The Curse of Skeleton Munroe

Category: Nazi

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 940: THE PARSON

    (Silver Streak Comics 014, 1941)

    The Parson is a weird little dude who takes over a gang of opportunistic London-based looters who have been taking advantage of the ongoing Blitz to make big bucks off of the misfortune of their fellows. Though the gang is initially against the notion of, again, a little weird dude muscling in on their racket, the Parson presses the issue with his powers of hypnotic domination, the source of which is as mysterious and unexplained as the reason for his nom de guerre. 

    (note the backward-speak in the above panel – this is the only instance of him using Zatara-style “magic words” in the story. After this it’s just big-eye hypnotism)

    We do, however know the Parson’s motivation for taking over the gang: he is in fact a Nazi agent working to destabilize London by encouraging the gang to greater and more violent crime, and he reports directly to – a very rude – Adolf Hitler.

    This is a Daredevil comic, which means that the Daredevil has to be in it, which means that he has to get to London somehow. This is achieved by having Bart “the Daredevil” Hill fly a bomber across the Atlantic to the British on a lark. Once he is on the ground, his super-hero intuition is strong enough that he immediately tracks the gang to their bunker lair.

    Though the Parson gets briefly gets the upper hand with a little quick hypnotism, the Daredevil’s willpower proves too great to be suppressed for long and he swiftly batters the whole gang into submission.

    A final note: though the Parson’s men are low-down dirty thieves and murderers, they are still unwilling to work with a Nazi, to their moderate credit.

    Categorized in: Ideology (Nazis), Power (Mind Control), Professions (Religious)

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 940: THE PARSON

    (Silver Streak Comics 014, 1941)

    The Parson is a weird little dude who takes over a gang of opportunistic London-based looters who have been taking advantage of the ongoing Blitz to make big bucks off of the misfortune of their fellows. Though the gang is initially against the notion of, again, a little weird dude muscling in on their racket, the Parson presses the issue with his powers of hypnotic domination, the source of which is as mysterious and unexplained as the reason for his nom de guerre. 

    (note the backward-speak in the above panel – this is the only instance of him using Zatara-style “magic words” in the story. After this it’s just big-eye hypnotism)

    We do, however know the Parson’s motivation for taking over the gang: he is in fact a Nazi agent working to destabilize London by encouraging the gang to greater and more violent crime, and he reports directly to – a very rude – Adolf Hitler.

    This is a Daredevil comic, which means that the Daredevil has to be in it, which means that he has to get to London somehow. This is achieved by having Bart “the Daredevil” Hill fly a bomber across the Atlantic to the British on a lark. Once he is on the ground, his super-hero intuition is strong enough that he immediately tracks the gang to their bunker lair.

    Though the Parson gets briefly gets the upper hand with a little quick hypnotism, the Daredevil’s willpower proves too great to be suppressed for long and he swiftly batters the whole gang into submission.

    A final note: though the Parson’s men are low-down dirty thieves and murderers, they are still unwilling to work with a Nazi, to their moderate credit.

    Categorized in: Ideology (Nazis), Power (Mind Control), Professions (Religious)

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 937: THE SCARLET SKULL

    MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 937: THE SCARLET SKULL

    (Silver Streak Comics 013, 1941) 

    The Scarlet Skull was a real surprise to me! Going by cover dates, he debuted about the same time as the second/”real” Red Skull over at Marvel, which means that he was probably created in the window between the death of the original, George Maxon, and the debut of the Red Skull we will eventually know as Johann Shmidt. Obviously the fact that these are now considered to be two separate characters is all retcon nonsense but the idea of Don Rico noticing that the Red Skull was dead and snaffling him for Lev Gleason is a fun one.

    That said, here are the similarities between the Scarlet Skull and the Red Skull: they are both a) Nazis who b) wear red skull masks and c) like to dress in green. And that’s about all. 

    Rather than being a fascist mastermind, the Scarlet Skull is instead the muscle. He works for a spy named Sinhart and does what I would call a poor job of keeping super-heroes out of his house.

