The Curse of Skeleton Munroe

Category: Human Meteor

  • FASCIST GOON CLEARING HOUSE 013

    Another batch of dumb-dumbs for the fire.

    the Green Shirts:

    Though only mentioned by crooked political boss and aspiring fascist bigwig Pete Rosky, these Green Shirts are the same kind of palate-swap allusion to the Nazi Brownshirts and/or the Italian Blackshirts that we’ve seen so many times before. Their Rosky-led attempt to take over the US-government is nipped in the bud by the Human Meteor. (Champ Comics 012, 1941)

    Categorized in: Colours (Green), Ideology (Crypto-Fascists), Objects (Shirts)

    the Black Legion:

    Led by a melted candle named Hans Schmutzdoff, the Black Legion are a group of fifth columnists who are infiltrating US war production with an eye to disrupting it, and who are ultimately undone because Chuck and Skip, aka the Liberty Lads, just kind of stumble upon them doing Nazi cosplay in the woods. (Champ Comics 016, 1941)

    Categorized in: Colours (Black), Espionage (Fascist Groups), Generica (Legions)

    the Ghost Ship:

    It’s one last hurrah for Cloud Curtis as yet another gang of fascists attempts to disrupt the development of the US air forces by deploying a gimmicked-up airplane. This one has projector mounted on it, allowing it to distract US pilots with visions of a phantom plane while the real one sneak attacks them from the rear. Like several other Cloud Curtis foes, this is a group operating under the singular name of the vehicle they pilot. (Silver Streak Comics 016, 1941)

    Categorized in: Fraud (Fake Undead – Ghost Planes), Objects (Planes), Supranormal Beings (Ghosts) 

    the Hooded League: 

    The Hooded League are as far as I can tell a home-grown fascist group dedicated to weakening America in advance of a Nazi invasion, and to that end they launch a coordinated attack on Chicago that includes blowing up both the El Train and every bridge over the Chicago River (this is the inspiration for my modern Captain Battle revival in which the rebuilt bridges have slightly taller guardrails thus preventing the Dave Matthews Band bus incident, which in turn causes aliens to invade or something. It’s a rich seam of potential that I will be strip mining). 

    Before things can get much more out of control, Captain Battle gets ahold of their leader, newspaper editor Thompson, and forces him to order the Hooded League to stand down. (Captain Battle Comics 001, 1941)

    Categorized in: Generica (Leagues), Objects (Hoods), Supercrime (Attempted Conquest)

  • FASCIST GOON CLEARING HOUSE 013

    Another batch of dumb-dumbs for the fire.

    the Green Shirts:

    Though only mentioned by crooked political boss and aspiring fascist bigwig Pete Rosky, these Green Shirts are the same kind of palate-swap allusion to the Nazi Brownshirts and/or the Italian Blackshirts that we’ve seen so many times before. Their Rosky-led attempt to take over the US-government is nipped in the bud by the Human Meteor. (Champ Comics 012, 1941)

    Categorized in: Colours (Green), Ideology (Crypto-Fascists), Objects (Shirts)

    the Black Legion:

    Led by a melted candle named Hans Schmutzdoff, the Black Legion are a group of fifth columnists who are infiltrating US war production with an eye to disrupting it, and who are ultimately undone because Chuck and Skip, aka the Liberty Lads, just kind of stumble upon them doing Nazi cosplay in the woods. (Champ Comics 016, 1941)

    Categorized in: Colours (Black), Espionage (Fascist Groups), Generica (Legions)

    the Ghost Ship:

    It’s one last hurrah for Cloud Curtis as yet another gang of fascists attempts to disrupt the development of the US air forces by deploying a gimmicked-up airplane. This one has projector mounted on it, allowing it to distract US pilots with visions of a phantom plane while the real one sneak attacks them from the rear. Like several other Cloud Curtis foes, this is a group operating under the singular name of the vehicle they pilot. (Silver Streak Comics 016, 1941)

    Categorized in: Fraud (Fake Undead – Ghost Planes), Objects (Planes), Supranormal Beings (Ghosts) 

    the Hooded League: 

    The Hooded League are as far as I can tell a home-grown fascist group dedicated to weakening America in advance of a Nazi invasion, and to that end they launch a coordinated attack on Chicago that includes blowing up both the El Train and every bridge over the Chicago River (this is the inspiration for my modern Captain Battle revival in which the rebuilt bridges have slightly taller guardrails thus preventing the Dave Matthews Band bus incident, which in turn causes aliens to invade or something. It’s a rich seam of potential that I will be strip mining). 

