The Curse of Skeleton Munroe

Category: Beautia

  • SUPER-VILLAIN 001 UPDATE: DR SIVANA (1941)

    Dr Sivana’s 1941 Whiz Comics appearances! What’s that lil’ scamp up to now?

    Sivana starts 1941 with a bang, by developing a liquid that can reduce someone’s age by up to 30 years. This is a surprisingly useful tool in the super-criminal’s arsenal, as a series of bank messengers, security guards, cops and Billy Batson soon find out.

    Dr Sivan’s ultimate goal is of course another attempt to take over the United States of America. He very reasonably assumes that, having dosed the bulk of the army and turned them into toddlers, he and his army of goons can just waltz in and take over. The flaw in his plan is revealed when Captain Marvel (Billy having found the antidote to the youth formula and escaped) rounds up a bunch of old Civil War vets and de-ages them to defend the country.

    (BONUS: there’s none of that “now return to the quiet dignity of being old” hogwash in this story: all of the youthened veterans stay young at the end and re-enlist to help with national defense in the face of WWII) (Whiz Comics 013, 1941)

    Dr Sivana’s next appearance features him being put on trial for repeatedly attempting to conquer the US. He is of course found guilty and sentenced to 77 consecutive life sentences totalling over 9000 years (and servable with the help of some of that youth serum). Two things happen at this trial: Dr Sivana demonstrates a new breakthrough in intangibility studies as he simply walks through a wall and away from his sentencing, but more importantly this is where we learn that his full name is Thaddeus Bodog Sivana!

    Unlocking the secrets of intangibility really seems to ignite Sivana’s love of the super-villain game. He embarks on a crime spree that includes bombings, espionage, the robbery of the “Fort Gnox” gold reserve and a series of kidnappings of high-level government officials that culminates in the capture of the dang President himself.

    He also kidnaps Billy Batson mid-radio broadcast, and transports him to a room hewn out of living granite, deep under a mountain before he can turn into Captain Marvel. 

    Capturing Captain Marvel turns out to be a classic case of villain’s hubris, as he is able to use the Wisdom of Solomon to work out just exactly how Sivana has been doing his intangibility trick: by mathematically calculating the positions of all of the atoms in a surface and then slipping his own atoms past them. While effective, this method of travel proves to be difficult to do properly when one is being chased by Captain Marvel, as Dr Sivana’s chin soon learns.

    This method of travelling through matter also turn out to have another drawback: every time you use it you end up leaving a little bit of yourself behind, and after an extended chase with Captain Marvel, Dr Sivana has lost so much of himself that he loses all molecular cohesion and dissipates. (Whiz Comics 014, 1941)

    A little thing like being turned into vapour can’t stop a guy like Dr Sivana, however. He returns, dressed in an extremely unfortunate Old Chinese Man outfit, and lures Billy Batson into his lair with the help of an unwitting Beautia. Billy is rendered powerless here by what I consider to be Sivana’s greatest invention: a little box that goes “ozzle ozzle” and drowns him out every time he tries to yell “Shazam.” It’s brilliant in its simplicity, and the kind of thing that only a villain who knows his enemy’s secret identity can come up with.

    Dr Sivana’s lastest scheme involves raising a horde of the froglike Venusian Glompers on Earth and then using them to take over not just the US but the entire planet.

    Billy eventually makes an escape attempt, and though he doesn’t get far the ozzlebox is broken. Dr Sivana attempts to counter Captain Marvel by unleashing his beefy son Magnificus, but this turns out to be a Bad Move, as their battle causes a rockslide and Sivana is beaned by a boulder that is the same size as him.

    Since Dr Sivana appears to be at death’s door, Beautia finally feels free to reveal his origin: he was once an idealistic scientist who wanted to improve the lot of all mankind but found himself hounded by greedy capitalists who benefited more from the current state of things. Bitter and disillusioned, he took his two young children – Beautia and Magnificus – and moved to Venus, where they grew into kind and decent physical paragons and he shrivelled up into the evil little scientist we all know and love.

