The Curse of Skeleton Munroe

Category: spy

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 676: THE DEATH

    (Miracle Comics 003, 1940)

    A scientist/spy who is sabotaging diplomatic talks between the UK and South America by killing diplomats with fog-activated poisoned wallpaper, the Death, aka Jaeger, meets his end at the hands of Secret Agent K-7 and his assistant Yvonne. He’s just the latest in a long line of villains with extremely metal names and not much else going on, except of course for the poisoned wallpaper.

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 676: THE DEATH

    (Miracle Comics 003, 1940)

    A scientist/spy who is sabotaging diplomatic talks between the UK and South America by killing diplomats with fog-activated poisoned wallpaper, the Death, aka Jaeger, meets his end at the hands of Secret Agent K-7 and his assistant Yvonne. He’s just the latest in a long line of villains with extremely metal names and not much else going on, except of course for the poisoned wallpaper.

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 675: THE EYES

    (Miracle Comics 002, 1940)

    The Eyes is a spy chief (singular) who has a cool gimmick (contact lenses or similar which can emit powerful light beams to spooky effect) and goes all in on it as a theme. Specifically, the Eyes is all about destroying eyes via blinding light, acid or simple traumatic injury – honestly a pretty effective thing to threaten most people with, even if they are for example very loyal to the aircraft company they work for. It ultimately takes Dash Dixon, whose eyes are presumably three times as powerful as the average man’s, to take him down.

    One more thing about the Eyes is that his henchmen all have their own gangster-style nickname – variously Finger, the Switch and Trusty – and that’s pleasing to me.

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 675: THE EYES

    (Miracle Comics 002, 1940)

    The Eyes is a spy chief (singular) who has a cool gimmick (contact lenses or similar which can emit powerful light beams to spooky effect) and goes all in on it as a theme. Specifically, the Eyes is all about destroying eyes via blinding light, acid or simple traumatic injury – honestly a pretty effective thing to threaten most people with, even if they are for example very loyal to the aircraft company they work for. It ultimately takes Dash Dixon, whose eyes are presumably three times as powerful as the average man’s, to take him down.

    One more thing about the Eyes is that his henchmen all have their own gangster-style nickname – variously Finger, the Switch and Trusty – and that’s pleasing to me.

  • GENERIC COSTUMED VILLAIN ROUND-UP 015

    It’s time for another round with the guys in the masks.

    A radio announcer who tries to poison all of Inland City with chlorine gas for unclear reasons. Ends up blowing himself up while tangling with heroic pilot Captain Steve Ransom. (Keen Detective Funnies v2 006, 1939)

    This unnamed fellow takes the cake for audaciousness: his racket is drug smuggling and though traditionally one wants to keep a low profile while attempting to move controlled substances from place to place he:

    -sets up camp in the basement of an occupied house,

    -keeps a gorilla in that same basement,

    -sends that gorilla out to attack randos in hopes of driving away the locals,

    -poses as an FBI agent in an attempt to throw Power-Man off his scent.

    All of these are what I would describe as “activities likely to invite scrutiny”. And they do! (Fight Comics 005, 1940)

    Muipo here is a Japanese agent in all but name working to foment trouble in China by flooding the country with opioids. His major interesting features are a decent looking half-face draped cloth mask (rare and annoying-looking to wear) and a fake fat guy body he sits in while dealing with his underlings. He gets beat up by US Marine Strut Warren precisely one page after making his debut. (Fight Comics 007, 1940)

    The Squadron of Death is a group who blow up US defense infrastructure for… some reason. And there’s the problem: very little is given away about who the Squadron are or what their motivations might be (beyond general anti-US sentiment) in this issue, and though there is some indication that they might return to vex the Arrow in future instalments the next three issues of Funny Pages are not available to anyone without about 10 to 15 grand to spend on physical copies. 

    Pending further information the Squadron of Death are just two guys who steal a plane and then variously get thrown out of it or blown up in it by the Arrow. (Funny Pages v4 004, 1940)

  • GENERIC COSTUMED VILLAIN ROUND-UP 015

    It’s time for another round with the guys in the masks.

    A radio announcer who tries to poison all of Inland City with chlorine gas for unclear reasons. Ends up blowing himself up while tangling with heroic pilot Captain Steve Ransom. (Keen Detective Funnies v2 006, 1939)

    This unnamed fellow takes the cake for audaciousness: his racket is drug smuggling and though traditionally one wants to keep a low profile while attempting to move controlled substances from place to place he:

    -sets up camp in the basement of an occupied house,

    -keeps a gorilla in that same basement,

    -sends that gorilla out to attack randos in hopes of driving away the locals,

    -poses as an FBI agent in an attempt to throw Power-Man off his scent.

    All of these are what I would describe as “activities likely to invite scrutiny”. And they do! (Fight Comics 005, 1940)

    Muipo here is a Japanese agent in all but name working to foment trouble in China by flooding the country with opioids. His major interesting features are a decent looking half-face draped cloth mask (rare and annoying-looking to wear) and a fake fat guy body he sits in while dealing with his underlings. He gets beat up by US Marine Strut Warren precisely one page after making his debut. (Fight Comics 007, 1940)

    The Squadron of Death is a group who blow up US defense infrastructure for… some reason. And there’s the problem: very little is given away about who the Squadron are or what their motivations might be (beyond general anti-US sentiment) in this issue, and though there is some indication that they might return to vex the Arrow in future instalments the next three issues of Funny Pages are not available to anyone without about 10 to 15 grand to spend on physical copies. 

