Super-heroes, coincidentally arranged in ascending order of notability!
Kalkor:
A faithful priest of Isis c.1000 BC, Kalkor is restored to life at the same time as Nagana, the Queen of Evil, as a foil to her power. He is empowered with the same immortality and comic book magic as Nagana so that he may combat her effectively (and perhaps as a way for Isis to make up for crushing him to death as a byproduct of collapsing a temple on Nagana to put an end to her evil ways).
Important note: though many Golden and Silver Age super-heroes may act like they have taken a vow of celibacy, Kalkor is one of the few who may have actually done so, as part of his Christianity-influenced version of Isis-worship. (Fantastic Comics 022, 1941)
Kalkor is not really a super-hero in the traditional sense – he doesn’t roam around looking for guys mugging old ladies or Fifth Columnists sabotaging munitions factories. Instead, he follows Nagana around and foils whatever scheme she pursues in her ongoing effort to conquer the world. And like many characters who operate purely in reference to the actions of others, Kalkor is kind of dull.
In order to get around our era more easily, Kalkor adopts the funny-about-twenty-years-ago-our time alias of John Kerry. He also seems to shop at the same Big Coat Store as fellow Fox super-hero Samson.
Categorized in: Day Job (Priest), Origin (Divine Empowerment, Mystic Mutate, Resurrected Mystic Champion)
the Gladiator:
The Gladiator is Dan Kenneth, a “famous art connoisseur.” This baffled me hardcore until I realized that there was a pretty good chance that he was in fact an art conservationist or something like that, and sure enough a critical aspect of the villain’s scheme in his first outing is having Kenneth “recondition” a painting he has just bought, and in his second and final appearance they just go ahead and call him an art dealer.
Kenneth gets mixed up in an overly-complicated plot by the aforementioned client to steal his own painting and still get cash – not insurance fraud but a second, stupider thing, see the upcoming entry on the Monster for further details – that is in fact so ridiculous that he can’t even convince the police to help him out. What else can he do but engage in a bit of vigilante justice in such a situation. He puts on a Roman gladiator outfit that he happens to have laying around, grabs his favourite cestus and bowling pin and sets out to meet his destiny. And then, as so frequently happens, the one-time foray into vigilante justice becomes a full-fledged hobby. (Fantastic Comics 023, 1941)
Categorized in: Activities (Gladiators), Day Job (Art Dealer), Powers (Weapons Master)
the Avenger:
The Avenger is maybe the third most popular Street & Smith pulp character, and as such was adapted to comics in the early 40s and again every time the old gang gets together for another shot at the comics page in DC Front Line or wherever. Alas, just like his pulp career, none of the Avenger’s forays into comic books last very long, especially as compared to those of Doc Savage or the Shadow.
Maybe I’m wrong, but the problem with comic book adaptations of the Avenger always seems to be that they take a premise like “solder of fortune loses family to criminals and thus sets out to balance the scales, armed with face that can be moulded like putty, a gun called Mike, a knife called Ike and a diverse cast of assistants called Justice Inc” and boil it down to “unsmiling widower tackles depressing crime.” (Shadow Comics v1 002, 1940)
Categorized in: Accessories (Sidekicks), Origin (Mental Mutate, Motivated by Loss), Power (Moldable Face)
Betty Ross:
Betty Ross, aka Agent X-13, is a government agent who first appears as the seemingly-elderly-but-really beautiful guardian of the curio shop that conceals the super-soldier facility where Steve Rogers becomes Captain America (okay, it’s not 100% clear that this is Betty Ross in the original comics, but retcons have firmly established that it is). She goes on to take part in many of Captain America and Bucky’s Golden Age adventures – more, in fact, than the original Cap/Bucky duo (retcons again, being deployed to explain how they kept having adventures after they were supposedly frozen and dead, respectively. Or frozen and frozen, depending on the retcon). Late in the WWII era she even adopts a costumed identity of her own: Golden Girl.
Betty plays a big enough role in these Golden Age comics that I was tempted to give her a full-fledged Super-Hero page such as characters like Lois Lane or Alfred will probably get but alas, she has been almost entirely replaced by Peggy Carter in comics published in the Silver Age and beyond. Is this because she shares a name with the Hulk’s love interest (who she was made the great aunt of in yet another retcon)? Possibly! (Captain America Comics 001, 1940)
Categorized in: Accessories (Rubberoid Mask), Day Job (FBI Agent), Team Membership (FBI)
