The Curse of Skeleton Munroe

Category: Blue Blaze

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 462: THE TRUSTEES OF HATE

    (Mystic Comics v1 004, 1940)

    The Trustees of Hate are a group of villains operating at least nominally along corporate lines, with strategy meetings, what appears to be a board of directors etc. Because their headquarters is in the evocatively named Horror Hall, on the border of the fictional European countries of Borsia and Gratzia, the Blue Blaze is given a new power especially so that he can go beat them up: he returns to his grave between cases and emerges from it again when he is needed, but the grave moves. Very eerie and also very funny if you picture his coffin burrowing through the dirt like a worm. Like I do.

    So just who are the Trustees of Hate?

    Dr Vortex: If the story hadn’t hit the “Trustees of Hate” angle so hard in the first few pages then this would be an entry on Dr Vortex with special mention of the Trustees as his well-named henchmen. As it stands, the Trustees were held up as a group threat and Dr Vortex is their leader. He’s your regular-style evil scientist and developer of the Hate Ray that is key to the Trustees’ plan.

    Lor: Lor is the Trustees’ hangman. There’s not a lot that you can say about him, as he keels over dead with a heart attack after seeing the Blue Blaze emerge from a lime pit (the second time this specific heart attack trigger happens in a Blue Blaze story, by the way). He does appear to love his job, so that’s something.

    Probably the most interesting thing about Lor is his design – I reckon that over the span of comics this sort of “generic punk” look might just be one of the more iconic designs for low-threat goons ad thugs but it’s fairly wild to see it in a comic from 1940.

    Lara: Every evil organization worth its salt has at least one hypercompetent woman making sure things run smoothly and for the Trustees of Hate that woman is Lara. Not only does Lara capture the Blue Blaze and make sure that the Trustees’ plans go off despite his interference but she is also the only member of the group to survive the adventure (spoiler). Here’s hoping that like Nalda after her she got away to some corner of the Marvel Universe to thrive in her own evil way. Perhaps they’re elderly evil business partners by now.


    Weasel: The only named member of the horde of gangsters and spies that make up the bulk of the organization. Weasel is shot by Lara after he is captured by the Blue Blaze and looks likely to spill his guts.

    The rest of them, meanwhile, are blown up by Dr Vortex in an attempt to kill the Blue Blaze.

    The Trustees’ actual plan involves Lara and others using Dr Vortex’ Hate Ray on the leaders of neighbouring European countries Borsia and Gratzia until a war happens. Once both countries have bombed each other to smithereens, the Trustees of Hate would move in and take over and/or loot both countries. Not a bad plan though if I were starting a war between two countries I might refrain from living on the border between the two. But what do I know – I’ve never invented any kind of ray.

    Despite the fact that most of the Trustees are already dead, Dr Vortex manages to capture the Blue Blaze. It’s hard to determine if he could have sealed the deal and actually bumped him off, because he commits the classic villain mistake and stops to gloat. COuld the Blue Blaze escape any time he wanted or was that cool cigarette just what he needed to recharge his power? We’ll never know.

    This is the last Blue Blaze story, and until someone brings him back again I’ll always picture him in his little coffin, burrowing through the earth like a worm, on his way to fight evil.

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 459: THE STAR-GAZER

    (Mystic Comics v1 003, 1940)

    It must be something of a point of pride for a super-hero to get to the point where they are effective enough that super-villains are being hired specifically to get rid of them, and that’s where the Star-Gazer comes in. A criminal astronomer and/or astrologer, the Star-Gazer is approached by crimelord Dr Gair to get rid of the pesky Blue Blaze.

    In fact, not only has the Blue Blaze reached “super-villain contract hit” levels, he has reached the level where a custom monster is created just to destroy him! Rarefied stuff for a mere third appearance.

    The Star-Monster is a cool humanoid made out of a pile of chemicals and powered by the light of a particular star. It’s invulnerable and strong and more than a match for even the Blue Blaze’s enhanced strength, so it’s lucky for him that its activity is limited to the times that its patron star is visible in the sky.

    The Blue Blaze survives his initial encounter with the Star-Monster due to it adorably falling asleep once morning comes, then puts his respite to good use in his personal laboratory and discovers that stellar rays can be blocked by common or garden variety lead and lucky for him this is the 1940s when lead is easily sourced. One visit to a print shop with no Health and Safety officer on staff and the Star-Monster is safely encased in molten lead until I get my way and he is BRUNG BACK to take Snorlax-style naps all over modern comics.

