The Curse of Skeleton Munroe

Category: fake undead – ghost

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 794: THE GHOST OF ROCKY STONE

    (Target Comics v1 005, 1940)

    If there’s one type of character that the people at Novelty Press liked, it was a young man getting an American-style military education, and Lucky Byrd was one of those very men. A flying cadet at Randolph Field, Texas, Byrd managed to ferret out a variety of espionage and criminal plots as a sideline to his studies, the first of which involved fellow cadet Rocky Stone, a bully turned murderer turned reluctant saboteur who ended up dead at the hands of his unseen handler when he tried to confess all.

    Now, some months later, the ghost of Byrd’s old rival has seemingly returned for revenge as a glowing spectre piloting an eerie ghost plane that looks just sick as hell.

    As is so often the case with unexpected ghosts, it turns out that Rocky Stone had an identical twin brother, Bob, who has been seeking revenge on Lucky Byrd due to some unreliable information supplied to him by his nogoodnik sibling. And Lucky, good guy that he is, refuses to press charges once everything comes out in the open, so Bob Stone comes out of the whole thing with nothing more than an amazing icebreaker to bust out at parties. Assuming that he also was not prosecuted for stealing that plane from the US Army.

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 794: THE GHOST OF ROCKY STONE

    (Target Comics v1 005, 1940)

    If there’s one type of character that the people at Novelty Press liked, it was a young man getting an American-style military education, and Lucky Byrd was one of those very men. A flying cadet at Randolph Field, Texas, Byrd managed to ferret out a variety of espionage and criminal plots as a sideline to his studies, the first of which involved fellow cadet Rocky Stone, a bully turned murderer turned reluctant saboteur who ended up dead at the hands of his unseen handler when he tried to confess all.

    Now, some months later, the ghost of Byrd’s old rival has seemingly returned for revenge as a glowing spectre piloting an eerie ghost plane that looks just sick as hell.

    As is so often the case with unexpected ghosts, it turns out that Rocky Stone had an identical twin brother, Bob, who has been seeking revenge on Lucky Byrd due to some unreliable information supplied to him by his nogoodnik sibling. And Lucky, good guy that he is, refuses to press charges once everything comes out in the open, so Bob Stone comes out of the whole thing with nothing more than an amazing icebreaker to bust out at parties. Assuming that he also was not prosecuted for stealing that plane from the US Army.

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 753: THE GHOST GANG

    (Smash Comics 015, 1940) 

    The Ghost Gang have a winning formula: commit a robbery and then high-tail it back to the Old Abandoned Peters Mansion (charmingly referred to a couple of times as the Haunted Hide-Out), where they transform into ghosts and can murder cops and/or drive them insane with impunity.

    It’s not a foolproof scheme, however. For one thing, you really have to complete that first step and actually get to the house, as evidenced by this poor fellow being bravely shot in the back by these two cops as he closes the garage door.

    For another and much more important thing, they aren’t actually turning into ghosts – it’s all a trick! This is important, because if there’s one real flaw to this plan it’s the “murdering cops” part. If all the gang was doing was driving them insane then maybe they could have gotten a few more days out of their arrangement but it’s just as well for them that Hugh Hazzard and Bozo the Iron Man show up to beat the tar out of them because there’s a pretty good chance that an NYPD bulldozer was already on its way to bring the whole house down around their ears, ghosts or no.

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 751: THE MUMMY

    MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 751: THE MUMMY

    (Smash Comics 015, 1940) 

    Strange things are happening at the museum: knives are flying through the air, suits of armour are wandering around in a menacing fashion and things are getting pretty spooky. Head Curator Robbins asks his pal Kent Thurston (aka the Invisible Hood) to check things out, at which point the Mummy enters the picture, knocks out Thurston and kidnaps Robbins’ plucky daughter Betty.

    After grabbing Robins as well, the Mummy reveals his devious plan: Robbins must resign as curator. And that’s it. Unsurprisingly, the Mummy turns out to be Nolan, the Assistant Curator, who has admittedly hacked the whole promotion process with this bold scheme but who also has not done a particularly great job of deflecting suspicion from himself as the only person who is going to benefit from the scheme.

    As usual, the Invisible Hood’s power of invisibility is a real asset and he cleans up the gang with relative ease. He even does a bit of a challenge run by initially approaching dressed up as a second mummy, with a spooky twist once he removes his wrappings to reveal the nothingness within.

    Not the greatest fake mummy in comics history, but I’m happy to get any fake mummies.