    Sivana’s kids take him back to Venus, to die, presumably. (Whiz Comics 015, 1941)

    Dr Sivana returns without fanfare in the pages of Captain Marvel Adventures, and then back in his old stomping grounds of Whiz Comics he sets out to get revenge on Billy/Captain Marvel by mysteriously growing a big muscular body. Though he captures Billy without trouble, he again makes the classic villain’s mistake of leaving him tied up to deal with later rather than finishing him off without delay, which of course leaves an opening for a friendly organ grinder’s monkey to scuttle in and free him.

    This is the first instance of Sivana becoming physically as well as mentally powerful and he really gets into it with some local bullies. It’s a pattern that will reoccur throughout the years – becoming a big strong tough guy becomes almost as much of a preoccupation for Sivana as conquering the US is at some points, and he always seems to have a ball once he achieves his goal.

    This time around, Sivana has achieved beefcake status by building himself a robotic exoskeleton, but sadly for him no mere machine is a match for the world’s mightiest mortal. Better luck next time, Thaddeus. (Whiz Comics 020, 1941)

    Dr Sivana makes one more appearance in Whiz Comics in 1941, but since it’s as a part of a team, we will be covering it in a separate entry.

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 902: MAGNIFICUS SIVANA

    (Whiz Comics 015, 1941)

    After Captain Marvel foils a scheme to be described further in the next Dr Sivana update, he finds himself battling a beefcake named Magnificus.

    Though Magnificus is ultimately not a match for Captain Marvel, he is powerful enough to duke it out with him for several minutes, which is frankly just as impressive. Since they are doing so on the side of a mountain, however, this starts a landslide that seem like it might just spell the end of Dr Sivana for good after he is beaned by a particularly accurate boulder. 

    Since at the time it seems likely that Sivana will finally meet his end, his long-suffering aide Beautia now feels able to share the reason why she has stuck by him all this time despite her increasingly clear desire not to, which is incidentally also the origin of not only Dr Sivana but of her and Magnificus as well.

    This is of course when we learn that both Magnificus and Beautia are in fact Dr Sivana’s children who he brought with him to Venus after being disillusioned by cold-hearted capitalists who saw his attempts to better humanity as nothing but lost profits. Where Sivana became twisted and embittered over the years, his children instead grew up to be fundamentally good-hearted people who only help him out of a sense of filial affection. This is of course a fun bit right up until Dr Sivana’s other two children are introduced to bedevil Captain Marvel Jr and Mary Marvel and a real ugly = evil/ beautiful = good morality system is established.

    One thing about Magnificus that I had not expected was the fact that this is his only Golden Age appearance and that we will next see him during the integration of the Marvel Family into the DC multiverse. I guess that he is just better at establishing boundaries with his toxic parent than his sister is.

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 862: BEAUTIA

    (Whiz Comics 003b, 1940)

    Captain Marvel first encounters Beautia after being tricked into taking a trip to Venus with a disguised Dr Sivana. There, she rules over a kingdom of wonderful frog aliens called Glompers

    If you’ve read any supplemental material about Dr Sivana then you probably know that Beautia is actually one of his four children, but this is not established since 1941, and honestly the Beautia/Sivana interactions in her first handful of appearances do not support the relationship as having been planned from the start. Dr Sivana is more of a Bad Boss than a Bad Dad here. 

    Dr Sivana is of course back on his quest to take over the US in this issue, with Beautia being brought in to act as his figurehead using her preternatural charm. After Captain Marvel disables the paralysis gas machine that the two are using to subdue the population, they flee into the night – after a bit of a flirtatious note for Captain Marvel. 

    The Beautia/Sivana team return in Whiz Comics 004 with an extremely simple and effective plot: use Beautia’s effect on the American male in order to get her elected President of the United States. 

    The plan might just have worked, too, if Dr Sivana had been able to curtail his villainous instincts for just a few weeks. Instead, he kidnaps Billy Batson in an attempt to rid himself of his great enemy and ends up giving him enough information to publish an expose, ruining Beautia’s chances for election and sending her back to Venus in disgrace.

    Beautia returns in Whiz Comics 009, as Dot Darling, beloved newsreel reporter, and also spy for Dr Sivana. By means of a concealed locket camera, she acquires information on US Naval manoeuvres so that Dr Sivana can destroy the US fleet and make yet another bid to take over the country.