    As for the Star-Gazer, he just doesn’t know when to admit defeat, in classic super-villain style. “Just after the hero neutralizes your invulnerable super-beast” is in fact the perfect time to either flee or surrender and live to fight another day. Sure, using crystals and prisms to hand-focus a stellar deathray is incredibly badass and if you manage to pull it off you will never pay for another drink at the 40s equivalent of the Bar With No Name again in your life, but realistically you’re an old man in a showdown with a Civil War-era post-human and it’s going to end, well, like it did, with the deaths of both the Star-Gazer and Dr Gair.

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 458: BARKO

    (Mystic Comics v1 002, 1940)

    Barko is a mere extortionist who has blown up one mineshaft already and is heavily implying that another can be blown up if the mining concern doesn’t see clear to paying him off. Beyond that he is remarkable mostly for how seriously and thoroughly he responds to the appearance of the Blue Blaze on the scene:

    Boulder.

    Sniper rifle.

    Attack dogs.

    And finally dual-wielded freeze ray guns. All of this during the Blue Blaze’s short drive to the second mineshaft. The Blue Blaze is captured after being frozen solid but of course…

    … freezing a fire-themed super-hero has a pretty low success rate.

  • MINOR SUPER-HERO 050: THE BLUE BLAZE

    (Mystic Comics v1 001, 1940)

    Spencer Keen AKA the Blue Blaze is an interesting character. His origin for example has a couple of classic elements that were not yet classic at the time because it was 1940. Or rather it was 1852 because Spencer Keen is from the Past.

    Costume: like Barbara Gordon twenty-odd years later, the reason that the Blue Blaze has a super-suit ready to go is that he was on the way to a costume party when his origin happened.

    Origin: while the Blue Blaze is possibly the earliest super-hero to have the costume party outfit origin (and a cursory search turns up Miss Fury as the only other contender), the origin of his powers was probably already a cliche in the pulps. My Science Dad Made a Thing and I Got Powers From It has to be one of the all-time most common origins (particularly once Science Moms start getting equal representation) – heck, you could probably include Superman’s origin in that category if you were feeling puckish.

    Spencer Keen’s Science Dad discovered a weird blue flame that killed whatever it touched, only for them to come back stronger after some time had passed. For slightly unclear reasons he had resolved to destroy this blue blaze (the name of the guy! that’s where it’s from!) but before he could do so a tornado ripped through the area. Spencer Keen was seemingly killed buy in actuality was blasted with blue flame.

    (the tornado also ties into the origin of the Blue Blaze’s costume, by the way. It killed so many people that they were all buried as quickly as possible, meaning that Keen went into the ground in fancy dress)

    Spencer Keen hibernates in his coffin for 88 years, then emerges as the Blue Blaze when he is disturbed by graverobbers working for Professor Maluski. As the Blue Blaze, Keen is generically physically and mentally enhanced and invulnerable to small arms. He also has some degree of telepathic power – he passively absorbs knowledge about the world while in hibernation and has some sort of sense of where and when danger is afoot. Initially, the Blue Blaze operated as a regular-style super-hero with a secret lair, a laboratory and a cool car, but his last adventure introduced the very cool concept of him returning to the grave once he had dispensed justice upon some fools and then reemerging in a new location when he is needed once again.

    I am honestly surprised that the Blue Blaze hasn’t been BRUNG BACK in some capacity yet. Not only is he conceptually interesting with his whole “emerge from the grave to smite evil” gimmick but he’s preloaded with an interesting state of being: a completely knowledgeable and up-to-date human whose social development stopped when he was early 20s at latest, in the 1850s. Rife with potential!

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 453: PROFESSOR MALUSKI

    (Mystic Comics v1 001, 1941)

    Professor Maluski is the first foe faced by the Blue Blaze after his hibernative period and while he has a lot of cool stuff (huge underground base full of crazy machines, gangster henchmen, a weird gem that flies under its own power and drags its target along in a tractor beam, etc) the real reason that he is getting his own entry rather than being tossed in the next Mad Science Round-Up is the same reason that the Blue Blaze was woken up by a couple of grave robbers: Professor Maluski is making science zombies.

    And not just any science zombies! This is the only full-length view we get of any of them but it appears that they are in fact the upper thirds of human corpses, floating around on columns of light. Probably. It’s a wild and eerie visual and a real shame that it’s not highlighted more.

    Professor Maluski of course learns too late that you gotta build in a few more safeguards when constructing an army of the undead, as his control unit is smashed in a fight with the Blue Blaze and he is killed in the subsequent zombie rampage. I could take or leave the professor himself, but his science zombie tech is so neat that I demand that it be BRUNG BACK by some enterprising young villain – we’re overdue for a take on urban exploration that involves old super-villain lairs.