    So bad a job, in fact, that he facilitates the Daredevil’s infiltration mission by providing him with a handy all-concealing costume to wear while he does it.

    This allows Daredevil to learn Sinhart’s plan: to kidnap the President and replace him with a double in order to destabilize the US to generic fascist ends. The Scarlet Skull is supposed to be the one doing the kidnapping, so I guess he must have skills beyond getting beaten up in the wooded section of Sinhart’s back yard.

    The Scarlet Skull does manage to recover from a super-heroic beating in time to ambush Daredevil’s fiance Tonia Saunders and then parley that into a second ambush of Daredevil himself. Is this redemption? Will my opinion of him raise?

    It will not, I’m afraid. The Daredevil is more than a match for the Scarlet Skull, even when the former is shackled to a wall. The Skull, Sinhart and the false FDR (who has the unnecessarily cool name of Condor, by the way) are soon captured.

    SKULL SCORE: The one place that the Scarlet Skull comes out ahead of his counterpart! Unlike the Red Skull, the Scarlet Skull’s mask has no visible eyes, giving him a total score of 4/5, i.e., the best possible without having an actual skull face!

    Categorized in: Body (Skull), Colours (Scarlet), Ideologies (Nazis)

  • FASCIST GOON CLEARING HOUSE 012

    I know we’re all tired of fascist, but these are fake, historical fascists who get beat up, so it’s cathartic at least. 

    the Blitzys:


    The Blitzys, aka the Yellowshirts, have a never-clearly-articulated plan to divide American society by beating people up for not joining the Army. I assume that there must be more to it than that but the focus of the adventure is not on Spy Smasher beating up these particular fascists (though beat them he does) but in avoiding them long enough to get to Washington and warn the President about this fifth column activity. (Whiz Comics 020, 1941)

    The Blitzys, armed with a completely silent bomber plane, continue to vex Spy Smasher and America on behalf of their boss the War Lord through to Whiz Comics 022, when their leader Kurt Bund is finally run to ground in his base underneath a local cemetery and properly walloped.

    Categorized in: Crime as Theme (Naziism), Objects (Shirts)

    the Ring:

    A gang of airplane saboteurs with so little assigned motivation that they might as well be in it for the love of the game, the Ring is undone by FBI agent Dick Star and his aide, the unusually-named Pinky Dink. (Bang-Up Comics 001, 1941)

    Categorized in: Generica (Rings), Ideologies (Crypto-Fascists)

    Unnamed Giant Robot Unit: 

    Eventually the comic timeline that I’m working on is going to get to the point that the US is World War II, and the flow of vague Nazi-adjacent antagonist groups is going to dry up and be replaced mainly with overt Nazi and Japanese super-villains. Does this mean the end of the Fascict Goon Round-Up? surely not, because there needs to be a place to document the weird over-the-top schemes that the comic book version of the Axis powers get up to.

    Take this one: two enormous robots rise out of the depth of New York Harbor and destroy a patrol boat before stomping into the city proper. 

    Then, after making their way downtown, they disgorge a bunch of Nazi soldiers to… do something. Honestly it’s unclear what these guys are up to and more to the point just what havoc they could raise that a giant Robot couldn’t. In any case they don’t have long on the ground before they are beaten up by the Flag-Man and Rusty. 

    All this action in the city is especially baffling as the actual plan is to blow up a chunk of the US fleet with a minefield. Maaaybe the idea is to draw them in with the giant robot attack? In any case, the Flag-Man steers one of the robots into the minefield and takes care of the entire problem with one huge explosion. (Captain Aero Comics 001, 1941)

    Categorized in: Accessories (Mecha)

    the Swastika Council:

    It’s not entirely clear just what kind of fascist group the Swastika Council is, thanks to the fact that their sole appearance concerns the fact that David Merrywether, aka the Cat-Man, is about to expose their membership to the papers and their efforts to prevent him from doing that. My money’s on them being some sort of fifth columnists. (Cat-Man Comics 004, 1941)