    Though she has been happy to go along with Sivana up until now, the reality of the widespread death and destruction necessary for Sivana’s plan causes Beautia to rebel and attempt to warn the fleet away, upon which he attempts to murder her. This marks the beginning of Beautia’s reformation, though it would take one or two more appearances before she was fully distanced from her former ally/future father.

    UPDATES: 

    UPDATE 1941 

  • ALIENS AND SO FORTH ROUND-UP 019

    ALIENS AND SO FORTH ROUND-UP 019

    Today we have, per usual, something from the comic I’m currently reading followed by some stuff from the archives. It’s a good system!

    Glompers: 

    We first meet the Glompers on the planet Venus after Dr Sivana has tricked Billy Batson and by extension Captain Marvel into joining him on an experimental rocket trip, with the intention of killing and/or stranding him there. They are immediately the most charming aliens I have ever seen, despite or perhaps because of the fact that they are just large frogs wearing trunks and little conical hats.

    The Glompers are ruled over by Beautia, Empress of Venus (later revealed to be Sivana’s daughter), and again I must emphasize just how friggin’ charming they are. Just look at his little spear! (Whiz Comics 003b, 1940)

    Sadly, as far as I can tell the Glompers only reappear one other time, as part of a plan by Dr Sivana to unleash them on Earth (Whiz Comics 015, 1941). The reformed-except-for-occasional-bursts-of-filial-duty Beautia expounds on the Glompers somewhat, revealing that they, like terrestrial frogs, are rapacious carnivores. Still charming! 

    In conclusion, since as far as I know the current DC Universe does not have a canonical native species on Venus and I have to say that I think that the Glompers should fill that roll. Make ’em big ol’ acid-spewing frog men!

    Alligator Men/Mermaids: 

    Rod Rian is an officer of Earth’s Sky Police in the year 2500 CE who finds himself on the planet Mephistos, having adventures among the various intelligent species that reside there. Perhaps the least explored of these are the friendly Alligator Men, who either coexist with a species of Mephistan mermaids or are yet another species with extreme sexual dimorphism. Either way: love a reptile man. (Flash Comics v1 011, 1940)

    Amazons of the Winged Death: 

    Don Drake, like Rod Rian, is an Earth man who finds himself on an alien world populated with all kinds of different species of intelligent life, in his case the planet Saro. Unlike Rod, Don’s adventures take place in the then-present day of 1935.

    The Amazons of the Winged Death are, as the name suggests, statuesque humanoid females. They ride horrible insects (the Winged Death of the name, natch) and are generally hostile, though Don does manage to ally with at least a few of them. (New Fun Comics 004, 1935)

    the Ape Men: 

    Brad Hardy, like Rod and Don, is an adventurer who finds himself in a world full of strange and often hostile creatures. Like Don, he is contemporary to the comic that he appears in, but unlike both of them, the world he finds himself in exists on Earth, in a cavernous realm below Mongolia. 

    The Ape Men (also Ape-Men and Apemen) are pretty typical: monkey faced humanoids with tails and a bad attitude. I do enjoy their Living Ape-God, who seems to just be the largest Ape Man. (More Fun Comics 009, 1936)

  • NOTES – SEPTEMBER 2025

    Honours – Beautia: 

    Beautia Not-Yet-Officially-Sivana wins the Empress of Beauty Contest (Whiz Comics 003b, 1940)

    Later in the year, Beautia saves the US Pacific fleet from being destroyed by Dr Sivana, and gets an unspecified medal from the Navy for it. (Whiz Comics 009, 1940)

    Cops Shooting Unarmed Suspects:

    This California police chief almost blows away Ibis the Invincible for sassing him and is only prevented thanks to ancient Egyptian magic. (Whiz Comics 008, 1940)

    Skeletons With Jobs:

    Soldier skeleton. (Wings Comics 002, 1940)

    the Looming Spectre of Death: 

    (Wings Comics 003, 1940) 

    (Wonderworld Comics 017, 1940) 

    (Wonderworld Comics 018, 1940)