The Curse of Skeleton Munroe

Category: Major Mars

  • ALIENS AND SO FORTH ROUND-UP 037

    Every once in a while I hit a particularly dense seam of aliens and so forth and this week is one of those times. 

    Neptunii: 

    The Neptunii (and that name is a guess based on the fact that one guy uses “Neptunus” as a singular version of the noun) live in Neptunia, an underground kingdom that could be described as “a big cave” at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean. There, they seem to just kind of fly around shouting, though this short comic book story might not give a full picture of their society.

    There are a few points of interest about the Neptunii: they are both finned and winged, they all wear little horned circlets, they call their leader the “Sub-Ruler”… but the thing I am always struck by is just how much Prince Ikor and his pal in the above panel look like quirky characters from a late-90s webcomic. 

    Though Peter “the Fin” Noble becomes the ruler of Neptunia via a bit of impulsive regicide and remains so in his infrequent appearances to this day, to my knowledge the Neptunii themselves have not showed their faces since their first appearance in 1941. (Daring Mystery Comics 007, 1941)

    Inus-Men:

    The Inus-Men take their name from the fact that they are the inhabitants of the planet Inus. They are pretty regular-style cavemen, only more red, and are one of the many dangers faced by Dr X’s niece Cynthia when her astral form is blasted willy-nilly through space by her most unethical uncle. (Startling Comics 001, 1940)

    Jovians:

    The Jovians of the year 3964 AC (sic) are an oppressed underclass who work in the radium mines of the human colony on Jupiter. They are unable to own weapons by law, are possibly disallowed from large gatherings or approaching humans (see the first two panels above where the “boldness” of the Jovians is discussed) and generally mirror the conditions of colonized peoples on our world. This all clearly sucks and is unjust, which is especially interesting because the comic it all appears in clearly considers it to be the natural order of things.

    The Jovians are ripe for (and right to) revolt, and do so under the leadership of the evil Space Emperor. Once he is captured and revealed to be an opportunist by Major Mars they are returned to their place under the collective human thumb. (Exciting Comics 001, 1940)

    Jovians:

    Our second set of Jovians are also radium focused, but rather than mining it for their human overlords they use it to generate power, and having run out they are now demanding that both Earth and Mars hand over their radium supply or face annihilation. This draws the ire of space adventurer and Earth-Mars envoy Mitey Powers and he sets out with his entourage to resolve the situation.

    The title of this story is “The Super-Giants of Jupiter,” and I really appreciate that it lives up to the name. These Jovians are big, man. They’re also pleasingly alien, with their fish heads and tendril hands.

    I can only assume that it is the fact that the Jovians and their warships are so big contributes to Mitey’s decision to commit a war crime against their populace by unleashing a swarm of Martian Poison Gnats that will breed uncontrollably and “[kill] off most of the people.” It’s a horrible crime, Mitey! Particularly as radium is one of the less-used radioactive elements today! (Superworld Comics 003, 1940)

  • ALIENS AND SO FORTH ROUND-UP 037

    Every once in a while I hit a particularly dense seam of aliens and so forth and this week is one of those times. 

    Neptunii: 

    The Neptunii (and that name is a guess based on the fact that one guy uses “Neptunus” as a singular version of the noun) live in Neptunia, an underground kingdom that could be described as “a big cave” at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean. There, they seem to just kind of fly around shouting, though this short comic book story might not give a full picture of their society.

    There are a few points of interest about the Neptunii: they are both finned and winged, they all wear little horned circlets, they call their leader the “Sub-Ruler”… but the thing I am always struck by is just how much Prince Ikor and his pal in the above panel look like quirky characters from a late-90s webcomic. 

    Though Peter “the Fin” Noble becomes the ruler of Neptunia via a bit of impulsive regicide and remains so in his infrequent appearances to this day, to my knowledge the Neptunii themselves have not showed their faces since their first appearance in 1941. (Daring Mystery Comics 007, 1941)

    Inus-Men:

    The Inus-Men take their name from the fact that they are the inhabitants of the planet Inus. They are pretty regular-style cavemen, only more red, and are one of the many dangers faced by Dr X’s niece Cynthia when her astral form is blasted willy-nilly through space by her most unethical uncle. (Startling Comics 001, 1940)

    Jovians:

    The Jovians of the year 3964 AC (sic) are an oppressed underclass who work in the radium mines of the human colony on Jupiter. They are unable to own weapons by law, are possibly disallowed from large gatherings or approaching humans (see the first two panels above where the “boldness” of the Jovians is discussed) and generally mirror the conditions of colonized peoples on our world. This all clearly sucks and is unjust, which is especially interesting because the comic it all appears in clearly considers it to be the natural order of things.

    The Jovians are ripe for (and right to) revolt, and do so under the leadership of the evil Space Emperor. Once he is captured and revealed to be an opportunist by Major Mars they are returned to their place under the collective human thumb. (Exciting Comics 001, 1940)

    Jovians:

    Our second set of Jovians are also radium focused, but rather than mining it for their human overlords they use it to generate power, and having run out they are now demanding that both Earth and Mars hand over their radium supply or face annihilation. This draws the ire of space adventurer and Earth-Mars envoy Mitey Powers and he sets out with his entourage to resolve the situation.

    The title of this story is “The Super-Giants of Jupiter,” and I really appreciate that it lives up to the name. These Jovians are big, man. They’re also pleasingly alien, with their fish heads and tendril hands.

