The Curse of Skeleton Munroe

Category: DC Comics

  • PROBLEMATIC ROUND-UP 001

    The kinds of character that are a part of comics history so it would be wrong to ignore them but are also pretty racist (usually – I’m sure that eventually I’ll find something else distasteful enough to put here) and unpleasant to dedicate a whole lot of time to. We’re going with a round-up!

    Our first culprit is George Harvard AKA Big Sun, a guy with a way too complicated plan to sell oil to the Axis out of the Florida Everglades under the cover of being a geological surveyor or prospector or something. He comes to the attention of adventurer Clip Carson due to not accounting for his partner maybe poking around looking for samples like their job is supposed to be? It’s a bad plan.

    I’m mad at myself for finding Big Sun’s mask so cool looking, but it’s mitigated by how dumb his gimmick is: he has a shiny breastplate on under his robe and he reveals it flasher-style to blind his foes. Hence the name, I guess. (More Fun Comics 069, 1941) 

    I didn’t even know that Zingaro was an Italian slur for people of Romani descent until I looked up this guy – just why it was used as the name of a fellow trying to take over Mexico I will never know. On the one hand he is stopped by weirdo character the Voice so that’s good. On the other, he gets away so there’s a chance he could appear again, which is bad. It’s okay though: the Voice only ever had two adventures and this is the second one.

    Thankfully there aren’t too many characters whose names are racial slurs. (Amazing-Man Comics 022, 1941)

    I don’t know if you could call it lucky, per se, but it is kind of fortunate for the purposes of this round-up that I’m hitting a lot of the major categories of racist super-villains all in one go. We’ll see if this questionable luck holds for the fourth entry.

    So: Banga the Elephant God is predicated on the old trope that indigenous peoples are so credulous and superstitious that they will believe that anything (eg, a big mean elephant with a guy in a skull mask on it) is a god or other supernatural occurrence – in this case the people of the hidden jungle civilization of Yenya are helped along by the fact that the human part of the Banga gestalt is actually their witch doctor (called a “wizard doctor” in this case, which is kind of a neat linguistic variation if nothing else). Banga is eventually unmasked by jungle hero Morak the Mighty and meets his dual ends.

    As with so many racist characters it is very unfortunate that Banga the Elephant God looks sick as hell. (Super-Magic Comics 001, 1941)

    The very next issue we have more of the same: a bunch of white guys dress up like the very cool looking Lizard-Lion Men of local legend and fleece ivory out of villagers in… Malaysia? If Rex King aka Black Fury stayed put between issues then it’s Malaysia.

    There’s not too much to these guys: one of them hides inside the statue of the Lizard-Lion in the local temple and says for the locals to bring all of their ivory hence and then costumed goons go beat up anyone who refuses. And then Black Fury beats them up. (Super-Magician v1 002, 1941)

    We didn’t hit all the greats in one go – there’s a lot of untapped racism coming up once we hit the comics of 1942 after all – but it’s a good – bad? – sample.

  • GENERIC COSTUMED VILLAIN ROUND-UP 009

    GENERIC! COSTUMED! VILLAINS!

    It’s not much of a costume but this dude named Marmi does manage to use a trained cobra to steal a huge ruby before the Radio Squad gets him, which is a feat. (More Fun Comics 072, 1941)

    It’s possible that this fellow was meant to have a name but he never managed to say it over the Green Mask’s relentless mocking of his costume. He’s munitions magnate August Mincer, who has no obvious ties to Nazism despite his gruesome swastika-themed deathtrap. His plans to take over the US munitions market and possibly the world are stopped by a boomerang to the head from Green Mask sidekick Domino the Miracle Boy (Mystery Men Comics 018, 1941)

    A bunch of fake ghosts set to scare off Zara of the Jungle and her guy-pal Jeff Graves from a slavery operation, these guys not only have a great look but an unshakable faith in their armoured skull headpieces – not only that they will protect them from all incoming attacks but that their foes will only go for headshots. All of these guys must have so many concussions. (Mystic Comics v1 003, 1940)

    This here bunch of handsome lads are the Communist-esque henchmen of spy Kursk. They capture weirdo hero Dr Hypno but don’t manage to get what they want out of him before he projects his mind into a little cat and escapes. (Amazing-Man Comics 018, 1940)