    Before things can get much more out of control, Captain Battle gets ahold of their leader, newspaper editor Thompson, and forces him to order the Hooded League to stand down. (Captain Battle Comics 001, 1941)

    Categorized in: Generica (Leagues), Objects (Hoods), Supercrime (Attempted Conquest)

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 922: GENGHIS KHAN

    (Champ Comics 015, 1941)

    Okay, Genghis Khan. A lot of guys in comics like to call themselves Genghis Khan or claim to be his successor etc, and importantly they all seem to be into all the old Genghis Khan stuff like horse archers. Absolutely 100% stuff that Genghis was into at the time he was around of course, but I personally think that he would enjoy a machine gun if he had the chance. 

    Duke “the Human Meteor” O’Dowd is getting up to his usual day of driving cabs and palling around with his shoeshine boy pal Toby when suddenly the city is attacked by a mass of cavalry led by a shirtless giant wielding a flaming sword. This is Genghis Khan (a Genghis Khan, at least), and he is probably the Human Meteor’s only recurring foe, appearing in 3 (possibly 4, but Champ Comics 018 is currently AWOL) whole issues.

    A conquering giant cuts an intriguing figure, but the unfortunate thing about Genghis Khan is that the stories he appears in are pretty incoherent. There’s a plot, but everything other than the plot is just shiny bits glued on like sparkles. That said, here are the most interesting and intriguing things about him:

    1. Size and Origins

    Genghis Khan’s size remains fairly consistently enormous during his first two appearances – if anything, he might just be a bit bigger in the second one. His third appearance, however, shows him at a considerably reduced stature, from the third set of panel above in which he’s maybe ten feet tall to perhaps fifteen feet at maximum. Is this an indication that he can control his size or just a general disregard for continuity?

    The unanswered question of just what is up with this guy’s size is a symptom of the fact that he has no real origin. He just shows up one day, stomping around Manhattan. Is he even Mongolian? Not to put too fine a point on it, but I’ve read a lot of 1940s comics and I think that they would have drawn him differently if he was. 

    2. Technology

    The other major unanswered question about Genghis Khan is: just where did he get those wonderful toys? Such as… 

    His giant flaming sword that can also change its atomic structure on the fly, seemingly specifically so that the Human Meteor can’t pick it up.

    His cool dirigible base and its defensive screen of flamethrowers.

    The “sky road,” a transparent walkway that both men and horses can travel to and from the dirigible on, which need no support and must have some sort of crazy friction going on considering the angles that people are climbing it at.

    3. Goals

    Unsurprisingly, the self-declared successor of Genghis Khan, this fellow’s main goal is conquest. The attack on New York in his initial appearance is the first part of an attempted takeover of the US, for example.

    In Genghis Khan’s second appearance (Champ Comics 016, 1941), he is laying siege to the hidden, high-tech city of Bayakura, the place that Duke O’Dowd became the Human Meteor. 

    Though the Human Meteor drops a mountain on him at the end of that second appearance, Genghis Khan survives somehow (perhaps by shedding mass to allow himself to escape his mountain tomb? That’d be an interesting aspect of the character if it ever came up) and allies with the Japanese to harry the US fleet off China. The Human Meteor sinks the Khan’s entire fleet, and since he (probably) never appears again, drowning does what being crushed under a mountain failed to.

    Categorized in: Famous Figures (Genghis Khan), Real Folk (Genghis Khan), Supercrime (Attempted Conquest)

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 921: THE SCALY DRAGON

    (Champ Comics 014, 1941)

    The Scaly Dragon is what I would consider to be a very by-the-book fascist saboteur with a better-than-average name. He does have a couple of noteworthy things about him though, including 1. the fact that he is a pseudo-Imperial Japanese spy rather than the much more common pseudo-Nazis that we usually see.

    2. Though the Scaly Dragon’s first couple of efforts were aimed at sabotaging the water supply of New York City (which is where the Human Meteor gets on his tail), his home base appears to be in Cincinnati, an oft-ignored city in comics.  

    3. After he is rounded up by the Human Meteor, we get a rare scene of the Scaly Dragon getting booked. Most of the time these guys end up dead or just dropped off directly at a prison courtyard, so this is a real treat – I suppose the next milestone we must look forward to is a super-villain mug shot.