    I can only assume that it is the fact that the Jovians and their warships are so big contributes to Mitey’s decision to commit a war crime against their populace by unleashing a swarm of Martian Poison Gnats that will breed uncontrollably and “[kill] off most of the people.” It’s a horrible crime, Mitey! Particularly as radium is one of the less-used radioactive elements today! (Superworld Comics 003, 1940)

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 583: THE SPACE EMPEROR

    (Exciting Comics 001, 1940) 

    The Space Emperor first makes himself known to the solar authorities of 3964 AC (and no, I do not know what the C stands for) by either sending or allowing to escape an intelligence agent named Sperling who was investigating trouble on Jupiter for the President of Earth. Sperling has been transformed into a beast-man so horrible to behold that the President’s assistant kills him on sight but not before he can get the word out. Clearly, this is a job for Major Mars.

    Major Mars beards the Space Emperor in his lair via the classic “pretend to be captured” gag but immediately loses him. It seems that this villain has a few tricks up his sleeve! Specifically, he has acquired “the Magic Belt of the Ancients,” an artifact of some long-vanished Jovian race which allows him to become invisible and/or intangible and is presumably also what allows him to turn humans into ape men.

    Per his name, the Space Emperor has big big plans for these powers. His first step toward universal domination is to take over Jupiter by both turning the Earth colonists into apes and forging a cult/revolutionary force out of the native Jovians (who absolutely should revolt, let’s be clear – the Earth colonists use them as mine labour and limit their rights in some very historically familiar ways). 

    While he seems on track to take over Jupiter, the Space Emperor absolutely suffers from a classic excess of ambition. With a movement based on personal appearances and frequent demonstrations of power (not to mention the Jovians’ preexisting devotion to the Ancients), he is going to have a heck of a time scaling up even to a conquest of the Solar System without some significant changes.

    The Space Emperor is ultimately defeated when Major Mars gets him with a surprise attack and manages to wrest the Belt of the Ancients from him (and this is why you don’t advertise the source of your power, folks). He of course turns out to be Vice-Governor Kells, the only extraneous named character in the story, and the day is saved!

  • MINOR SUPER-HERO ROUND-UP 023

    The most minor bunch so far!

    Don Rance and the Mysticape: 

    Don Rance saves an old man from a tiger in the Indian jungle and is given a mystic cape as a reward. In his single documented adventure he runs into spy trouble while ferrying some papers from the American embassy in London to Washington DC and must use the cape’s powers (generic physical enhancement and slow falling or some other way to jump from a plane and land safely on the ground. Also possibly teleportation? The art was unclear) to complete his mission safely.

    So: an utterly generic character who barely qualifies as a super-hero, but I just can’t help but be tickled that he calls his mystic cape the Mysticape and dream of a world in which Don Rance was such a popular character that he continued appearing for long enough that some bored writer had him battle the Mystic Ape. (Detective Eye 002, 1940)

    Ken Traymore and the Invisobox:

    Really really enjoy these guys. Properly this strip should be called Ken Traymore and His Dad and Their Invisoboxes because that’s what it is: a guy and his dad and their invisibility girdles palling around and investigating mysteries. It’s very wholesome! Particularly as your standard Golden Age comic would have featured the murder of Traymore Sr on page 1 as a bit of motivation for Ken in his neverending quest for justice.

    Aside from the delightful father/son dynamics, the best part of the Traymores’ single adventure is the fact that they spend the entire time investigating three suspects in the murder of their friend and do not catch the killer. Rather, he accidentally sees one of them turn invisible and freaks out because he thinks that he’s being haunted by his victim’s ghost. They don’t even know who he is – it’s great! 10/10 no notes, BRING BACK the Traymores and their Invisoboxes immediately. (Detective Eye 002, 1940)

    the Mask:

    The Mask is an adaptation of pulp character the Black Bat, but without the bat part due to some sort of gentleman’s agreement with DC after a squabble over who ripped who off, bat-wise. What he does share with his predecessor is an origin: District Attorney Tom Colby is blinded when gangsters working for crimelord Olly Snate splash acid on some key evidence during Snate’s trial. When Colby’s sight is restored via an experimental operation he decides to continue working as a supposedly-blind DA while also punching crooks as the Mask.

    (Also like the Black Bat he has enhanced night vision as a result of the operation but it never really comes up)

    Colby also inherits the Black Bat’s stable of assistants: Silk Davis (crook turned butler), Carol Smith (the one who lined up the eye operation for him) and Butch O’Leary (former boxer). As with all heroic associates they spend about half the time helping out and half the time captured by crooks, with the added twist that since there are three of them they often end up rescuing each other or getting serially captured while trying to rescue one another.

    The Mask was also quite clearly going to be the Owl in his first couple of appearances – presumably someone at Exciting Comics noticed that 1940 was a big year for owl-themed comic book characters and decided to skip the potential drama. By Exciting issue 3 he had traded in his owl-cowl for a beakless version and replaced his owl calling cards with a frankly hilarious version featuring a picture of his own face, clearly labelled. 

    One thing that always springs to mind when reading comics from the Nedor (etcetera – these people could not settle on a name for their publishing company) stable: did Alan Moore include them in Terra Incognito? The answer is of course no – the Mask is utterly middle-of-the-road and would have added nothing to the proceedings. (Exciting Comics 001, 1940)

    Major Mars:

    Major Mars, hero of 3964 AC, is another retooled version of an older pulp character, in this case the still-occasionally-name-checked-to-this-day Captain Future. Some basic research into the character indicates that the broad details are the same: brought up on the Moon (i.e., he should be called Major Moon), Major Mars battles injustice across the Solar System with the help of his robot pal Grag and love interest Joan. My major (ha) beef with this is that they left out Captain Future’s other two associates, a sassy shapechanging android and a brain in a jar! 

    Why Captain Future became Major Mars and why all of the best companions were left out of this adaptation are a question for the ages. (Exciting Comics 001, 1940)