The Curse of Skeleton Munroe

Category: Sergeant Spook

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 506: THE GHOST OF NAPOLEON BONAPARTE

    (Blue Bolt v1 007, 1940)

    We have entered the era of Sergeant Spook battling villainous ghosts! It’s not quite as low stakes as Sergeant Spook just manhandling mortal crooks while they have no ability to affect him but since the worst that ghosts can do to each other in this fictional milieu is to knock one another out it’s still missing a bit of something.

    Still, the setting of Ghost Town is a fun one and we’re still getting lots of details about how it works and who exactly lives there. Firstly it seems that there is a suburb called Spirit Town and secondly Napoleon Bonaparte lives there and is attempting to conquer the entire ghostly realm for his own.

    Any time something happens in Ghost Town, famous dead people crawl out of the woodwork to lend a hand. In this case, Sergeant Spook’s army is first bolstered by the addition of King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table and then the Duke of Wellington himself decides to offer his expertise in beating up Napoleons.

    Like I said, it’s a bit low stakes since everyone’s already dead and Sergeant Spook for example was only mildly inconveniencing his enemies rather than slaying them while he was laying about with a mace from ghost horseback (as always the rules of the Sergeant Spook afterlife elude me. Are these horses with unfinished business? Do all horses have restless spirits? Are they just accessories to human ghosts like clothing?). Napoleon himself is very chill about the whole thing and everyone is good friends by the end.

    Still, for all that this battle had all the consequence of a Civil War reenactment at its heart this comic was about the ghost of Napoleon Bonaparte raising up an army of the dead in an attempt to conquer the afterlife and that’s in fact a very sinister elevator pitch.

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 503: THE GHOST OF JESSE JAMES

    (Blue Bolt v1 005, 1940) 

    Sergeant Spook, while a fun concept, had a problem as a super-hero: as an intangible, invisible ghost able to interact with the physical world he was possibly the most overpowered foe that a regular-style gangster or even your average super-villain could encounter. He was running the risk of becoming a bit boring just a few issues in, when the obvious solution presented itself: ghost crooks!

    Yes, Jesse James and his gang are back at it again, in ghost form! To be fair, Sergeant Spook doesn’t have much trouble rounding them up but at least it’s more of a fair fight – of note is the fact that James’ ghostly gun is able to stun but not kill other ghosts.

    Also of note is this interaction between Sergeant Spook and Robert Ford – Spook seems to hold to the popular notion that though James was a multiple murderer Ford was somehow worse because he had betrayed his pal. Even more interesting is the undercurrent of an idea that ghosts are condemned to act out the behaviours that they established in life, which is presumably why Jesse James is robbing trains of money he has no way to spend.

    And to answer any questions about how you punish a ghost: you haul him in front of Judge the Ghost of King Solomon,who mandates that he be placed in stocks presumably lined with the ghost-proof steel invented by the Ghost of Benjamin Franklin. Simplicity itself!

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 503: THE GHOST OF JESSE JAMES

    (Blue Bolt v1 005, 1940) 

    Sergeant Spook, while a fun concept, had a problem as a super-hero: as an intangible, invisible ghost able to interact with the physical world he was possibly the most overpowered foe that a regular-style gangster or even your average super-villain could encounter. He was running the risk of becoming a bit boring just a few issues in, when the obvious solution presented itself: ghost crooks!

    Yes, Jesse James and his gang are back at it again, in ghost form! To be fair, Sergeant Spook doesn’t have much trouble rounding them up but at least it’s more of a fair fight – of note is the fact that James’ ghostly gun is able to stun but not kill other ghosts.

    Also of note is this interaction between Sergeant Spook and Robert Ford – Spook seems to hold to the popular notion that though James was a multiple murderer Ford was somehow worse because he had betrayed his pal. Even more interesting is the undercurrent of an idea that ghosts are condemned to act out the behaviours that they established in life, which is presumably why Jesse James is robbing trains of money he has no way to spend.

    And to answer any questions about how you punish a ghost: you haul him in front of Judge the Ghost of King Solomon,who mandates that he be placed in stocks presumably lined with the ghost-proof steel invented by the Ghost of Benjamin Franklin. Simplicity itself!