  • FASCIST GOON CLEARING HOUSE 005

    FASCIST GOON CLEARING HOUSE 005

    Fascist, Smascist

    The Volunteers for Peace are another group that advocates for the US not to get involved in WWII as shorthand for them being full-on fascist fifth columnists setting the country up for an invasion by the evocatively-named Nation X. Don’t worry, not even Golden Age Superman has any trouble beating down a bunch of pseudo-Nazis (Action Comics 036, 1941)

    Another batch of Yellow Shirts, this time with a space! This bunch are some more bundists and they have the misfortune to tangle with ultranationalist adventurer Don Glory (Hit Comics 013, 1941)

    The Grey-Shirts were the personal army of early Justice Society villain the Leader. They were a diverse group – most cells were bundists but some were imported from the non-German Teutonic Fatherland that the Leader himself called home. (All-Star Comics 004, 1941)

    The Peace Clan are willing to kill for their ideals of US non involvement in foreign wars, and Doc Savage is willing to kill them to keep them from doing so. Also they dress and act a lot like the KKK. Also they’re actually literal Nazis. (Doc Savage Comics v1 006, 1940)

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 408: MR WHO

    (More Fun Comics 073, 1941) 

    It’s Mr Who! You know, from comics! I was very excited for this guy to turn up, as he’s one of those comic book characters I had heard about but never really read about, and… he’s okay.

    See, Mr Who was born all scrawny and seems to have been a weird kid (and to have had a shitty dad, jeez), so he channelled all of his efforts into science, and more specifically into developing a way to be big and strong and handsome. He ended up with Solution Z, a super-power drug that allowed him to alter his size and shape seemingly without limit, to recover from any injury, camouflage himself like a chameleon, etc. It’s a cool suite of powers that are somewhat undercut by his all-brown wardrobe (including cape!) accessorized with a single dark green neckerchief.

    In his first outing, Mr Who is on a campaign to steal beautiful things such as paintings and gems to surround himself with so as to leave behind his own perceived ugliness. Dr Fate gets involved and seemingly drowns him in the Hudson River for his troubles.

    But of course you can’t keep a good man with complete control over his own biology down, and Mr Who is soon making his way to shore as a highly unsettling fishman. (More Fun Comics 074, 1941)

    This time out, Mr Who sets his sights on power rather than material beauty – he uses his shapeshifting abilities to kidnap and replace… a mayor. I’ll be honest: the prior issue was, like a lot of Dr Fate stories, very much set in NYC and this guy is almost certainly supposed to be a generic off-brand version of Mayor Fiorello LaGuardia, but they changed him just a little too much and he’s falling into the uncanny valley for me. I think this would only affect someone who spends a fair amount of time squinting at old pictures of politicians to see if they’re being alluded to in comics art but unfortunately I’m someone who does that.

    Dr Fate of course foils this plan as well but we’ll be seeing Mr Who again as the Golden Age progresses, and then he’s one of the villains that Roy Thomas brings back in All-Star Squadron. I like Mr Who – he’s a good foil for half-helmet era Dr Fate, who is more of a wisecracking roughneck than the full-face version, which means that a moderately crafty fella can outfox him for a while.

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 407: DR CLEVER

    (More Fun Comics 074, 1941)

    I have taken an immediate liking to Dr Clever. I mean, just look at the guy: the classic tuxedo-and-cape combo, the rictus grin, the bald pate with two little hair-horns, the tiny skull-and-crossbones pin… he’s really a triumph of design when you think about it. Lucky for us he’s a recurring foe of Johnny Quick so we’ll be seeing him again.

    Somewhat strangely for a man with such an overall villainous look, Dr Clever’s major line is in con artistry: he manages to pull off three schemes in short order in this issue and the only impediment to their success is the involvement of Johnny Quick. Maybe people just love a smiling man. In order then:

    1. Under a fairly flimsy pretense he gives away free food that contains a chemical that turns the eater blue, then sells an antidote for big bucks. This one might be a warm-up as he only seems to get about ten people.

    2. He advertises his new invention: a machine for extracting gold from seawater. Dr Clever sells the gold from this machine for 50 cents on the dollar, but really it’s just a way to launder stolen gold.