    Categorized in: Crime as Theme (Naziism), Generica (Councils)

  • FASCIST GOON CLEARING HOUSE 012

    I know we’re all tired of fascist, but these are fake, historical fascists who get beat up, so it’s cathartic at least. 

    the Blitzys:


    The Blitzys, aka the Yellowshirts, have a never-clearly-articulated plan to divide American society by beating people up for not joining the Army. I assume that there must be more to it than that but the focus of the adventure is not on Spy Smasher beating up these particular fascists (though beat them he does) but in avoiding them long enough to get to Washington and warn the President about this fifth column activity. (Whiz Comics 020, 1941)

    The Blitzys, armed with a completely silent bomber plane, continue to vex Spy Smasher and America on behalf of their boss the War Lord through to Whiz Comics 022, when their leader Kurt Bund is finally run to ground in his base underneath a local cemetery and properly walloped.

    Categorized in: Crime as Theme (Naziism), Objects (Shirts)

    the Ring:

    A gang of airplane saboteurs with so little assigned motivation that they might as well be in it for the love of the game, the Ring is undone by FBI agent Dick Star and his aide, the unusually-named Pinky Dink. (Bang-Up Comics 001, 1941)

    Categorized in: Generica (Rings), Ideologies (Crypto-Fascists)

    Unnamed Giant Robot Unit: 

    Eventually the comic timeline that I’m working on is going to get to the point that the US is World War II, and the flow of vague Nazi-adjacent antagonist groups is going to dry up and be replaced mainly with overt Nazi and Japanese super-villains. Does this mean the end of the Fascict Goon Round-Up? surely not, because there needs to be a place to document the weird over-the-top schemes that the comic book version of the Axis powers get up to.

    Take this one: two enormous robots rise out of the depth of New York Harbor and destroy a patrol boat before stomping into the city proper. 

    Then, after making their way downtown, they disgorge a bunch of Nazi soldiers to… do something. Honestly it’s unclear what these guys are up to and more to the point just what havoc they could raise that a giant Robot couldn’t. In any case they don’t have long on the ground before they are beaten up by the Flag-Man and Rusty. 

    All this action in the city is especially baffling as the actual plan is to blow up a chunk of the US fleet with a minefield. Maaaybe the idea is to draw them in with the giant robot attack? In any case, the Flag-Man steers one of the robots into the minefield and takes care of the entire problem with one huge explosion. (Captain Aero Comics 001, 1941)

    Categorized in: Accessories (Mecha)

    the Swastika Council:

    It’s not entirely clear just what kind of fascist group the Swastika Council is, thanks to the fact that their sole appearance concerns the fact that David Merrywether, aka the Cat-Man, is about to expose their membership to the papers and their efforts to prevent him from doing that. My money’s on them being some sort of fifth columnists. (Cat-Man Comics 004, 1941)

    Categorized in: Crime as Theme (Naziism), Generica (Councils)

  • GENERIC COSTUMED VILLAIN ROUND-UP 036

    Every one of them a disappointment to their parents. 

    Mr Axis: 

    He may just be a regular Nazi spy* lurking around Washington DC and disrupting trade deals between the US and the rubber-rich nation of Rumbia, but his name is Mr Axis! Such a perfect name for a fascist super-villain and yet one that seemingly was only used once**. Patriotic super-hero Miss Victory really puts the boots to him in her debut adventure. (Captain Fearless Comics 001, 1941)

    * Technically by my usual metrics I’d call this guy a crypto-fascist of no clear national origin but c’mon: his name is Mr Axis.

    **Except that he does reappear in Captain Aero Comics 011, in which this story is retold unchanged but with different art. Weird stuff.