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 501: THE DEAD HEAD GANG

    (Blue Bolt v1 002, 1940)

    Just a simple costumed extortion gang, but I really dig their skull masks if not their habit of killing the extortees regardless of whether they pay up or not. Too bad for them that Sergeant Spook was on the case.

  • MINOR SUPER-HERO ROUND-UP 006

    MINOR SUPER-HERO ROUND-UP 006

    Minor super-heroes need to be rounded up now and then.

    Blackstone the Magician: 

    There are a fair number of comic versions of real life people: movie cowboys by the dozen, big game tracker Clyde Beatty a couple of times, etc. Not too many of them quite cross over into the super-hero side of things, but here we have magician Harry Blackstone Sr, who absolutely did (Blackstone is also a great example of someone who was at one point wildly famous and has now receded far enough from the public consciousness that you might not have heard of him unless you’re really into the Dresden Files).

    Blackstone’s adventures fall more into the Action-Packed World Travel to Places Where Ethnics Live category of comics, with the gimmick that he uses stage magic to overcome various obstacles. But stage magic in a controlled environment using your own props and ad hoc stage magic using random items out in the world are different things, comic! (Super-Magic Comics 001, 1941)

    Black Fury:

    Rex King is an adventurer who spares the life of a panther in the jungles of Borneo because it has a white star marking on its throat. Later, that same panther saves Rex from a leopard attack and he takes this as a some grand life lesson about how animals can be full of humanity while men are bestial – long story short, he dresses up like something halfway between Black Condor and Wildcat and teams up with the panther (now named Kato) to beat up evil. (Super-Magic Comics 001, 1941)

    the Blue Bolt:

    Harvard University student Fred Parrish had the misfortune to be struck by lightning twice in the same storm, the second time while he was attempting to fly his light aircraft for help. Lucky for him, he crashed near the underground lair of Doctor Bertoff, a scientist looking for just such a lightning-charged person to experiment on and empower to fight in his ongoing war of Bertoff’s land of Deltos with the Green Sorceress and her kingdom of Voltor (later sumply “Bertoff’s Scientific City” vs “the Green Kingdom”).

    Blue Bolt was a willing conscript in this war, although he tempered Bertoff’s bloodthirstiness somewhat by seeking to reform the Green Sorceress rather than kill her outright, destroy her kingdom and salt the earth. This could be traced to a “don’t hit girls 1940s sense of fair play and also because he had the hots for her.

    Up to Blue Bolt v1 010 the Blue Bolt comic was written by Joe Simon and drawn by Jack Kirby and it was full of all kinds of crazy fun sci-fi malarky. Sadly, the instant they left to create Captain America it all went out the window and Blue Bolt became a regular-syle super-hero fighting Nazis on the boring old surface of the planet.

    For a few issues, Blue Bolt follows his kid brother Kip Parrish around as he serves with the RAF but this gets boring after a while and he heads back to the States. Once the US enters the war he ditches the costume entirely and seemingly forgets that he has super-powers and becomes a regular-style soldier with the unusual name Blue Bolt. Ho hum.

    This, by the way, is part of a pattern with the good folks at Novelty Press. They had it in their heads that their readers didn’t want stories that were “too fantastic” and this was reinforced by their letters page which every month featured missives from little killjoys asking for more boy inventors and fewer giant robots. I assume that these kids grew up to be the people hectoring DC every time Batman cracked a joke in the 60s and 70s and that their children form the vanguard of the “gritty realism” movement.

    Sergeant Spook:

    Sergeant Spook here started out as a cop already named Sergeant Spook in a clear case of nominative determinism. After blowing himself up with a carelessly placed pipe in perhaps the least dramatic origin of any of the surprisingly large number of dead police officers to return as undead super-heroes, he basically just carries on as normal. He’s intangible and invisible, per regular ghost rule, but can interact with the material world just fine. (Blue Bolt v1 001)

    Then, in Blue Bolt v1 006 Sergeant Spook meets legally-distinct-from-Sherlock-Holmes ghost detective Dr Sherlock, who informs him that not only is he not unique but that there is a large community of ghosts that he is flouting the rules of by for instance beating the tar out of gangsters who can neither see nor touch him. He relocates to Ghost Town and becomes the de facto troubleshooter of its President, George Washington until rounding up the ghosts of dead troublemakers begins to get stale, at which point Spook heads back to the mortal world to deal with human/ghost conflicts.

