{"id":754,"date":"2025-11-29T08:55:00","date_gmt":"2025-11-29T12:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/theskeletoncurse.com\/?p=754"},"modified":"2026-09-27T15:50:50","modified_gmt":"2026-09-27T18:50:50","slug":"minor-super-villain-888-the-scorpion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theskeletoncurse.com\/?p=754","title":{"rendered":"MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 888: THE SCORPION"},"content":{"rendered":"

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The Scorpion is mostly a regular gang boss, but with just<\/i> enough extra oomph <\/i>to take him over the edge into super-villainy. First thing: he is a very Bad Boss in that particular “execute under-performing employees as an example to the others” kind of way that all corporate overlords wish that HR would let them be.<\/p>\n

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Secondly, he is perhaps the closest thing to a super-villain was faced by Allan Lanier, aka the Hunchback, seen here in his civilian guise rushing to investigate the defenestration of the Scorpion’s poor minion and inadvertently getting his fiance Betty kidnapped in the process.<\/p>\n

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The Scorpion also has a true super-villain’s lack of subtlety, seen here as he successfully fools Lanier into believing that Betty has gone to visit her uncle by means of a simple telegram but then is unable to resist sending a more explicit threat (signed with a cute lil’ scorpion!) and undoing his previous work. <\/p>\n

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Finally, the Scorpion has a cool hideout: just like the Ninja Turtles he lives in an abandoned subway station, to which he is tracked by the vengeful Hunchback.<\/p>\n

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After that, it’s all over. The Hunchback doesn’t play around, he just breaks the Scorpion’s neck. I would say that this is a case of someone choosing their enemies poorly, but the Scorpion didn’t actually know he was dealing with the Hunchback until it was too late. I guess the lesson is “don’t kidnap women.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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