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 585: THE SPECTER

    (Exciting Comics 002, 1940) 

    The Specter is actually Harmon, foreman of the Diamond D Ranch, who dresses up like the ghost of a KKK member and kills people with a fanged ring to simulate rattlesnake bites. It’s never explicitly stated but he seems to be trying to drive away the owners of the ranch so that he can take full control of a secret gold mine that only he knows about. Or maybe he’s just killing off anyone who gets too nosy? He doesn’t seem to be doing a fake haunting, despite his outfit… it’s all pretty ambiguous.

    Harmon/the Specter may be okay at being a sneaky murderer but he’s a terrible secret gold mine owner. The US Treasury Department gets suspicious of all this new gold hitting the market and sends geologist/masked vigilante Jim Sanford, aka the Masked Rider, to check things out, and while you might be able to have a secret gold mine under the noses of a bunch of ranchers, you just try to do that with a geologist sniffing around. Once he shows up the Specter is quickly laid to rest.

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 585: THE SPECTER

    MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 585: THE SPECTER

    (Exciting Comics 002, 1940) 

    The Specter is actually Harmon, foreman of the Diamond D Ranch, who dresses up like the ghost of a KKK member and kills people with a fanged ring to simulate rattlesnake bites. It’s never explicitly stated but he seems to be trying to drive away the owners of the ranch so that he can take full control of a secret gold mine that only he knows about. Or maybe he’s just killing off anyone who gets too nosy? He doesn’t seem to be doing a fake haunting, despite his outfit… it’s all pretty ambiguous.

    Harmon/the Specter may be okay at being a sneaky murderer but he’s a terrible secret gold mine owner. The US Treasury Department gets suspicious of all this new gold hitting the market and sends geologist/masked vigilante Jim Sanford, aka the Masked Rider, to check things out, and while you might be able to have a secret gold mine under the noses of a bunch of ranchers, you just try to do that with a geologist sniffing around. Once he shows up the Specter is quickly laid to rest.

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 564: THE GHOST OF WINTER RANCH

    (The Funnies 030, 1939)

    This fellow is from a story starring Gene Autry, singing cowboy. It’s printed in a comic put out by Dell that mostly features reprints of comic strips and that’s probably what this is? Even though online sources suggest that the first Gene Autry comic strip started in 1940 and this came out in 1939? Ultimately, these are mere details. The important fact is that this is my most favourite style of putting a film cowboy actor in an adventure comic: the real Gene Autry is just riding around in the Western US – Montana, in this case – with some sixguns and a guitar, having adventures but also doing all of the singing and movies that are his bread and butter. It’s somehow slightly less plausible than when they just drop Tom Mix or Buck Jones into the Old West with no justification but the weirdness makes it fun.

    As for the comic itself, we find one “Rowel” Collins (I had to look this one up – a rowel is the pointy wheely bit on a spur, so this is just a more Western version of calling someone Spike) who has just discovered that the mine full of useless ore that he sold as part of his former ranch is in fact a mine full of extremely valuable pitchblende and since Rowel Collins is a dastardly character (just look at his evil mustache!) he vows to get the money that the mine is worth by hook or by crook.

    Lucky for Rowel, there are a lot of local superstitions for him to take advantage of: the ranch is situated on a piece of land called the Devil’s Ironing Board; the pitchblende is in the Devil’s Cave and crucially the ranch is supposed to be haunted (by a cow leg-stealing ghost?). Rowel immediately heads to a nearby shack to activate his old crony Smoky Plants.

    Smoky, as the glowing Ghost of Winter Ranch, only really takes one pass at scaring off ranch owners Dan and Peg Winters and since they have the moral support of Gene “ain’t scared of no ghosts” Autry Rowel has to resort to gunplay and kidnapping to force the sale.

    Rowel and Smoky almost get away with it, in fact, but it turns out that hatching a scheme to sell a mine full of radioactive ore and knowing anything about radiation are two different things and they both end up dropping dead of radiation poising due to the radium they used to make the Ghost’s glowing robes. It’s terrible, terrible poetic justice.

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 564: THE GHOST OF WINTER RANCH

    MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 564: THE GHOST OF WINTER RANCH

    (The Funnies 030, 1939)

    This fellow is from a story starring Gene Autry, singing cowboy. It’s printed in a comic put out by Dell that mostly features reprints of comic strips and that’s probably what this is? Even though online sources suggest that the first Gene Autry comic strip started in 1940 and this came out in 1939? Ultimately, these are mere details. The important fact is that this is my most favourite style of putting a film cowboy actor in an adventure comic: the real Gene Autry is just riding around in the Western US – Montana, in this case – with some sixguns and a guitar, having adventures but also doing all of the singing and movies that are his bread and butter. It’s somehow slightly less plausible than when they just drop Tom Mix or Buck Jones into the Old West with no justification but the weirdness makes it fun.