  • NOTES – MARCH 2024 PART 2

    I used up all the tags on the first one.

    Honours:

    Dick Cole gets the Carnegie Hero Fund Medal for saving a baby and a shirtless lunatic (Blue Bolt v1 001, 1940)

    Dick Cole also saves the Princess of the fictional European nation of Dania from pseudo-Nazis and is awarded the Danian Order of the Exalted Knight for his efforts. (Blue Bolt v1 012, 1941)

    Sub-Zero saves the city of Centro from a volcano and gets a banquet in his honour (and more importantly goes from a wanted fugitive to a civic hero) (Blue Bolt v1 002, 1940)

    Ten issues later, Sub-Zero saves the South American nation of Latonia from invasion by crypto-Nazis and is given an unspecified medal (Blue Bolt v1 012, 1941)

    Train engineer Runaway Ronson gets a medal from the Governor of… some state for saving a town from a flood with his train – the story takes place in the Mississippi River Valley which is not exactly a precise geographical location. (Blue Bolt v1 003, 1940)

    Runaway Ronson and his pal Pat also get a personal visit from FDR after stopping some spies from their nefarious train-based plotting (Blue Bolt v1 006, 1940)

    Sergeant Spook is honoured by former President of the US and current president of Ghost Town, George Washington! (Blue Bolt v1 008, 1941)

    Trophy Room:

    Sub-Zero just gives away a huge ruby to his gal pal Janet Ware at the end of his encounter with the Great Green Turtle (Blue Bolt v1 004)

    Kid inventor Edison Bell wins the *checks notes* National Gas Midget Auto Race complete with a trip to the South Seas (Blue Bolt v2 004, 1941)

    Cops Shooting at Fleeing Suspects:

    PANG! PANG! The cops are trying to shoot fleeing teen Dick Cole in the back after he is framed for murder. (Blue Bolt v1 007, 1940)

    Twice!

    Crossdressing:

    Sub-Zero might just have the least amount of gender panic of any crossdressing Golden Age hero bar Madam Fatal. (Blue Bolt v2 003, 1941)

  • NOTES – MARCH 2024 PART 2

    NOTES – MARCH 2024 PART 2

    I used up all the tags on the first one.

    Honours:

    Dick Cole gets the Carnegie Hero Fund Medal for saving a baby and a shirtless lunatic (Blue Bolt v1 001, 1940)

    Dick Cole also saves the Princess of the fictional European nation of Dania from pseudo-Nazis and is awarded the Danian Order of the Exalted Knight for his efforts. (Blue Bolt v1 012, 1941)

    Sub-Zero saves the city of Centro from a volcano and gets a banquet in his honour (and more importantly goes from a wanted fugitive to a civic hero) (Blue Bolt v1 002, 1940)

    Ten issues later, Sub-Zero saves the South American nation of Latonia from invasion by crypto-Nazis and is given an unspecified medal (Blue Bolt v1 012, 1941)

    Train engineer Runaway Ronson gets a medal from the Governor of… some state for saving a town from a flood with his train – the story takes place in the Mississippi River Valley which is not exactly a precise geographical location. (Blue Bolt v1 003, 1940)

    Runaway Ronson and his pal Pat also get a personal visit from FDR after stopping some spies from their nefarious train-based plotting (Blue Bolt v1 006, 1940)

    Sergeant Spook is honoured by former President of the US and current president of Ghost Town, George Washington! (Blue Bolt v1 008, 1941)

    Trophy Room:

    Sub-Zero just gives away a huge ruby to his gal pal Janet Ware at the end of his encounter with the Great Green Turtle (Blue Bolt v1 004)

    Kid inventor Edison Bell wins the *checks notes* National Gas Midget Auto Race complete with a trip to the South Seas (Blue Bolt v2 004, 1941)

    Cops Shooting at Fleeing Suspects:

    PANG! PANG! The cops are trying to shoot fleeing teen Dick Cole in the back after he is framed for murder. (Blue Bolt v1 007, 1940)

    Twice!

    Crossdressing:

    Sub-Zero might just have the least amount of gender panic of any crossdressing Golden Age hero bar Madam Fatal. (Blue Bolt v2 003, 1941)