred.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Captain Marvel Adventures 001, 1941) I waffled a bit on this guy &#8211; he&#8217;s just a regular-style vampire, after all. But a regular-style vampire is like a ninja or a xenomorph (or a knight, a pirate, a robot, etc): a deadly threat super-villain level singly, while also being easily killed when part of a group. 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