The Curse of Skeleton Munroe

Category: minor super-villain

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 087: BLITZ

    (Blue Beetle Comics 004, 1940)

    Blitz: by far the best thing about this probably-meant-to-be-German spy is his collection of henchmen, who include a maniacal dwarf and Ax, who is somewhat unsurprisingly obsessed with his signature weapon. Love a henchman who goes all-in on their bit.

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 086: THE MASTERMIND OF CRIME

    (Blue Beetle Comics 003, 1940)

    A lot of these early Blue Beetle villains are real basic so I’m not even going to bother with the questions.

    Mastermind of Crime: very good hood, attempts to take over NYC York City, turns out to actually be the civic reformer who has been raising a stink over all this organized crime all over the place.

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 085: BOSS X

    (Blue Beetle Comics 002, 1940)

    What makes them a super-villain? In thinking about this question I realized just how close comic book-style organized crime comes to supercrime to begin with and that Boss X represents the bare minimum of extra oomph required to make the leap to the super-villain designation: the name and the fact that he works out of a secret underground lair on an island.

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 084: BLACKBEARD

    (Batman Comics 004, 1940)

    What makes them a super-villain? I’ve already stated multiple times that pirates get a free pass. Old-timey cosplay pirates get double marks.

    What is interesting about them? Blackbeard is actually a frustrated former actor turned gang boss, and if you don’t think that I don’t want more of that in comics you don’t know me very well. Bring back Blackbeard and make him a method actor.

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 083: THE UGLIEST MAN IN THE WORLD

    (Batman Comics 003, 1940) 

    The Ugliest Man in the World, AKA Larry Larrimore, was originally Carlson, a college student who was accidentally injected with a weird fluid during a frat hazing gone wrong. His face mutated and deformed, he lost his friends, fiancé and frat and vowed revenge. Years later, having developed a version of the uglification drug which also rendered its victims’ minds pliant he embarked on a campaign of revenge against both those who had deformed and rejected him and society itself, using his Ugly Mob to destroy beautiful people and works of art alike before being stopped by Batman and gunned down by the cops.

    Neadless to say I think this dude should be brought back. Rejected outsider is great villain fodder and as much as I love this guy smashing Greek marbles at the head of his Ugly Mob a more nuanced take on the relative value of attractive and unattractive people in our society would be aces too.

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 083: THE UGLIEST MAN IN THE WORLD

    (Batman Comics 003, 1940) 

    The Ugliest Man in the World, AKA Larry Larrimore, was originally Carlson, a college student who was accidentally injected with a weird fluid during a frat hazing gone wrong. His face mutated and deformed, he lost his friends, fiancé and frat and vowed revenge. Years later, having developed a version of the uglification drug which also rendered its victims’ minds pliant he embarked on a campaign of revenge against both those who had deformed and rejected him and society itself, using his Ugly Mob to destroy beautiful people and works of art alike before being stopped by Batman and gunned down by the cops.

    Neadless to say I think this dude should be brought back. Rejected outsider is great villain fodder and as much as I love this guy smashing Greek marbles at the head of his Ugly Mob a more nuanced take on the relative value of attractive and unattractive people in our society would be aces too.

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 082: THE PUPPET MASTER

    (Batman Comics 003, 1940)

    What makes them a super-villain? The Puppet Master controls the minds of men via drug-assisted mental compulsion. He even mind-grabs Batman for a while – surely a villainous feat.

    What makes them interesting? Aside from the brief end-run on Batman’s mind, the most interesting thing about this guy is I think he’s supposed to be a Cossack? His goons are certainly Cossacks. Have we lost a whole set of cultural signifiers about Cossacks or is this like the day in high school I went to a dentist appointment and missed learning how to cross-multiply and you all know this stuff?

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 081: THE WOLF

    (Batman Comics 002, 1940)

    Batman’s first Jekyll/ Hyde style villain is Adam Lamb, a meek museum curator who gets bonked on the head while reading a murder mystery and thereafter heads out at night to cause mayhem as crimelord the Wolf. Batman eventually figures out that his crimes are following the sequence of those in the book and the Wolf’s career ends with a second, fatal head bonking.

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 080: THE EMPEROR OF AMERICA

    (All American Comics 021, 1940)

    An old man who lives in a cave outside of Calvin City, the Emperor of America takes a bunch of Al “the Atom” Pratt’s classmates prisoner as potential mind-controlled minions. Honestly, if it weren’t for the fact that he already has a cadre of identical huge men in his employ he might be more believable as a delusional hermit than a credible threat – and since he never actually gets to demonstrate his mind control techniques before dying in a cave-in, the jury is and will always be still out. He’s the Atom’s first super-villainous opponent, though, so we’ll allow it.

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 079: THE WASP

    (All American Comics 016, 1940)

    What makes them a super-villain? He’s a master spy called the Wasp who engages in submarine espionage while wearing a tuxedo – basically a checklist of qualifying traits. Unfortunately, that’s also the answer to the second question – he’s only interesting because of his checklist, just a fleeting antagonist for a throwaway story.