    Pending further information the Squadron of Death are just two guys who steal a plane and then variously get thrown out of it or blown up in it by the Arrow. (Funny Pages v4 004, 1940)

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 652: THE GRIM CIRCLE

    (Green Mask v1 001, 1940)

    The Grim Circle! A mysterious hooded group responsible not only for killing the Green Mask’s father but also for causing the injury that leads to the creation of the Green Mask himself! And the creation of Domino the Miracle Boy a bit later in the issue! Truly they are the engines of their own destruction.

    SIDE NOTE: Criminals targeting politicians for introducing tough-on-crime legislation is a trope in various media to this very day. I have no doubt that it has a TVtropes entry. Normally such laws are so vaguely laid out in the text of the story they appear in as to essentially be “we’re making crime illegal again,” but Senator Shelby’s Mandatory Death Sentence for All Gang Members Bill is legitimately insane and while I don’t condone murder maybe it is overall a good thing that he no longer has a hand in making laws.

    Weirdly, I don’t actually think that the Grim Circle are a gang. They’re a group, certainly, but all of their activities seem to be in aid at a sort of freelance espionage situation. That’s more of a conspiracy. And espionage is already very illegal!

    The Grim Circle’s major project is to draw the US into WWII and to that end they’ve recruited Igor, a mad scientist with a super artillery cannon, to help them blow up some peace talks. Needless to say, the Green Mask doesn’t let this happen and in fact kills the whole lot of them via explosion.

    John Sebastion, a financier tangentially connected to some of the Circle’s crimes, is eventually revealed to be the head of the group, perhaps because he claims to have been released after the Green Mask killed everyone but the leader. The huge Grim Circle forearm tattoo might also have been a clue.

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 652: THE GRIM CIRCLE

    (Green Mask v1 001, 1940)

    The Grim Circle! A mysterious hooded group responsible not only for killing the Green Mask’s father but also for causing the injury that leads to the creation of the Green Mask himself! And the creation of Domino the Miracle Boy a bit later in the issue! Truly they are the engines of their own destruction.

    SIDE NOTE: Criminals targeting politicians for introducing tough-on-crime legislation is a trope in various media to this very day. I have no doubt that it has a TVtropes entry. Normally such laws are so vaguely laid out in the text of the story they appear in as to essentially be “we’re making crime illegal again,” but Senator Shelby’s Mandatory Death Sentence for All Gang Members Bill is legitimately insane and while I don’t condone murder maybe it is overall a good thing that he no longer has a hand in making laws.

    Weirdly, I don’t actually think that the Grim Circle are a gang. They’re a group, certainly, but all of their activities seem to be in aid at a sort of freelance espionage situation. That’s more of a conspiracy. And espionage is already very illegal!

    The Grim Circle’s major project is to draw the US into WWII and to that end they’ve recruited Igor, a mad scientist with a super artillery cannon, to help them blow up some peace talks. Needless to say, the Green Mask doesn’t let this happen and in fact kills the whole lot of them via explosion.

    John Sebastion, a financier tangentially connected to some of the Circle’s crimes, is eventually revealed to be the head of the group, perhaps because he claims to have been released after the Green Mask killed everyone but the leader. The huge Grim Circle forearm tattoo might also have been a clue.

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 651: THE RAIDERS

    (Green Giant Comics 001, 1940)

    The Raiders are a piratical group with a two-pronged approach to acquiring gold on the briny deep: 

    1. learn of  gold shipments via a spy network operated by a member known only as “the Spy Chief”

    2. employ the super-scientific creations of submarine captain Dirck to wreak havoc on gold bearing ships and then escape.

    The whole thing is going swimmingly and even Rex Norton, the Black Arrow, is making very little headway against them until they make the mistake of trying to eliminate him using some of the Spy Chief’s spies. Here’s where the Raiders’ fatal flaw comes in: no two of them can stand one another. In the course of their operation, spies Borgu and X-13 bicker hard enough to spill every vital secret that their organization has to Norton’s hot little ears, and are distracted enough by infighting that he escapes and captures them without difficulty.

    (X-13 seems to be coded as the Black Arrow’s femme fatale/ friendly enemy and probably would have been a recurring antagonist if Rex Norton had ever reappeared)

    The bickering extends all the way to the top, as the Spy Chief and Dirck the Inventor basically do Rex Norton’s job for him in a mutual betrayal that he barely has to intervene in to take down the entire organization.

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 646: THE LIZARD

    (Fight Comics 006, 1940)

    The Lizard was (will be?) the leader of a group of Grotonian spies working to sabotage the military of Greater America in the far-off future year of 1998 AD. He had (will have?) the pretty clever idea of being arrested as a petty thief and running his operation from inside a jail cell but unfortunately for his reputation as a smart guy he then fell for the most obvious trick in the world when Saber the Spy Fighter, head of Greater American Super Intelligence, was put in his cell for an unstated crime and in full super-power granting uniform and casually “allowed himself to be recruited to the Grotonian cause.”.