    As for the comic itself, we find one “Rowel” Collins (I had to look this one up – a rowel is the pointy wheely bit on a spur, so this is just a more Western version of calling someone Spike) who has just discovered that the mine full of useless ore that he sold as part of his former ranch is in fact a mine full of extremely valuable pitchblende and since Rowel Collins is a dastardly character (just look at his evil mustache!) he vows to get the money that the mine is worth by hook or by crook.

    Lucky for Rowel, there are a lot of local superstitions for him to take advantage of: the ranch is situated on a piece of land called the Devil’s Ironing Board; the pitchblende is in the Devil’s Cave and crucially the ranch is supposed to be haunted (by a cow leg-stealing ghost?). Rowel immediately heads to a nearby shack to activate his old crony Smoky Plants.

    Smoky, as the glowing Ghost of Winter Ranch, only really takes one pass at scaring off ranch owners Dan and Peg Winters and since they have the moral support of Gene “ain’t scared of no ghosts” Autry Rowel has to resort to gunplay and kidnapping to force the sale.

    Rowel and Smoky almost get away with it, in fact, but it turns out that hatching a scheme to sell a mine full of radioactive ore and knowing anything about radiation are two different things and they both end up dropping dead of radiation poising due to the radium they used to make the Ghost’s glowing robes. It’s terrible, terrible poetic justice.

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 516: THE GHOST CROOK

    (Blue Bolt v2 003, 1941) 

    Sergeant Spook’s actual jurisdiction as a ghost cop is both broad and vague, but when he opens up his presumably black market mortal paper one day and learns that a ghost is seemingly wreaking havoc among the living it’s a no-brainer: he’s on the case. And it seems that he’s up to the task of tracking the Ghost Crook down, because just about as soon as he steps foot in the mortal world he happens across a spooky mugging!

    It doesn’t take long for Sergeant Spook to discover that the Ghost Crook is not, in fact, a ghost but an invisible man of some kind. So not a criminal ghost but something just as bad: a criminal besmirching the good name of ghosts everywhere!

    Sergeant Spook seemingly just starts visiting all of the supernatural-adjacent locales in town and once more gets incredibly lucky as his first port of call is the theatre at which Suez, Master Magician and Super Spiritualist is performing and Suez is in fact the Ghost Crook. Why is he named the overwhelmingly-Egyptian-associated Suez when he is touted as being from “the mystery shrouded land of India”? My money is on him being a white guy who chose his name on vibes. My evidence? The history of entertainment.

    This is where things get a bit confusing. Once the Ghost Crook is revealed to be a stage magician there is some effort to reframe his invisibility as mere slight-of-hand, whether via trickery with mirrors and clouds of dust or the old standby explanation of mass hypnosis. But… we saw the Ghost Crook be fully invisible! He was running down a city street in broad daylight! And just like every time hypnosis is wheeled out in a Zatara story to explain all his wild powers, the sheer scope of what Suez could supposedly do (hypnotize everyone with eyes on him in a city street, including a ghost that he could not see and was not aware of who had just showed up while he was busy wresting a bag from a man’s hand) is so wildly over-the-top that merely turning invisible via magic is by comparison mundane.

    This question is not resolved, by the way. The Ghost Crook is felled with a spectral sock to the jaw and carted off by mortal police. Who then had to figure out if he really was an Indian citizen, presumably.

  • GENERIC COSTUMED VILLAIN ROUND-UP 010

    The thing is that they have some but not all of the attributes of a super-villain.

    A sea-raider who uses a stolen acid gun to build a psychically-controlled army of skeleton men? If only he had a name or had a bit more swagger! Alas for him the Shark puts him down before he could do enough to elevate himself out of this gathering of also-rans. (Amazing-Man Comics 021, 1941)

    This gang of guys dressed as mailmen don’t give the Blue Beetle much trouble even when wielding compressed air guns that fire explosive pellets. I admire the visual, though. (Big 3 005, 1941)

    The Scooby-Doo style “fake haunting to drive people away from treasure/natural resource/property” is of course super-villain adjacent, but there are so many instances of in comics that I tend to disregard them as generic criminality. This unnamed fellow, however… not only was he attempting to scare off a homeowner so that he could look for pirate treasure in her basement but he went and “I would have gotten away with it…” -ed at that meddling Marvelo, Monarch of Magicians. (Big Shot Comics 009, 1941)

    Just some nameless goons that take part in an usurpation attempt against Blue Bolt villain the Green Sorceress but they’re Jack Kirby goons so they look fantastic. (Blue Bolt v1 004, 1940)