The Curse of Skeleton Munroe

Category: super-villain

  • SUPER-VILLAIN FILE 003: NAMOR THE SUB-MARINER

    (Marvel Comics 001, 1939*)

    No character in comics history swings more wildly and frequently between super-villain and super-hero than Namor the Sub-Mariner, Prince of Atlantis, and since as established in the case of Spy Smasher and Smasher Spy we treat the villainous and heroic actions of the same individual as different subjects we must start with Namor the villain (Namor the hero here).

    Namor’s origin is a relatively simple one, and to my knowledge one that has remained fairly unchanged to this day: in 1920 a scientific expedition to the Antarctic inadvertently blows up large portions of the sunken city of Atlantis while doing some sort of hydrological survey. The Atlanteans send their most human-looking citizen (and please note the all the weird racial stuff here, just like the recent Molemen entry. Why do these sea-swelling blue people care about how white the surface peoples’ skin is? Because they aren’t really being written as underwater near-humans but as any non-white group would be), who just so happens to be the Princess Fen, Beautiful Goddess of Seals.

    While posing as a mysterious amnesiac to pass on information about the humans to her people, Fen also falls in love with, marries and conceives a child with the expedition’s Commander Leonard McKenzie This extreme communion between disparate groups does not sway her from her purpose, however, and the only reason the human expedition survives is that they accidentally finish blowing up Atlantis before the counterattack can commence.

    Cut to the present day (1939) and dutiful son Namor (with his occasional sidekick and eventual unrequited love interest Dorma in tow) sets out to enact vengeance on humanity white people for their crimes against Atlantis. Namor’s first outing is an absolute bloodbath that sees him wiping out an entire small Naval outpost.

    The continuation of this story in Marvel Mystery Comics v1 002 sees the Sub-Mariner make his way to NYC, where he starts to show his more mellow side. Sure he spends much of his time in the city murdering police officers, but he also meets a very flammable woman and saves her life with the seldom-seen ability to barf water out of his pores.

    It’s safe to say that Namor the Sub-Mariner is defined by a few different drives and that those drives are the reason for his frequent shifts in alignment on the super-hero/super-villain spectrum. The first of these is his dedication to duty – the campaign against the surface world is much more his mother’s idea than it is Namor’s, but as a dutiful boy he obeys her wishes. The second of these drives is stubbornness – once Namor sets his mind to something he pursues it for longer and with more effort than one might expect, even if it is a bad idea. Next is his temper, which flares up hot and pairs disastrously with his stubbornness to inspire long hot grudges.

    The final important drive that Namor is ruled by can be seen above and it is his horniness. Every so often he becomes taken with a woman and it causes him to act like a complete maniac, as here when he attempts to kidnap the severely injured and very much air-breathing Miss Drayson and drag her into the ocean depths.

    That’s pretty much it for Namor’s first foray into villainy: for a variety of reasons he barges into the US and then smashes people and things for a while. Tune in later this week to see him try out benevolence for a while. 

    *yes, okay, Motion Picture Funnies 001 is his real first appearance, but it’s the same story in an unpublished comic that had it been published wouldn’t have been by Marvel/Timely, so I would consider that more of a trivia fact than a fact fact.

  • SUPER-VILLAIN FILE 002: CAPTAIN NAZI

    (Master Comics 021, 1941)

    Our very second full-fledged super-villain is Captain Nazi, a fellow who I would be tempted to shelve under Minor status if it weren’t for the fact that he just keeps on showing up to this very day (or three years ago, at least). Most of the time he’s just padding out a crowd scene and/or acting as a target for some super-hero to really beat the tar out of, but any way you shake it just like real-life Nazis we just can’t seem to get rid of this guy.

    Now you might have guessed it based on his name, but I must tell you that Captain Nazi is in fact one our ever-increasing collection of comic book villains who are actual Nazis and not just German-ish guys with monocles and duelling scars and a fascist attitude. He is also not, as I myself assumed for quite a long time, a Nazi version of Captain Marvel but rather an attempt to counter the idea of American super-herodom as a whole. 

    There’s no real indication of how the Nazis produced a super-human but produce him they did. Captain Nazi has super strength, enhanced agility, some degree of invulnerability and a particularly bad attitude. Aside from some broadening of his power set, all of that basically applies to the character as he exists today.

