The Curse of Skeleton Munroe

Category: assassin

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 530: THE MAD BOTANIST

    (Blue Ribbon Comics 019, 1941)

    The Mad Botanist is an assassin “in the employment of a foreign power” which in 1941 as good as means that he was working for the Axis. His nom de guerre comes from the fact that his preferred method of murder is via deadly plant life, including the African Tentacle Vine, the Mediterranean Poison Cornflower and of course the insidious Man-Eating Clam-Plant. The Botanist’s somewhat bizarre physical appearance is never commented upon in the comic so it’s a real toss up whether they’d have gone with “he works with deadly plants after being rejected for his appearance” or “working with deadly plants has really messed up his body”.

    Helping the Mad Botanist in his work are the rock stupid cops of whatever city he works out of, who not only adopt an “arrest the first person we see upon arriving at the crime scene” attitude but also seemingly facilitate this man’s death by arresting Captain Flag while he is actively trying to save him from strangling vines.

    This is a shorter story so the Mad Botanist doesn’t actually get to do that much: he kills one guy with vines, almost kills another by dressing up as an old lady and selling him a poison flower and then ends up in his own Man-Eating Clam-Plant after a final confrontation with Captain Flag. Is the percentage of villains who employ carnivorous plants and then die to them higher than that of similar villains who employ robots or trained animals? I suspect that it is, if only because artists don’t want to draw a giant flytrap without the satisfaction of drawing it chomping someone.

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 380: THE ASSASSINS

    (More Fun Comics 065, 1941)

    It’s another version of a revival of the Assassins! These Assassins are very into the accuracy of it all and have their own Alamut HQ and their own top guy named Hassan (presumably followed by Ibn Sabbah but it’s never said in full). Commitment to the bit is not quite enough to save them once second-rate Lawrence of Arabia Lance Larkin gets on the case, however.

    This group were based out of Iran, unlike the Order of Assassins or the Society of Assassins, our previous claimants to the title of The Order of Assassins, Returned, For Real. Of the three, these latest guys are the least assassin-y – they operate a bit more like your standard comic book desert bandits.

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 372: THE GHOST OF TRIGGER DANIELS

    (More Fun Comics 063, 1941)

    Trigger Daniels is a hitman in the employ of gang boss Bugs O’Leary who gets sent up for the murder of a local philanthropist and swears revenge on all who had a part in his fate just before being executed. This is a pretty standard setup to a comic book story and usually involves  lot of faked deaths and/or secret twins and/or scientists with cashflow problems and innovative ideas about brain transplants/ reviving the dead. Trigger Daniels stands out because he represents the first time I have encountered such a person just… coming back as a ghost. I’m sure it’s happened in other comics but I do not recall any examples.

    And he doesn’t just come back as a regular-style ghost either! No, he’s a Spectre- style “earth-bound spirit” with ghost powers sufficient to take out the average human. Golden Age Spectre comics never really flesh out the hows and whys of ghosts so it’s unclear if they all have powers or if Daniels is special somehow. He does have the ability to cloak himself in the “powers of darkness” in order to escape from the Spectre, which might point to some sort of grander evil backing him up, but if it does exist there are no further indications.

    In any case, the “powers of darkness” trick works only once as the second time Daniels tries it the Spectre remembers that he has the Ring of Life, mystical multitool that no ghost should leave home without. Daniels is swiftly banished or destroyed utterly.

    JUDGE AND JURY REVENGE KILLER SCORE: 3/5 –  Trigger Daniels set himself a fairly reasonable target and even managed to get his old gang boss, the prosecutor and the jury foreman but ultimately ran up against the fact that one of his intended victims was Jim “the Spectre” Corrigan and ghost or no ghost that’s a hard task to accomplish.

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 372: THE GHOST OF TRIGGER DANIELS

    (More Fun Comics 063, 1941)

    Trigger Daniels is a hitman in the employ of gang boss Bugs O’Leary who gets sent up for the murder of a local philanthropist and swears revenge on all who had a part in his fate just before being executed. This is a pretty standard setup to a comic book story and usually involves  lot of faked deaths and/or secret twins and/or scientists with cashflow problems and innovative ideas about brain transplants/ reviving the dead. Trigger Daniels stands out because he represents the first time I have encountered such a person just… coming back as a ghost. I’m sure it’s happened in other comics but I do not recall any examples.

