The Curse of Skeleton Munroe

Category: Feature Comics

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 226: THE BLACK BAT

    (Feature Comics 043, 1941) 

    Another example of the classic combination of someone posing as a spooky local legend-figure in order to scare folk away from a valuable area. In this case one Jean Dupre and his mother are trying to use the legend of the giant Black Bat (that they might have just made up) to scare their step sister/ daughter Marie away from the family ranch, which is just lousy with radium ore.

    It’s a good attempt, foiled by only a few factors: 1) Marie won’t leave and instead calls in the RCMP; 2) Reynolds of the Mounties and his guide/ skáld the Old Timer show up and basically immediately unravel the plot; 3) they both end up dead, from a rock to the head (Madame Dupre) and glider malfunction (Jean Dupre). As usual, the less profitable option of splitting the proceeds of your find with the rightful owner would have been the way to go.

    Unless I’ve been grossly negligent, this mother/ son duo is our first French Canadian representation on the list, so there’s that at least.

    MINOR EDIT: This is touted as Reynolds’ first case in the previous episode, but also he’s already a sergeant at the beginning of the story so I don’t know when it happened. Some time in the past!

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 226: THE BLACK BAT

    (Feature Comics 043, 1941) 

    Another example of the classic combination of someone posing as a spooky local legend-figure in order to scare folk away from a valuable area. In this case one Jean Dupre and his mother are trying to use the legend of the giant Black Bat (that they might have just made up) to scare their step sister/ daughter Marie away from the family ranch, which is just lousy with radium ore.

    It’s a good attempt, foiled by only a few factors: 1) Marie won’t leave and instead calls in the RCMP; 2) Reynolds of the Mounties and his guide/ skáld the Old Timer show up and basically immediately unravel the plot; 3) they both end up dead, from a rock to the head (Madame Dupre) and glider malfunction (Jean Dupre). As usual, the less profitable option of splitting the proceeds of your find with the rightful owner would have been the way to go.

    Unless I’ve been grossly negligent, this mother/ son duo is our first French Canadian representation on the list, so there’s that at least.

    MINOR EDIT: This is touted as Reynolds’ first case in the previous episode, but also he’s already a sergeant at the beginning of the story so I don’t know when it happened. Some time in the past!

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 226: THE BLACK BAT

    (Feature Comics 043, 1941) 

    Another example of the classic combination of someone posing as a spooky local legend-figure in order to scare folk away from a valuable area. In this case one Jean Dupre and his mother are trying to use the legend of the giant Black Bat (that they might have just made up) to scare their step sister/ daughter Marie away from the family ranch, which is just lousy with radium ore.

    It’s a good attempt, foiled by only a few factors: 1) Marie won’t leave and instead calls in the RCMP; 2) Reynolds of the Mounties and his guide/ skáld the Old Timer show up and basically immediately unravel the plot; 3) they both end up dead, from a rock to the head (Madame Dupre) and glider malfunction (Jean Dupre). As usual, the less profitable option of splitting the proceeds of your find with the rightful owner would have been the way to go.

    Unless I’ve been grossly negligent, this mother/ son duo is our first French Canadian representation on the list, so there’s that at least.

    MINOR EDIT: This is touted as Reynolds’ first case in the previous episode, but also he’s already a sergeant at the beginning of the story so I don’t know when it happened. Some time in the past!

  • MINOR SUPER-HERO 028: USA, THE SPIRIT OF OLD GLORY

    (Feature Comics 042-048, 1941)

    USA, the Spirit of Old Glory might just be the most overtly patriotic super-hero concept ever, which is saying something. Especially as she is a Quality Comics character, a company that also featured Uncle Sam (the literal Spirit of America) and Miss America (literally given her powers by the Statue of Liberty) in their roster.

    USA was originally a little girl who saw Betsy Ross sew the first American flag and was just so friggin’ jazzed about the whole thing (and by that locket full of threads) that she immediately ran out into the rain and died. Betsy Ross dropping that last stitch was so metaphorically powerful that an anime dust ring blew out from it and knocked that kid into the Spirit Realm.

    Then, in 1941, she returns! Conspicuously aged up about a decade so that she can fly around with her back arched all the time without it being weird! And she uses her magic flag and torch of liberty to kill lots of spies and traitors!

    Cards on the table: I’m a Canadian, so I’m always looking at American patriotism through an anthropological lens – Canadian patriotism is mostly about being quietly smug about not being American. Like I said before: this is possibly the most ultrapatriotic origin story of all time: the creation myth of America, as it is happening, is so powerful that it creates this super-human. Uncle Sam might be the spirit of America, but the other countries all have spirits too – John Bull shows up once or twice to help beat ass and all of the Nazi-occupied countries languish in a sort of mystic otherworld waiting to be liberated. Uncle Sam being an unstoppable juggernaut is just American exceptionalism, while this here is the mythologization of America.