    Categorized in: Animals (Dragons), Espionage (Saboteurs), Locations (Cincinnati)

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 576: GRUNDO THE GREAT

    (Champion Comics 010, 1940)

    There are a few things to like about Grundo the Great: his mustache, his name which sounds like it’s what Miss Grundy would be called in a 1960s Archie Comics fantasy series about the heroic students battling the teachers as evil warlords, the fact that he has a “crew of mad chemists and technicians” in his mountaintop castle somewhere in the Midwestern US… Lot of good stuff. His ultimate aim, to take over America, is a little standard but you have to admit that it’s villainous.

    If Grundo (his real name, by the way: Lars Grundo) has a major flaw, it’s in going too big, too early. In order to raise funds for his mad science crew he pulls a heist of the fabulous Taj Mah Jewels while they are being transported by plane, exactly the kind of crime that attracts the attention of a super-hero like the Human Meteor.

    (side note: this is the second “Taj Mahal Jewels” sound-alike I’ve encountered from the year 1940 – the first being the Green Mask and the Taj Lamah Jewels – and that’s the sort of coincidence that makes me think that there was a famous Taj Mahal Jewels exhibition in 1939 or 1940. Turns out that “Taj Mahal” is one of those search terms that really blows out your results with a lot of unrelated information. There was a “Taj Mahal Emerald” on display at the 1939 NY World’s Fair but that’s about as far as I’m going to get without doing actual research so I’ll just assume that that’s what inspired both)

    The Human Meteor does take an interest, and makes his way to Grundo’s mountain fastness. Grundo employs a really fantastic deathtrap: a door that opens up onto a sheer cliff that a puruer can be baited into charging through. It only works on an enemy who can’t fly, unfortunately for Grundo.

    Grundo and his crew are so completely outclassed by the Human Meteor that it’s a bit of a mercy when they are all blown to high heaven by their own bombs. Perhaps they would have had more of a chance to shine if they had faced off against a slightly less superhuman foe.

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 575: NAD NEUROD

    (Champion Comics 009, 1940) 

    Nad Neurod is a gang boss with an ambitious and not-uncommon-in-comics scheme: knock out the power and other utilities so that you can take advantage of the resultant confusion and loot an entire city (NYC in this case) at once! Even more importantly, he and his gang provide the perfect test/demonstration of the Human Meteor’s powers in his first foray into the outside world.

    (Nad Neurod is also exactly the kind of moniker that makes my Backward Name Senses tingle, but I’ll be danged if I can find any evidence of anyone named Dan Doruen existing ever, let alone in 1940. I’d put money on it being a reference to something, but sadly I must place it on the big Pile of Unsolvable Puzzles and move on with my life)

    Neurod and his cronies have a particular role to play, and that is to be a reasonably credible threat that a super-hero can thrash on their first outing, and they serve their purpose admirably – they completely flummox the authorities of New York City (probably) and are themselves flummoxed (and mostly killed) by the Human Meteor.

  • MINOR SUPER-HERO ROUND-UP 018

    More of these guys and their antics.

    Johnny Fox:

    Johnny Fox is a guy* from the Florida Everglades who visits his grandfather one day to find him the victim of a treacherous murder. And what’s worse, the murderer, one Peter Pokane, did so in order to steal a supply of “sun-shots”, i.e., invisibility pills.

    *and by “guy” I mean “Native American guy of the Seminole Tribe of Florida” but it’s a tricky thing to work into a concise sentence. Also tricky: the racial politics of the Johnny Fox comic! Johnny is a college-educated Seminole and thus free of a lot of the overt stereotypical behaviour of the day but also is a near-superhuman even without the invisibility pills, explicitly due to his Noble Savagery. Plus Peter Pokane’s major villainous trait is that he’s a “half-breed” which… must I explain why that sucks? What I’m saying is that it’s complicated.

    Johnny gets the sun-shots back by yeeting Peter Pokane out a penthouse window and begins fighting crime, invisible-style. Keeping in mind, of course, that he has to take a pill to turn invisible and another to turn back. Unless he gets hurt, which will turn him back immediately. Which happens a lot, because Johnny may be invisible, but his shadow never is. As far as invisibility goes, this version might have the most caveats I have ever seen. At least he doesn’t have to be nude.

