The Curse of Skeleton Munroe

Category: Fantastic Feature Films

  • MEDIA IN COMICS 004

    It’s an all-movies episode of Media in Comics!

    Movies:

    London Strikes Back – Hard! is the film follow-up to London Can Take It, with both featuring an actor playing costumed vigilante London and the narration of Marc Holmes, London’s secret identity. As a bonus, please note the wild nasal apparatus that Imperial Studios required to put a toothbrush mustache on the actor playing Hitler. (Daredevil Comics 005, 1941)

    We don’t too much of the action of Wild Mesa as it is filmed on the ranch of cowboy hero Bull’s-Eye Bill, as the issues in question are much more concerned with the interpersonal conflict between Bill and film star Tex O’Conner. Seems to be a regular-ass Western. (Target Comics v1 009, 1940)

    And now for some more Fantastic Feature Films content, as discussed in the last Media in Comics round-up: 

    Musical genius Gorevski, driven mad by a progressive paralysis in his right arm and the perceived infidelity of his wife, turns his strange musical abilities to crime in The Music Monster. (Target Comics v1 004, 1941)

    Big city gangsters steal a rain-making machine and get mixed up in backwoods hijinks in the execrable hillbilly comedy Ezekiel’s Ark. (Target Comics v1 005, 1941) 

    The Blue Zombie, a film about mad science being turned against warmongers, turned up in a minor super-hero round-up a while back. (Target Comics v1 006, 1941)

    The House of Horror is kind of a horror movie and kind of a crime movie, about a young couple who stumble into a gang hideout while visiting a relative and get fake haunted. (Target Comics v1 007, 1941)

    In Wedding Present, a gangster tries to go straight for love, only to be dragged back in and ultimately meet his end thanks to his own twisted mind. (Target Comics v1 008, 1941)

    Boomerang is the tale of a heroic reporter fighting to clear his lover’s father from a political frameup (the boomerang in question being the fact that the source of the smear campaign has his own career ruined). (Target Comics v1 009, 1941)

    Sword of Destiny is a very weird horror movie in which an American couple buy a house that once belonged to Mexican war hero General Santa Guerrero, only to find that instead of dying twenty years earlier as everyone had believed he had instead been trapped in the building’s basement, eating rats and house painters. The titular sword of destiny is Guerrero’s own that had been left hanging over the fireplace and is ultimately used to slay him. (Target Comics v1 010, 1941)

    Oddly featured just two issues after the last one, this Boomerang is a story about a man trying to commit the perfect murder and then himself dying when rigor mortis causes his victim to posthumously shoot him back. (Target Comics v1 011, 1941)

  • MEDIA IN COMICS 003

    We’ve hit a rich seam of comic book movies this time, by Jove.

    Movies:

    Eaglets of America is a film about flying cadets, filmed at the same field that aspiring pilot Lucky Byrd trains at. There is some unpleasantness with a lecherous leading man, alas, but it all gets sorted by the end. (Target Comics v1 002, 1940)

    The 1933 film the Prizefighter and the Lady, starring boxer Max Baer opposite Myrna Loy, was a real touchstone back during the heyday of boxing comics. Given enough appearances, and boxer would end up in Hollywood in a sports romance with a variably terrible name. Hot Fists and Hot Lips, starring Kayo Ward, might just have the worst title of them all. (Pep Comics 008, 1940)

    Much like all those times that two volcano movies or two asteroid movies come out in quick succession, Miracle Movies and Bee Pictures are each working on a “lion picture” at the same time, only while Leo, King of Beasts makes it to theatres o sink or swim on its own merit, Jungle King is never completed due to the fact that its producer resorts to murder to get his movie out first. (Fight Comics 007, 1940)

    There’s no romance plot (on-panel, at least), but Pardon My Glove starring Kayo Kirby is absolutely another riff on The Prizefighter and the Lady. (Fight Comics 004, 1940)

    The Mad Martian may not get anything approaching a plot synopsis, but it has the distinction of being the inspiration for villain Red Dugan to commission the creation of a monstrous minion. (Blue Ribbon Comics 003, 1940)

    Though it was announced as being the subject of the next instalment of actress Diana Deane’s comic, War Nurse never actually appeared due to the strip being cancelled. A shame as I was really curious about the amount of dripping blood and what that might presage. (Funny Pages v1 004, 1940) 

    Like long-running comic strip Minute Movies, the concept of ‘Fantastic Feature Films’ is that of a series of movies acted by a recurring stable of actors. It’s a very fun idea that only lasts a double handful of issues, alas.

    The plot of Dance of Death involves a plot to assassinate a Hitler analog using an exotic dancer’s prop bubble that has been filled with gas. Interestingly, the plot is less concerned with making sure that the plot succeeds than it is with trying to foil it so that the dancer doesn’t get into trouble. (Target Comics v1 003, 1940)

    Devil’s Dust concerns an outcast Frenchman whose harsh treatment has made him a misanthrope and who only turns his supply of metal-dissolving dust to the cause of world peace after a gregarious American calls him “pal.” (Target Comics v1 002, 1940)

    The Maskless Axeman is a very strange film about a tuxedo-clad executioner who works for a Hitler analog and who driven mad by a fake haunting in order to save the life of a dancer accused of spying. (Target Comics v1 001, 1940)

    Radio:

    I like a good DJ name, and I appreciate just how tired “Stay-Up Dan, the All-Night Music Man” looks. (The Face 001, 1941)