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    Captain Nazi 1941 

  • SUPER-VILLAIN FILE 002: CAPTAIN NAZI

    (Master Comics 021, 1941)

    Our very second full-fledged super-villain is Captain Nazi, a fellow who I would be tempted to shelve under Minor status if it weren’t for the fact that he just keeps on showing up to this very day (or three years ago, at least). Most of the time he’s just padding out a crowd scene and/or acting as a target for some super-hero to really beat the tar out of, but any way you shake it just like real-life Nazis we just can’t seem to get rid of this guy.

    Now you might have guessed it based on his name, but I must tell you that Captain Nazi is in fact one our ever-increasing collection of comic book villains who are actual Nazis and not just German-ish guys with monocles and duelling scars and a fascist attitude. He is also not, as I myself assumed for quite a long time, a Nazi version of Captain Marvel but rather an attempt to counter the idea of American super-herodom as a whole. 

    There’s no real indication of how the Nazis produced a super-human but produce him they did. Captain Nazi has super strength, enhanced agility, some degree of invulnerability and a particularly bad attitude. Aside from some broadening of his power set, all of that basically applies to the character as he exists today.

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    Captain Nazi 1941 

  • SUPER-VILLAIN FILE 001: DR SIVANA

    (Whiz Comics 002, 1940) 

    Hearken back to yesterday’s Captain Marvel entry and you will see a tale of woe in which I lament my own poor planning with regard to how I dealt with non-obscure super-heroes. Well, I didn’t do much better with name-brand super-villains, I’ll tell you what. The Super-Villain Yearbook was an okay idea, but I didn’t really have a good implementation. I was going to be cluttering up my indices with links! Instead, we’re going to have main entries for the cads and bounders, like this one, and do all the linking to later developments here.

    So: Dr Sivana. Known very briefly as the Phantom Scientist in his first appearance, his initial scheme was a fairly straightforward ransom of the US radio broadcasting system. It is wild how thoroughly he is realized in this initial appearance, and how great a difference in quality there is between this story and some of the ones I’ve been reading lately.

    A deadly enmity is almost instantly established between Captain Marvel and Dr Sivana. Not only do they hate one another forever, but Captain Marvel is pretty clearly trying to kill Sivana as the other way around for the first couple of years. Anyway: top notch villain, little creep, very fun.

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    Dr Sivana 1940

    Dr Sivana 1941 (Whiz Comics) 

    CHILDREN: 

    Beautia Sivana (Whiz Comics 003b, 1940) 

    Magnificus Sivana (Whiz Comics 015, 1941)

    FULL NAME: 

    Dr Thaddeus Bodog Sivana 

    HENCHMEN AND CREATIONS: 

    the Beast-Ruler (Captain Marvel Adventures 003, 1941)

    Z (Captain Marvel Adventures 001, 1941) 

    MISC 

    This is a pretty good Dr Sivana thesis statement. (Whiz Comics 020, 1941)

  • SUPER-VILLAIN YEARBOOK: IAN KARKULL & WOTAN 1941

    What were Ian Karkull and Wotan up to in 1941?

    Ian Karkull is my Platonic Ideal of the Median Super-Villain: he has two
    Golden Age appearances (detailed here) and a handful of post-Silver Age
    ones but also was seemingly pulled out of a hat (probably by Roy Thomas) as the villain who did some sort of scheme that blasted the Justice Society with some sort of energies that made them age slower so that otherwise normal WWII veterans like Wildcat and the Sandman could be running around fighting crime well past retirement age. It’s a Big Deal and it means that Karkull has absolutely been mentioned far more than he’s actually appeared.

    1. More Fun Comics 069, ‘Untitled’:But we’re here to talk about 1941! What was Ian Karkull up to then? Well for one thing he wasn’t calling himself ‘Ian’ yet – that was presumably added at the same time that he was revived to irradiate the JSA. Karkull was seemingly just another scientist with a cool invention – a machine that turns people into shadows! – that he is determined to use for crime.

    Surprise of the year: Karkull has if not a good reason for turning to crime then at least a reason. While exploring the lost Saharan city of Ragnor with his partner Everett Dahlen he is betrayed and left for dead so that Dahlen could run off with a huge ruby. Is it the most rock-solid reason to turn to a life of crime? No, but it’s more of an origin than most Golden Age scientists get.

    Karkull’s first outing ends with him at large, albeit trapped in shadow form by Dr Fate as a sort of ad hoc punishment that is fairly out of line with his crimes of one murder and one bank robbery. That’s the Golden Age for you, I guess.