    And he doesn’t just come back as a regular-style ghost either! No, he’s a Spectre- style “earth-bound spirit” with ghost powers sufficient to take out the average human. Golden Age Spectre comics never really flesh out the hows and whys of ghosts so it’s unclear if they all have powers or if Daniels is special somehow. He does have the ability to cloak himself in the “powers of darkness” in order to escape from the Spectre, which might point to some sort of grander evil backing him up, but if it does exist there are no further indications.

    In any case, the “powers of darkness” trick works only once as the second time Daniels tries it the Spectre remembers that he has the Ring of Life, mystical multitool that no ghost should leave home without. Daniels is swiftly banished or destroyed utterly.

    JUDGE AND JURY REVENGE KILLER SCORE: 3/5 –  Trigger Daniels set himself a fairly reasonable target and even managed to get his old gang boss, the prosecutor and the jury foreman but ultimately ran up against the fact that one of his intended victims was Jim “the Spectre” Corrigan and ghost or no ghost that’s a hard task to accomplish.

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 359: THE UNHOLY THREE

    (Master Comics 017-019, 1941)

    The Unholy Three! A little guy (Nosey), a huge guy (Brutus) and a gorilla (Herbert)!

    Oh and of course we must not forget the fourth member of the Unholy Three, their boss “Doctor” J. Twiddley Fairchild (quotation marks his). Details in the actual story are sketchy but it seems as if Fairchild was jailed for larceny, escaped, assembled the other three as his minions and set out to get revenge on those who were responsible for his imprisonment – in other words an old fashioned Judge and Jury Revenge Killing scheme.

    This is where things get a bit annoying for me personally. JaJRK schemes are quantifiable based on the number of attempted slayings divided by the number of successful ones. The problem is that while we know that the Unholy Three end up killing all but one of their targets we do not in fact have any idea of how many targets there were – it’s more than three but up to something like twenty+ if the defense team and witnesses are included.

    Sadly then, JUDGE AND JURY REVENGE KILLING SCORE: n-1/n

    The Unholy Three (all four of them) end up getting caught by Bulletman and Bulletgirl before managing to finish off the last of their targets, but someone at Master Comics must have liked them because they returned for a two-issue story. Too bad for J. Twiddley Fairchild: he didn’t make it out of the initial jailbreak alive. Leadership of the group passed to Nosey and Bulletman became the new target for revenge.

    The actual action is whatever – the Unholy Three kidnap Bulletgirl and try to kill them both with a deathtrap and the second part opens with Bulletman thinking that Bulletgirl has died while the Unholy Three think that Bulletman has. This doesn’t really go anywhere interesting.

    Ultimately the Three attempt to flee the country and Bulletman kicks them off a cliff to their demise.

    OR DOES HE? Because the Unholy Three are collectively our second villain to be resurrected off-panel in time to sign the Crime Exchange petition. Like Mr Murder they never appear again but just knowing that two guys and a gorilla are out there somewhere is enough for me.

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 306: THE FIDDLER

    (Captain America Comics 007, 1941)

    The Fiddler, being a man who can play his violin at special pitches in order to hypnotize or kill, has the dubious honour of being our first super-powered Nazi villain. 

    The Fiddler is an overplanner, no bones about it. His mission in the US is to kill anti-Nazi politicians (specifically senators, or maybe he’s working up  to governors etc). Here’s his process for doing so:

    -become an acclaimed musician with regular radio gigs

    -establish an employment agency for butlers

    -have butlers placed in his victims’ homes

    -have the butlers install music-activated bombs in the victims’ radios while simultaneously fixing it so that the radio can only be tuned to the station that the Fiddler is going to be appearing on

    -hope that the victim will be listening to the radio at the right time

    -hypnotize the crowd at the performance for some reason, play the Melody of Death to trigger the bomb, et voila

    And it works three times! He bumps off two senators, and would have gotten a third if Captain America hadn’t figured out his plan via one of the one million suspicious things about it.

