The Curse of Skeleton Munroe

Category: homicidal maniac

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 426: THE RED RAIDER

    (Keen Detective Funnies v2 021, 1940)

    A simple but effective origin story: The captain of a German Mergan submarine becomes obsessed with death and destruction and goes rogue, preying on Axis and Allied shipping alike and replacing the flag of Nazi Germany Zani Mergany* with the skull and crossbones. Suddenly, the threat of war is a threat to all seagoing vessels!

    The Red Raider (technically the name of the submarine but I stand firm in my conviction that the name of a super-vehicle can logically be applied to its owner if they have no codename of their own) has a relatively short reign of terror before he is socked in the jaw by the Masked Marvel and hot damn is “So, you think you can machine gun the Masked Marvel?” a cool toughguy line to say just before taking down the villain and his whole operation.

    *okay I made up Zani but the rest is real

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 351: THE CHOKER

    (Master Comics 013, 1941) 

    The long and the short of it is that the Choker is an old-fashioned escaped homicidal maniac of the sort who indiscriminately kills everyone who crosses his path – more akin to a rampaging monster than a villain, plot-wise. He gets into a couple of scrapes with Zoro the Mystery Man (who, by the way, proves susceptible to the worst little old lady disguise in comics history) before meeting a rare Death by Cheetah.

    Also: a seldom-seen shoeless villain!

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 351: THE CHOKER

    (Master Comics 013, 1941) 

    The long and the short of it is that the Choker is an old-fashioned escaped homicidal maniac of the sort who indiscriminately kills everyone who crosses his path – more akin to a rampaging monster than a villain, plot-wise. He gets into a couple of scrapes with Zoro the Mystery Man (who, by the way, proves susceptible to the worst little old lady disguise in comics history) before meeting a rare Death by Cheetah.

    Also: a seldom-seen shoeless villain!

  • SUPER-VILLAIN YEARBOOK: CLAYFACE 1941

    Detective Comics v1 049, ‘Clayface Walks Again!’

    Clayface’s 1941 adventure starts with two asylum guards learning a very important lesson a bit too late: if you exist in a fictional setting, never transport a homicidal maniac in a storm. It’s as true in a 1941 comic book as it was in any of the Halloween movies.

    Sadly, they remain unaware of the laws of narrative causality right un until their demise while Basil “Clayface” Karlo, protected by those same laws, escapes into the night to kill a man for theatrical makeup.

    We are finally treated to a clear look at the Clayface mask and it’s appropriately horrible.

    Since it’s his second outing, there’s no need for the mystery element of the story, which ends up making this a far less bloody yarn than the last one: Clayface sets out to burn down his former movie studio but since this is a very predictable thing for him to do he is interrupted by Batman and Robin. He does almost manage to kill the two of them, but they get out of it as you might have guessed.

    From here on Clayface focusses his efforts on Julie Madison, as-of-this-issue former fiancé of Bruce Wayne and newly famous actress rebranded as “Portia Storme” to fulfil the whims of 1940s Hollywood. It’s never spelled out so his motivation is equally likely to be that she escaped him on his last murder spree as it is that her death would prove most harmful to the studio. 

    Has any wag made much of Bruce Wayne's fiance being exactly the same size as Robin? It seems like the sort of thing they would go on about.

    Clayface is eventually reapprehended after a complicated slight-of hand trick that substitutes Robin for Portia and relies on him using only piercing weapons to the torso. It pays off, so who am I to quibble or suggest that Portia simply wear the life preserver from the start?

    That’s it for Clayface for about thirty years!

    Number of Episodes of the “Super-Villains of Hollywood” podcast: Just one episode for 1941, I’m afraid. It’s an eventful time but not enough to sustain more than an hour and half of podcasting.

    Body Count: 1

    End-of-year Status: Captured

  • SUPER-VILLAIN YEARBOOK: CLAYFACE 1940

    SUPER-VILLAIN YEARBOOK: CLAYFACE 1940

    What did Clayface get up to in 1940?

    Detective Comics v1 040, ‘Untitled’ **First Appearance**

    I’m not surprising anyone when I reveal that Clayface is actually Basil Karlo, an oldtime horror movie star who tanked his own career and couldn’t take it when they started remaking his old movies, thus necessitating a costumed murder spree to ruin the filming of Dread Castle.

    Batman and Robin get involved because one of the prospective victims is Julie Madison, Bruce Wayne’s fiancé (in her last appearance as his fiancé). Much of the action is not, in fact, Clayface-related but rather concerned with the actions of various Clayface suspects such as drunk director Ned Norton, variously-gruntled actors Kenneth Todd and Fred Walker, and Gangster Roxy Brenner.

    Clayface himself wears the common purple hat and cloak combo of an early Batman villain. He doesn’t actually spend much time on-panel, so the degree of grotesqueness of his makeup is hard to judge, whatever the narration boxes say.

    And finally the reveal: Basil Karlo did it and he did it because of horror movies. He might just be the first character in comics to get the Don Quixote “the problematic media of the day is the real villain!” origin for his madness but he certainly won’t be the last.

    Number of Episodes of the “Super-Villains of Hollywood” podcast: Basil’s got to be an entire season all by himself, doesn’t he? If we’re dealing strictly with the events of the year 1940 we’re talking two episodes on his rise and fall, followed by one about the actual Clayface debut.

    Body Count: 2

    End-of-year Status: Captured

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 211: THE MAD MADESPOS

    (Crackajack Funnies 038-040, 1941)

    It’s my favourite Golden Age Batman knockoff the Owl again and this time he’s up against the Madespos, a whole family of homicidal maniacs with their very own gorilla pal!

    The Madespos had already been collared by the Owl (in an unseen adventure of his civilian guise of Nick Terry, PI) some time earlier, so our tale begins with their escape from Lenmoor Asylum for the Criminally Insane with the help of their well-dressed gorilla friend. 

    In addition to the gorilla the family consists of Ma Madespo and her four unnamed, nearly identical sons (one wears glasses and two are taller than the rest. This is not relevant). They’re armed to the teeth and have holed up in a fortified mansion supplied by…

    The Masked Ambassador! A surprise second Minor Super-Villain 212 (if just barely) and smarter-than-average fifth columnist from Axis-coded Yugonia who has weaponized the Madespos rather than risk his own hide in sabotaging the American military. If he wasn’t caught by the Owl literally one panel after putting on his mask he might just be the most effective villain on this list.

    Sadly for the Madespos, the Owl soon takes advantage of a police siege of their mansion to befriend the ill-treated gorilla and bring the whole lot of them in.