    2. More Fun Comics 070, ‘Untitled’: Not only is Karkull back in the next issue but he brought Wotan with him!

    In a development that is only a bit surprising, Dr Fate’s slapdash brand of vigilante justice has come back to bite him. Yes, Wotan was sealed in a stony cyst for all time and Karkull was left an intangible shadow but the problem with leaving enough foes just out and about like that is that they might team up, which is exactly what happened when Wotan’s wandering astral form (something you really should control for when imprisoning magic guys for all time) met Karkull’s shadowy one and they worked together to release Wotan’s actual body, albeit without his normal green skin for some reason (the colourist forgot that he was green).

    The Wotan/ Karkull team have a plan to conquer and/or attack the nations of Earth from their Arctic base using devices that control 3/4 of the classical elements, namely Earth, Wind and Fire. They accidentally (?) draw Dr Fate’s attention by attacking nearby teams of Arctic explorers with their wind weapon, leading to an ultimate 2 vs 1 confrontation in an Arctic dome!

    In a bit of an anticlimax, Dr Fate merely sidesteps their fire weapon, causing it to rebound and kill them both. Seemingly, at least – they’ll both be back when the continuity nerds start writing comics.

    IAN KARKULL

    Body Count: 6

    End-of-Year Status: Presumed Dead

    WOTAN

    Body Count:1905

    End-of-Year Status: Presumed Dead

    (Karkull kills his enemy; Wotan and Karkull jointly kill explorers; Wotan sinks battleship)

  • SUPER-VILLAIN YEARBOOK: WOTAN 1940

    What was Wotan up to in 1940?

    A trip back in time! A year or so ago when I was reading the 1940 issues of More Fun was before I started doing Super-Villain Yearbook posts and so I skipped poor Wotan, an injustice compounded by the fact that he is what I would call a Median Villain: one who has either enough appearances or importance to a hero’s history to be more than a minor villain but without the name recognition of a Capital S Super-Villain. Wotan has a bit of both: as Dr Fate’s first enemy he gets dredged up every once in a while when a magic guy (or gal, occasionally) is required.

    1. More Fun Comics 055, ‘Untitled’:  Wotan’s Golden Age appearances are pretty standard fare: he is introduced as an evil equivalent to Dr Fate, operating as some sort of magic crime boss – the ins and outs of his operation are less than clear as his main focus is eliminating Fate and his pal Inza Cramer. 

    As time goes on Dr Fate gets more ethereal and mystical and I just want to highlight how rock ’em sock’em, throw ’em out the window he was at the beginning. Just a brutal way to deal with a foe (and perhaps a few passing New Yorkers on the sidewalk below).

    2. More Fun Comics 056, ‘Untitled’: But of course throwing Wotan out of a window wasn’t going to stop him. Would it stop Dr Fate? Of Course it wouldn’t. He returns with a vengeance, quite literally: as revenge for Fate trying to kill him Wotan is going to blow up the whole damn world! Just try to stop that with a sock on the jaw, Fate!

    One sock to the jaw later, Dr Fate seals Wotan in a little rocky cyst for all time.

    Body Count: 0

    End-of-Year Status: Entombed

  • SUPER-VILLAIN YEARBOOK: WOTAN 1940

    What was Wotan up to in 1940?

    A trip back in time! A year or so ago when I was reading the 1940 issues of More Fun was before I started doing Super-Villain Yearbook posts and so I skipped poor Wotan, an injustice compounded by the fact that he is what I would call a Median Villain: one who has either enough appearances or importance to a hero’s history to be more than a minor villain but without the name recognition of a Capital S Super-Villain. Wotan has a bit of both: as Dr Fate’s first enemy he gets dredged up every once in a while when a magic guy (or gal, occasionally) is required.

    1. More Fun Comics 055, ‘Untitled’:  Wotan’s Golden Age appearances are pretty standard fare: he is introduced as an evil equivalent to Dr Fate, operating as some sort of magic crime boss – the ins and outs of his operation are less than clear as his main focus is eliminating Fate and his pal Inza Cramer. 

    As time goes on Dr Fate gets more ethereal and mystical and I just want to highlight how rock ’em sock’em, throw ’em out the window he was at the beginning. Just a brutal way to deal with a foe (and perhaps a few passing New Yorkers on the sidewalk below).

    2. More Fun Comics 056, ‘Untitled’: But of course throwing Wotan out of a window wasn’t going to stop him. Would it stop Dr Fate? Of Course it wouldn’t. He returns with a vengeance, quite literally: as revenge for Fate trying to kill him Wotan is going to blow up the whole damn world! Just try to stop that with a sock on the jaw, Fate!

    One sock to the jaw later, Dr Fate seals Wotan in a little rocky cyst for all time.