    It’s frankly a mercy that the Fiddler ultimately melts his own brain while trying to kill an earplug-equipped Bucky via sonic attack, because this is the kind of thing that embarrasses you for life.

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 257: THE SWORDS OF DEATH

    (Hit Comics 006, 1940)

    Once again we find ourselves profiling the interesting henchmen of a run-of-the-mill villain: the Swords of Death, in this case. A trio of assassin/ thieves armed with electrified rapiers and high opinions of themselves, the Swords have the misfortune to run into perennial-punching-bag-but-actually-fun-character the Red Bee on what seems to be their first mission, whereupon he promptly kills two of them.  

    I like the Swords of Death – any time a hero has to beat up a bunch of cool henchmen is okay by me, and cool electric swordsmen who sneak around in hats and overcoats like the Ninja Turtles are extra fun. Possibly the most intriguing thing about them, however, is that the surviving member of the three kills himself upon being defeated by the Red Bee, rather than be captured. A shocking degree of loyalty! Especially as…

    … he works for this weird little creep (named Kulak, in a weird made-up name coincidence), continuing the long comic book tradition of inexplicable loyalty-unto-death by ruthless killers toward people who probably wouldn’t buy them a coffee on their birthday, let alone give a damn that they were dead.

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 257: THE SWORDS OF DEATH

    (Hit Comics 006, 1940)

    Once again we find ourselves profiling the interesting henchmen of a run-of-the-mill villain: the Swords of Death, in this case. A trio of assassin/ thieves armed with electrified rapiers and high opinions of themselves, the Swords have the misfortune to run into perennial-punching-bag-but-actually-fun-character the Red Bee on what seems to be their first mission, whereupon he promptly kills two of them.  

    I like the Swords of Death – any time a hero has to beat up a bunch of cool henchmen is okay by me, and cool electric swordsmen who sneak around in hats and overcoats like the Ninja Turtles are extra fun. Possibly the most intriguing thing about them, however, is that the surviving member of the three kills himself upon being defeated by the Red Bee, rather than be captured. A shocking degree of loyalty! Especially as…

    … he works for this weird little creep (named Kulak, in a weird made-up name coincidence), continuing the long comic book tradition of inexplicable loyalty-unto-death by ruthless killers toward people who probably wouldn’t buy them a coffee on their birthday, let alone give a damn that they were dead.

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 235: THE ORDER OF ASSASSINS

    (Flash Comics v1 005, 1940)

    It’s another version of the old Order of Assassins, this time as a revival founded by a supposed descendant of Hassan-i Sabbah, the original Assassin of yore, though since he died in 1124 AD there’s a decent chance that anybody is his descendant. 

    Legitimacy aside, this buncha yahoos operates out of a city-fortress called Alamut (but somewhere in the vicinity of Egypt rather than Iran) and is engaged in a somewhat nebulous plot to conquer the world by assassinating various leaders, including that of the very delicious-sounding nation of Frappe. Hawkman foils this scheme with a few well-placed sling bullets, but even though their leaders are killed, the bulk of the organization survives, possibly as part of the next iteration of the Order, whenever that crops up.

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 235: THE ORDER OF ASSASSINS

    (Flash Comics v1 005, 1940)

    It’s another version of the old Order of Assassins, this time as a revival founded by a supposed descendant of Hassan-i Sabbah, the original Assassin of yore, though since he died in 1124 AD there’s a decent chance that anybody is his descendant. 

    Legitimacy aside, this buncha yahoos operates out of a city-fortress called Alamut (but somewhere in the vicinity of Egypt rather than Iran) and is engaged in a somewhat nebulous plot to conquer the world by assassinating various leaders, including that of the very delicious-sounding nation of Frappe. Hawkman foils this scheme with a few well-placed sling bullets, but even though their leaders are killed, the bulk of the organization survives, possibly as part of the next iteration of the Order, whenever that crops up.