Scoundrels! Mid-tier scoundrels!
Simon Rudd loves games and gambling and taking chances, and somehow that has led him to a South Pacific island where he wears a full tuxedo and bosses around a local tribe all day. When ocean adventurer Lance O’Casey and his companions wash up on his shores, Rudd engages in a little Most Dangerous Game action with them, presumably out of sheer boredom. This being a Lance O’Casey story, his ultimate fate is to be socked in the nose. (Whiz Comics 010, 1940)
Ordinarily these round-ups have four characters in them, but I’m breaking tradition today and making it either two or seven, depending on how you look at it, because today we look at all of the crooks and ne’er-do-wells who have gotten their hands on Ibis the Invincible’s Ibistick.
The Ibistick is first stolen by an unnamed thief as Ibis searches for Taia’s mummy in a likewise-unnamed European city. His role in the story is mainly to provide an object lesson of just how the Ibistick works: anyone can use it to, for example, make so many gold coins that they start falling out the window and make you easier to track down, but just try to harm Ibis, the wand’s true owner, and your magic will rebound back on you. In this case, the thief is turned to gold. (Whiz Comics 002, 1940)
Murder Malone is a pretty rotten character whom Ibis and Taia first encounter while investigating trouble at a town of orphan boys – the trouble turns out to be that Malone’s gang has enslaved all of the boys and is forcing them to manufacture weapons. The experience leaves Malone with a desire to own the magic wand that played such a major role in his undoing, but once he gets ahold of it he makes the classic mistake and ends up turning himself into a toad. (Whiz Comics 005, 1940)
The very next issue features our old pal the Hobo-Millionaire getting all the power in the world and turning himself into ice with it.
In Whiz Comics 007, Ibis and Taia travel to Hollywood to see the stars, whereupon they fall in with unscrupulous movie producer Carl Brand, who initially offers to buy the Ibistick and then manages to steal it. He then of course tries to turn Ibis into a rabbit and is made one himself, but unlike the rest of those who have made the same mistake, Brand is given a second chance by Ibis and turned back.
He of course repays this mercy by kidnapping Taia in another bid to get his hands on the wand, only to ultimately be murdered by Piang the Terrible as part of his bid to acquire it.
Piang finally gets ahold of the Ibistick in Whiz Comics 010, only to immediately screw it up by attempting to remove “all magical powers” from Ibis, which of course rebounds on him, leaving him open to be “accidentally” tossed off of a cliff by the hero.
When Piang is stripped of all magical power, the Ibistick flies out of his hand and ends up in a nearby river. From there, it finds its way into the hands of an escaped convict with the unlikely name of Grom Deeters, who weirdly is the only alternate wielder of the Ibistick to almost get away with it, thanks to his initial impulse to merely imprison Ibis and Taia upon meeting them, rather than devising some gruesome magical death for them.
Deeters makes his way to Egypt, where he is undone by his own impulse to be a horny creep: since Taia was the last woman he saw, he summons her to him to try and put the moves on her, then inadvertently animates the Sphinx, then has to summon Ibis in order to calm it down (this incidentally means that in the Fawcett universe the Sphinx is located a few hundred feet away from where it would normally be found).
The longer that Deeters has the wand, the longer it becomes clear that his initial successes were the merest flukes, as after attempting to bribe Ibis into convincing his wife to “go for” him he commands Taia to stab Ibis to death, only to of course be the one to taste her blade.
That’s all of the Ibistick thieves of 1940 – stay tuned for more in 1941.