    Body Count: 0

    End-of-Year Status: Entombed

  • SUPER-VILLAIN YEARBOOK: RED SKULL 1941

    (Captain America Comics 007, 1941)

    What was the Red Skull up to in 1941?

    As mentioned in the Red Skull II entry, this here is the real deal bad guy we all know and love to hate, still running around being a total stinker to this day. In-comic there is of course no indication of this, as the decision to differentiate the two was made years later when someone figured that the top Nazi villain worked better as a German guy than an American fascist. Consequently this is a pretty scant Yearbook entry, as most of the Red Skulling for the year was done by another guy.

    Intended or not, this Red Skull has it a bit more together than his semi-predecessor: for one, he has a much creepier mask and has supplemented the red skull calling card with an audible element: Chopin’s Funeral March. AND! He engages with that finest of comic book traditions by wearing a rubberoid mask over his regular mask! Batman eat your heart out.

    As far as actual crimes go… he kills a couple of guys and briefly frames Captain America for kidnapping a General. Mediocre.

    SKULL SCORE: 3/5, just like the other guy. It ain’t gonna change until he melts his face off in… I want to say the early 80s?

    RED SKULL 1941

    BODY COUNT: 2

    END-OF-YEAR STATUS: Presumed dead

  • SUPER-VILLAIN YEARBOOK: RED SKULL 1941

    (Captain America Comics 007, 1941)

    What was the Red Skull up to in 1941?

    As mentioned in the Red Skull II entry, this here is the real deal bad guy we all know and love to hate, still running around being a total stinker to this day. In-comic there is of course no indication of this, as the decision to differentiate the two was made years later when someone figured that the top Nazi villain worked better as a German guy than an American fascist. Consequently this is a pretty scant Yearbook entry, as most of the Red Skulling for the year was done by another guy.

    Intended or not, this Red Skull has it a bit more together than his semi-predecessor: for one, he has a much creepier mask and has supplemented the red skull calling card with an audible element: Chopin’s Funeral March. AND! He engages with that finest of comic book traditions by wearing a rubberoid mask over his regular mask! Batman eat your heart out.

    As far as actual crimes go… he kills a couple of guys and briefly frames Captain America for kidnapping a General. Mediocre.

    SKULL SCORE: 3/5, just like the other guy. It ain’t gonna change until he melts his face off in… I want to say the early 80s?

    RED SKULL 1941

    BODY COUNT: 2

    END-OF-YEAR STATUS: Presumed dead

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 300: THE RINGMASTER OF CRIME

    (Captain America Comics 005, 1941)

    Finally, FINALLY, after 300  of these guys an arbitrary milestone lines up with a reasonably cool character: the Ringmaster of Crime AKA the Ringmaster of Death. Compounding the fun of the circus of crime aesthetic is the fact that some of that good-style retconning has been going on and the Ringmaster in this tale has been made the father (and presumably later grandfather, per Marvel’s sliding timeline) of the mid-level super-villain the Ringmaster! Uh, if saying that someone is someone else’s grampaw is a retcon, that is.

    The practical upshot of this is that this Minor Super-Villain writeup also functions as Super-Villain Yearbook, 1941 for the Circus of Crime, which, as a family-owned business entity, is contiguous with the version that reappeared in the 60s even though no individual members reoccur.

    All that said, the Ringmaster himself is a fairly regular Nazi creep super-villain. Sure he’s got the Jack Kirby villain snake-man look that we all love to hate but compared to his descendant (or, indeed, a regular circus ringmaster) he’s a positively dour dresser – his actual theming is pretty weak, when you get right down to it.

    Although we must not neglect the Wheel of Death, a perfectly cromulent random victim generator that the Ringmaster presumably stole from one of the sideshow games and spends hours/day applying all the little faces to.

    The real star here is the burgeoning Circus of Crime. Not all of the classic archetypes are present (no tall man, no fat guy) but it’s a pretty good criminal circus lineup already. To whit:

    Omir the Snake Charmer

    the Missing Link putting in an appearance for the sideshow folk

    Tommy Thumb the circus dwarf who might be held against his will? He definitely does not want to be there

    the Trapeze Trio

    Zandow the Strong Man

    various unnamed clowns, roustabouts and elephant handlers

    It’s not quite Princess Python levels but it’s a good showing.

    The Ringmaster of course gets trounced by Captain America, and then according to lore he gets murdered after the war by Nazi loyalists for his failure. His circus endures to this day, however, so that’s something. Speaking of which:

    CIRCUS OF CRIME 1941 

    Body Count: 2

    End-of-year Status: Captured/ Defunct