    Categorized Under: Crime as Theme (Fascism), Generica (Misters)

    the Arson Ring:

    Considering the fact that his feature is called “Blaze Baylor and the Arson Ring” I really expected super arson investigator Blaze Baylor to be contending with the same group of arsonists – a ring, if you will – throughout his adventures. This is not in fact the case, or at least it is not supported in the text. Blaze does battle the Arson Ring in his first outing and they are heavily implied to be the ones who killed his dad Smoky Baylor, so that’s something. (Cat-Man Comics 001 1941)

    Categorized under: Crime as Theme (Arson), Generica (Rings), Narrative Footballs (Origin Guys)

    Igor and his Mother:

    This unnamed woman and her son Igor live in poverty on the outskirts of an unnamed city and come into conflict with the Black Widow after turning their inborn talents (Igor being very strong and his mother so ugly that she can stop a man’s heart) to crime. Igor ends up being shot by the Black Widow, while his mother dies in an attempt to burn their hovel down and kill the hero. (Cat-Man Comics 001 1941)

    Karl von Keilman: 

    Though you might think that Karl von Keilman is a mad or criminal scientist from the way he dresses, this is in fact stolen valour as it is Karl’s brother Abner who is the scientific mind of the family. Abner is the one responsible for creating the Dolls of Death, self-propelled and self-guided bombs that he had intended to turn over to the War Department before Karl showed up, killed him and started using them to blow up defense factories.

    Karl didn’t reckon, however, on the fact that his brother was friends with the Deacon and so a super-heroic nose would be poked into his business. He also never learned not to get into an indoor fight when your weapon of choice is exploding dolls. (Cat-Man Comics 002, 1941)

    Categorized under: Accessories (Little Robots), Murder (Fratricides)

  • GENERIC COSTUMED VILLAIN ROUND-UP 036

    Every one of them a disappointment to their parents. 

    Mr Axis: 

    He may just be a regular Nazi spy* lurking around Washington DC and disrupting trade deals between the US and the rubber-rich nation of Rumbia, but his name is Mr Axis! Such a perfect name for a fascist super-villain and yet one that seemingly was only used once**. Patriotic super-hero Miss Victory really puts the boots to him in her debut adventure. (Captain Fearless Comics 001, 1941)

    * Technically by my usual metrics I’d call this guy a crypto-fascist of no clear national origin but c’mon: his name is Mr Axis.

    **Except that he does reappear in Captain Aero Comics 011, in which this story is retold unchanged but with different art. Weird stuff.

    Categorized Under: Crime as Theme (Fascism), Generica (Misters)

    the Arson Ring:

    Considering the fact that his feature is called “Blaze Baylor and the Arson Ring” I really expected super arson investigator Blaze Baylor to be contending with the same group of arsonists – a ring, if you will – throughout his adventures. This is not in fact the case, or at least it is not supported in the text. Blaze does battle the Arson Ring in his first outing and they are heavily implied to be the ones who killed his dad Smoky Baylor, so that’s something. (Cat-Man Comics 001 1941)

    Categorized under: Crime as Theme (Arson), Generica (Rings), Narrative Footballs (Origin Guys)

    Igor and his Mother:

    This unnamed woman and her son Igor live in poverty on the outskirts of an unnamed city and come into conflict with the Black Widow after turning their inborn talents (Igor being very strong and his mother so ugly that she can stop a man’s heart) to crime. Igor ends up being shot by the Black Widow, while his mother dies in an attempt to burn their hovel down and kill the hero. (Cat-Man Comics 001 1941)

    Karl von Keilman: 

    Though you might think that Karl von Keilman is a mad or criminal scientist from the way he dresses, this is in fact stolen valour as it is Karl’s brother Abner who is the scientific mind of the family. Abner is the one responsible for creating the Dolls of Death, self-propelled and self-guided bombs that he had intended to turn over to the War Department before Karl showed up, killed him and started using them to blow up defense factories.

    Karl didn’t reckon, however, on the fact that his brother was friends with the Deacon and so a super-heroic nose would be poked into his business. He also never learned not to get into an indoor fight when your weapon of choice is exploding dolls. (Cat-Man Comics 002, 1941)

    Categorized under: Accessories (Little Robots), Murder (Fratricides)

  • GENERIC COSTUMED VILLAIN ROUND-UP 035

    GENERIC COSTUMED VILLAIN ROUND-UP 035

    Not every villain is super and they must learn to accept that.

