The Curse of Skeleton Munroe

Category: Detective Comics

  • GENERIC COSTUMED VILLAIN ROUND-UP 004

    They’re back! They’re costumed! They’re generic!

    Shorty Jones/ Generic Mummy: 

    It’s a sad day for me but I fear I have to classify this fake mummy as a generic costumed villain, even though he has a shortsword, one of the top swords. Ultimately, he’s just a thief named Shorty Jones who robs the museum every night and even with the power of the fake mummy on his side Shorty just isn’t interesting enough to qualify as a minor super-villain. (Detective Comics v1 053, 1941)

    Gritter: 

    Doc Savage battled this guy (real name the pretty good Gritter; posing as the amazingly-named Captain Blackstone Toy) who had a very complicated plan to blackmail the US Armed Forces. Also his chief henchman was named Fuzzy. (Doc Savage Comics 004, 1941)

    Deputy Cal: 

    This lady bandit is in fact Deputy Cal of the Twin Forks Sheriff’s office. His idea to crossdress as a major part of his holdup persona totally pays off, but unfortunately for him he completely fails to disguise himself in any other way – same distinctive horse, same clothes, a very confrontational attitude to anyone looking into the holdups rather than keeping his head down – and he swiftly gets run in by the Fargo Kid. (Feature Comics 048, 1941)

    Unnamed Killer: 

    This unnamed stablehand is that most banal of killers, a jilted suitor going after the romantic rival. But he goes to such effort! It takes two tries – with a remote-controlled sailboat and a sniper rfle – to get the guy, at which point the Red Bee impersonates him and is attacked with battleaxe, scythe, pitchfork and trap door.

    Plus he dresses up as Death for one attempt! Truly this man was as close to non-generic as it’s possible to be while still being completely forgettable. (Hit Comics 014, 1941) 

  • NOTES: DECEMBER 2022

    (Detective Comics v1 058, 1941)

     

    Comic book character of the year Claudia Carol, folks.

    Names: (Doc Savage Comics v1 003, 1941)

    Bit of nominative determinism going on. The protagonist of this piece is Brad Marshall:

    Marshal Brad Marshall:

    Crook name of Bat Crawley (Feature Comics 040, 1941)

    I’m only mostly certain, but I think that “Fasdick” here might be subbing in for “fascist”. The government in question does bear all the hallmarks of being a stand-in for one of the Axis powers, but it’s a wild stretch, even so. (Feature Comics 040, 1941)

  • SUPER-VILLAIN YEARBOOK: THE PENGUIN 1941

    SUPER-VILLAIN YEARBOOK: THE PENGUIN 1941

    What was the Penguin up to in 1941?

    (Detective Comics v1 058) ‘Untitled’ **First Appearance**

    Heeeey, it’s the Penguin, the perennial second-tier Batman villain!

    The Penguin really hits the ground running: he’s already got his look and his suite of trick umbrellas, so all he really needs is his weird bird-obsession, which kicks in in 1942. 

    As is frequently the case with a recurring villain, the Penguin’s first outing is one of his most successful: he takes over a gang using his gift for planning crimes and then when Batman starts to butt in he frames him but good.

    To really stick the landing, Penguin’s men kidnap Batman while he’s being transported to jail – Gotham’s finest are convinced that he is a crook! The Penguin is getting ready to bump him off! 

    Too bad for the Penguin that Robin shows up and the whole plan comes crashing down. Too bad for Batman and Robin that the Penguin actually manages to get away. The next story picks up where this one left off but that’s in 1942 so I’ll be telling you about it in like six months.

    BODY COUNT: 2

    END-OF-YEAR STATUS: At large.

  • SUPER-VILLAIN YEARBOOK: THE PENGUIN 1941

    What was the Penguin up to in 1941?

    (Detective Comics v1 058) ‘Untitled’ **First Appearance**

    Heeeey, it’s the Penguin, the perennial second-tier Batman villain!

    The Penguin really hits the ground running: he’s already got his look and his suite of trick umbrellas, so all he really needs is his weird bird-obsession, which kicks in in 1942. 

    As is frequently the case with a recurring villain, the Penguin’s first outing is one of his most successful: he takes over a gang using his gift for planning crimes and then when Batman starts to butt in he frames him but good.

    To really stick the landing, Penguin’s men kidnap Batman while he’s being transported to jail – Gotham’s finest are convinced that he is a crook! The Penguin is getting ready to bump him off! 

    Too bad for the Penguin that Robin shows up and the whole plan comes crashing down. Too bad for Batman and Robin that the Penguin actually manages to get away. The next story picks up where this one left off but that’s in 1942 so I’ll be telling you about it in like six months.

    BODY COUNT: 2

    END-OF-YEAR STATUS: At large.