    3. He creates a service whereby he will register your patent for you but really he just keeps them for himself.

    It’s all almost wholesome, crime-wise. Don’t worry though: Dr Clever is actually an evil wretch of the highest order as evidenced by the above panel in which he murders two henchmen for essentially no reason.

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 406: CAPTAIN BLACK JACK

    (More Fun Comics 074, 1941)

    Captain Black Jack is your typical modern pirate, albeit a very charmingly-written one. He took a look at the nautical landscape of the early 40s and saw a niche that he could fill: that of the buccaneer. He raids a yacht and comes into conflict with Aquaman and almost comes out on top but makes the key mistake of trying to drown an amphibious man and ends up blown to Kingdom Come for his efforts.

    OR DOES HE? No, he doesn’t – he makes it to shore and swears revenge against Aquaman and actually carries through with it! I’m pretty sure that he’s Golden Age Aquaman’s major recurring foe! WE WILL SEE CAPTAIN BLACK JACK AGAIN!

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 405: THE VOICE

    (More Fun Comics 074, 1941)

    “The Voice” is such a cool and evocative name that I have a real bias in favour of it but I have to say that this guy leaves me cold. Basically, he’s some sort of science man who has invented a “sound destroyer” capable of dampening all noise in an area the size of Manhattan. His crime-gambit involves employing this device and deploying sign language fluent gangsters to cause mayhem during the resultant confusion, then threatening to continue doing so until the city pays him ten million dollars. Not a bad plan but it does nothing for me.

    (He does pull the requisite guy-called-the-Voice trick of only being present vocally by faking out Green Arrow using a radio and a sheet, so there’s that)

    Ultimately though, the Voice pushes his luck one too many times and is foiled by a simple application of visual signals – flare arrows, in this case. Good riddance to bland voices, I say.

    BONUS TROPHY ROOM CONTENT: This is the second recorded adventure of Green Arrow and Speedy and the second time that they add to their trophy case, and this time it’s the sound destroyer itself! Always a more satisfying move than destroying (ha ha) the villain’s tech.

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 404: THE AVENGER

    (More Fun Comics 074, 1941)

    Another day, another Avenger. This Avenger is a disgruntled scientist named Mortimer Crandall who is seeking revenge on his old bosses for firing him because of his wacky scientific theories that, you guessed it, turned out to be correct. He uses his working technology to kidnap the men responsible in preparation for their murders.

    This Avenger also demonstrates a flair for comic-book style hypnosis sufficient to place the Spectre himself under his power, which is impressive even in the Golden Age, before the whole “the Spectre is literally an angel” thing.

    The Avenger ultimately fails in his bid to exact revenge and instead is given that most rare of choices for a Spectre foe: the chance to reform (with a little help from the mystic radiations of the Nebula of Truth, of course). Is it because he had genuinely been wronged? Because he had not yet taken a life? Or is the Spectre just a capricious guy? Regardless, the Avenger will venge no more.

    This issue also marks the first appearance of Spectre sidekick Percival Popp, the Super Cop and I find myself in a familiar place: here is a charming oddball character that I like, being treated like an unbearable pain by all the other characters that I like. It’s one of the more annoying literary dynamics! Hope it doesn’t stick around!

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 403: THE AVENGER

    (More Fun Comics 073, 1941)

    Just a Central American general trying to overthrow his government with crypto-fascist backing, foiled by Clip Carson because he and his men were covered with rice from their rice warehouse HQ. Much more interesting is the fact that this is one of the occasional comics set in a real country but with off-the-cuff, made-up information. In this case, it’s the fact that Clip is in Honduras at the behest of its president, who is a man named Campano, and not the real-life in-office-for-more-than-eight-years Tiburcio Andino.

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 403: THE AVENGER

    (More Fun Comics 073, 1941)

    Just a Central American general trying to overthrow his government with crypto-fascist backing, foiled by Clip Carson because he and his men were covered with rice from their rice warehouse HQ. Much more interesting is the fact that this is one of the occasional comics set in a real country but with off-the-cuff, made-up information. In this case, it’s the fact that Clip is in Honduras at the behest of its president, who is a man named Campano, and not the real-life in-office-for-more-than-eight-years Tiburcio Andino.