    Miguel Greeze: 

    He may just be a regular style crooked gambler looking to murder Golden Arrow in order to win a bet, but Miguel Greeze here is decked out in too good a costume to just ignore. Plus it’s impressive that he can make his legs go like that. (Whiz Comics 023, 1941)

    Konrad Schtienker: 

    Fascist assassin Konrad Schtienker is all-in on a tobacco product theme: he uses a tobacco shop as his HQ, kills government agents via packets of the ominously-named Blood-Tipped brand cigarettes (not that the cigarettes do the killing – they just serve as a way to release a mosquito containing a serum that compels fatal bouts of sleepwalking into the targets’ rooms) and even employs single-shot cigar guns to get out of jams. Too bad for him that Spy Smasher doesn’t smoke. (Whiz Comics 023, 1941)

    Black Rufus: 

    There are three things to note about this fellow:

    1. His name is Black Rufus. It’s much more charming than menacing.

    2. I like his look. The hunched posture combined with the mantle/poncho/thing give him a real vulture-like air.

    3. He is the only villain faced by one-hit wonder the Rainbow, which I always find endearing. Did he ever get out of jail and take his revenge? We shall never know. (The Arrow 003, 1941)

    the Leader: 

    It’s time for yet another Nazi spymaster named the Leader! This Leader is a fellow named Phil Rogers, and he’s after a new super-bomb developed by one Professor Andrews for the US military, while wearing what I would describe as a charmingly homemade-looking hood if it didn’t have a swastika on the forehead. He fails of course, because he is entirely unprepared to deal with a completely invisible Solar, Master of Magic. (Captain Aero Comics 001, 1941)

  • SUPER-VILLAIN FILE 002: CAPTAIN NAZI

    (Master Comics 021, 1941)

    Our very second full-fledged super-villain is Captain Nazi, a fellow who I would be tempted to shelve under Minor status if it weren’t for the fact that he just keeps on showing up to this very day (or three years ago, at least). Most of the time he’s just padding out a crowd scene and/or acting as a target for some super-hero to really beat the tar out of, but any way you shake it just like real-life Nazis we just can’t seem to get rid of this guy.

    Now you might have guessed it based on his name, but I must tell you that Captain Nazi is in fact one our ever-increasing collection of comic book villains who are actual Nazis and not just German-ish guys with monocles and duelling scars and a fascist attitude. He is also not, as I myself assumed for quite a long time, a Nazi version of Captain Marvel but rather an attempt to counter the idea of American super-herodom as a whole. 

    There’s no real indication of how the Nazis produced a super-human but produce him they did. Captain Nazi has super strength, enhanced agility, some degree of invulnerability and a particularly bad attitude. Aside from some broadening of his power set, all of that basically applies to the character as he exists today.

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    Captain Nazi 1941 

  • SUPER-VILLAIN FILE 002: CAPTAIN NAZI

    (Master Comics 021, 1941)

    Our very second full-fledged super-villain is Captain Nazi, a fellow who I would be tempted to shelve under Minor status if it weren’t for the fact that he just keeps on showing up to this very day (or three years ago, at least). Most of the time he’s just padding out a crowd scene and/or acting as a target for some super-hero to really beat the tar out of, but any way you shake it just like real-life Nazis we just can’t seem to get rid of this guy.

    Now you might have guessed it based on his name, but I must tell you that Captain Nazi is in fact one our ever-increasing collection of comic book villains who are actual Nazis and not just German-ish guys with monocles and duelling scars and a fascist attitude. He is also not, as I myself assumed for quite a long time, a Nazi version of Captain Marvel but rather an attempt to counter the idea of American super-herodom as a whole. 

    There’s no real indication of how the Nazis produced a super-human but produce him they did. Captain Nazi has super strength, enhanced agility, some degree of invulnerability and a particularly bad attitude. Aside from some broadening of his power set, all of that basically applies to the character as he exists today.

    UPDATES: 

    Captain Nazi 1941