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 219: THE FENCER

    (Detective Comics v1 057, 1941)

    A simple concept but a good one: the Fencer is the head of a vaguely-Axis espionage group that has been trying to kill anti-fascist author Jules Vortez for the past two issues using methods including causing plane crashes while still on the plane, duplicates, hypnosis and, sadly, blackface. Aside from the latter, this is exactly the sort of over-the-top behavior that should be going on all the time in a super-hero universe, so it’s only appropriate when the leader appears in costume, declares himself the “greatest fencer the world has ever known” and initiates a duel to the death with US secret agent Bart Regan.

    Unfortunately for the Fencer, though he ends up skewering Regan he doesn’t do a good enough job to finish him off and their duel soon resumes as a good old American punching competition, one which the Fencer loses. Still, a good show while it lasted!

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 219: THE FENCER

    (Detective Comics v1 057, 1941)

    A simple concept but a good one: the Fencer is the head of a vaguely-Axis espionage group that has been trying to kill anti-fascist author Jules Vortez for the past two issues using methods including causing plane crashes while still on the plane, duplicates, hypnosis and, sadly, blackface. Aside from the latter, this is exactly the sort of over-the-top behavior that should be going on all the time in a super-hero universe, so it’s only appropriate when the leader appears in costume, declares himself the “greatest fencer the world has ever known” and initiates a duel to the death with US secret agent Bart Regan.

    Unfortunately for the Fencer, though he ends up skewering Regan he doesn’t do a good enough job to finish him off and their duel soon resumes as a good old American punching competition, one which the Fencer loses. Still, a good show while it lasted!

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 218: THE LIGHTNING KILLER

    (Detective Comics v1 056, 1941)

    The Lightning Killer is a neat and potentially great concept that was ill-served by being featured in a 6-page middle-of-the-book strip like Cliff Crosby’s. As presented, he’s a mysterious killer who strikes only during thunderstorms and times his shots to lightning strikes so that they go unnoticed by witnesses. Unsurprisingly, he turns out to be the meteorologist Cliff consults midway through the story, as he is the only non-cop/ non-victim/ non-protagonist character featured.

    The Lightning Killer concept is cool enough that it deserves more! BRING him BACK, I say. Have the Lightning Murders play out over a year or two in the background of an ongoing, with thunderstorms being infrequent enough that he flies just under the radar but still leave an entire city on-edge! Or a recent murder could open up an investigation that reveals decades of seemingly unconnected slayings are the work of just one man! Neat stuff!

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 217: THE STONE IDOL

    (Detective Comics v1 056, 1941)

    The Stone Idol is a bit of a weird one: a miner living in the ghost town of Ghost Gulch City discovers silver on town land and recruits an unscrupulous group of circus performers to aid him in driving out the town’s remaining inhabitants so as to have all the silver for themselves. The actual Stone Idol is the circus strongman disguised as a local Native American statue in order to play on the local superstitions but really it’s a group effort.

    Sadly for Mad Mack the prospector and his circus of crime, the Stone Idol’s push to take over the town coincides with Bruce Wayne and Dick Grayson’s stay in a local hotel and the entire group of them die in a mine collapse while fighting Batman and Robin. Perils of living in a comic book world, I guess.

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 216: DR DEKER

    (Detective Comics v1 055, 1941)

    Dr Deker is a spy chief and a fifth columnist from the heady days before the US entered WWI, so of course he’s from an unnamed Fatherland and no further clarification is needed. He has the not-uncommon plan to kidnap prominent American scientists and steal their secrets, abetted by his very first acquisition: the Truth Machine, a device which unsurprisingly forces one to truthfully answer all questions.

    All of this is pretty comics-regular and poor ol’ Dr Deker would be consigned to the pile of discarded also-rans if not for two things: 1. the face that he is pulling in the third panel above and 2. the plan that he is detailing while making that face. Surely it is the mark of a true super-villain that when a method for causing insanity at range falls into his hands Deker’s sole thought is to use it on his own men, that installing an entire factory worth of fifth columnists and then rendering them into violent madmen would be a more desirable end than simply having complete control over a factory in the first place. 

    If you have the means to drive men insane then what other course is available? None, says Dr Deker, and that’s why he’s our Minor Super-Villain 216.

  • GENERIC COSTUMED VILLAIN ROUND-UP 003

    Yet another collection of also-rans and never-weres.

    Philip White: 

    Philip White here got exactly one panel into his career as a masked spy chief before Madam Fatal unmasked him. (Crack Comics 014, 1941)

    Basil: 

    An auctioneer named Basil ran an overly complicated scheme to steal the fabled Five Bloodstones of Mu. His plans were also undone by Madam Fatal and ended in his grisly demise. (Crack Comics 016, 1941)

    Unnamed Crook: 

    This unnamed thief almost got away with the Dare Diamond under the very nose of detective Larry Steele. (Detective Comics v1 049, 1941)

    Howard: 

    A baseball pitcher named Howard got up to some shady betting schemes and ended up a generic costumed villain. Let this be a lesson, kids. Also part of his big plan involved shooting himself in the arm with a gimmicked up baseball mitt-gun, which is an early sign that you might not be cut out for costumed villainy. (Detective Comics v1 052, 1941)