    After a while the writers seem to get tired of the invisibility gimmick and have Pokane return just long enough to take the sun-shots to a watery grave (and it’s a rare villain who gets killed by the same hero twice). Johnny Fox is now just a regular bow-wielding New York City Private Detective… for about two issues, after which Johnny’s grampa’s ghost returns to teach him how to make them again. (Champion Comics 006, 1940)

    the Human Meteor:

    Duke O’Dowd was just a regular Texan serving as a French Foreign Legionnaire until a couple of issues in, when his writers presumably realized that comics about the French Foreign Legion are boring, repetitive and usually pretty racist (though they probably cared more about the first two reasons). So they made Duke homesick, had him earn an honourable discharge and sent him on his way in a plane piloted by fellow Texan Kerry Flynn – an unlucky break for Flynn as it turned out, because somewhere over the Himalayas the two were caught up in a mysterious tornado and blown to the hidden city of Bayakura, a journey that only Duke O’Dowd survived.

    Hailed as the Great Deliverer, O’Dowd is introduced to Bayakuran scientist Dr Wah Le, who outfits him with the Wonder Belt, a superscientific device which provides him with super-strength, the power of flight and invulnerability to metal. Plus he gets a stun ray gun! And a very fun and goofy outfit!

    Duke puts down a rebellion by the very low-achieving heir to the throne of Bayakura (his aim was to take the riches of Bayakura to the outside world and live like a king but he decided to do so via a huge heist rather than the traditional and much safer option of embezzling from the kingdom while in power) and installs Wah Le in his place before heading to the outside world himself.

    Sadly, once O’Dowd rejoins the outside world he trades in the amazing Bayakuran national costume for a more traditional super-hero getup (though the Bayakurans seem to have varied up their outfits as well – perhaps their fashion industry was revitalized by O’Dowd’s fresh new looks). He also switches names from the Great Deliverer to the Human Meteor, which is admittedly more snappy. 

    The Human Meteor is also the first character we have encountered who will someday be done dirty by Roy Thomas in 1993’s Invaders v2. Briefly, Thomas had the idea to field a team of super-heroes who had defected to the Nazis against the Invaders and since he wasn’t allowed to use any actual Golden Age Marvel characters he instead opted for the public domain. 

    While my initial instinct is to reject this idea… I must admit that it’s not without merit. Plenty of otherwise rational people were also charmed by the fascists – it’s unreasonable to think that no superfolk would ever compromise one aspect of their morality for another (it is however a badly-written comic, because it’s a very 1990s comic). So what we’re going to do is not assume that we’ll get to it later (three years into this project and I still haven’t gotten to 1942, after all) and instead we’re going to evaluate just how much of a stretch it was for each character to end up as a Nazi.

    While Duke O’Dowd is an adventurer and thrill-seeker who joined the French Foreign Legion for a larf and never really expresses complex morality as opposed to simple justice-seeking, his stated reason for joining the Battle-Axis is that his Boston Irish blood demanded it, which… is plausible as a motivation for attending a few meetings but a huge stretch when it comes to attempting to kill Captain America. (Champion Comics 008, 1940)

    Robinhood Jones:

    “Rich guy who gives it all up to become a do-gooder hobo” wasn’t the most popular trend in early comics but I can conjure up at least half a dozen examples. Robinhood Jones has the added distinction of being a pretty direct pastiche of – you guessed it – Robin Hood and his Merry Men. Some highlights:

    Robin Hood – Robert Harrison Jones III

    Friar Tuck – Fry Tucker

    Little John – Little Jack Lee

    Will Scarlet – Bill Scarlet

    Alan-a-Dale – some guy named Allen

    There’s also a fairly delightful swap of archery for horseshoes as an all-purpose solution. Funnily enough, though Robinhood Jones squared off against the same crooked Sheriff of Sherwood City on thereabouts on two separate occasions he never encountered a clear Prince John analog. Or a Maid Marion, for that matter. (Champion Comics 007, 1940)

    the Black Ghost:

    AKA the Black Rider, the Black Ghost was an alternate identity adopted by cowboy hero Bronc Peeler (himself the character prototype for the slightly less outlandishly-named Red Ryder) on one of the many occasions in which he was framed as a crook and had to prove his innocence. Of note mostly for his very cool outfit consisting of jet black cowboy gear with a white bandit mask. (Popular Comics 039, 1939*)

    *Originally a comic strip that was reprinted in Popular Comics, if you’re truly interested.