    ADDENDUM:

    USA’s second appearance introduces perhaps the most on-the-nose weakness for a patriotic hero:

    Yes, all one must do to thwart her is to literally hide behind the flag. These men are kidnapping a man’s child in order to prevent him from testifying about their spy activities, and she knows that. Remarkable!

    ADDENDUM II:

    Surprising nobody, when USA adopts a secret identity in order to do defense work, she goes by the name Usa.

  • MINOR SUPER-HERO 027: THE DESTROYING DEMON

    (Feature Comics 039-040, 1940-1941) 

    This is a bit of a complicated one. So: “Captain Bruce Blackburn – Counterspy” was a strip that started in Feature Comics 032 in media res with the cover of the titular Captain and his colleague Lieutenant Jackson having been blown. The two then fake their deaths and a government plastic surgeon alters their appearances so that they are virtually identical, thus allowing them to operate as an incredibly efficient spy team with a flawless ability to generate alibis.

    Then, in Feature Comics 038, Blackburn, posing as a man named Black, joins the Un-American Band, a thinly-veiled analog of the German-American Bund, a group whose shadow loomed much larger in the pages of the comics than they ever did in history. And in Feature 039, Blackburn, as Black, encounters this guy:

    “Colossal Guy” here does two things: 1. prove my thesis that kids playing super-heroes in comics is always great and 2. give Bruce Blackburn a good idea.

    See, the Un-American Band, being pseudo-Germans, are all intensely superstitious. This is a known thing about Germans and pseudo-Germans! Thus, the simple application of a cheap devil costume and a bungee rig is enough to throw their entire plot into confusion.

    Sadly, Blackburn only wheels out the Destroying Demon (AKA the Destroying Devil, AKA the Avenging Demon) rig one more time, to contend with a force of crypto-Nazi dwarf saboteurs posing as refugee orphans. He does borrow a technique from the Jay Bird and dangle perilously from a plane for this one, though. I really wish he’d kept it up and that this strip had just kept adding more and more layers: government agent who faked his own death and was surgically altered to look like another guy posing as a bundist who is also a super-hero and then the other guy ends up posing as his arch-enemy and then they both pretend to be space aliens battling for control of Earth’s water and then…

    The Destroying Demon is one of the few Golden Age hero identities that I wouldn’t like to see as a returning legacy character. Rather, I want it to reappear as an officially sanctioned super-hero identity for government agents in the DCU – just agent after agent complaining about having to dress up like a pantomime devil in order to infiltrate a super-hero fight club or whatever. Fun!

  • MINOR SUPER-HERO 026: ZERO, GHOST DETECTIVE

    (Feature Comics 032-074, 1940-1943)

    Eyyy, it’s Zero the Ghost Detective!

    I have a blanket love of the psychic detective genre and unusually for the Golden Age Zero’s cases almost always end up being actually supernatural as opposed to being a crook in a sheet – the above panels are from a case wherein a bitter old man dies and comes back as a three-fingered ogre to drag the rest of his family into death with him. It’s usually something gruesome and lots of people get killed by ghosts. What fun!

    Zero himself is a bit of a cypher as his adventures never really dip into his private life but does that really matter? He should absolutely be brought back as a foil to Dr Thirteen. Oh how they would annoy one another!

  • MINOR SUPER-HERO 026: ZERO, GHOST DETECTIVE

    (Feature Comics 032-074, 1940-1943)

    Eyyy, it’s Zero the Ghost Detective!

    I have a blanket love of the psychic detective genre and unusually for the Golden Age Zero’s cases almost always end up being actually supernatural as opposed to being a crook in a sheet – the above panels are from a case wherein a bitter old man dies and comes back as a three-fingered ogre to drag the rest of his family into death with him. It’s usually something gruesome and lots of people get killed by ghosts. What fun!

    Zero himself is a bit of a cypher as his adventures never really dip into his private life but does that really matter? He should absolutely be brought back as a foil to Dr Thirteen. Oh how they would annoy one another!

  • MINOR SUPER-HERO 025: ACE OF SPACE

    (Feature Comics 038-041, 1940-1941)

    Pretty fond of the Ace of Space. As you can see above he has the fairly common origin of finding an alien spaceship and [getting powers accidentally from alien technology/ getting powers as a reward for helping the alien/ looting the deceased alien/ taking on the dying alien’s mission and technology]. In this case, he has to defend the Earth from invading Slogoms. 

    Also, I demand that you appreciate that cool looking alien. What a cool guy!

     

    The alien’s power belt gives A.C. “Ace” Egan the standard power array of enhanced flight, strength and speed, plus telepathy and, best of all, makes him 9 feet tall. He also inherits the alien’s spaceship, which can usefully turn invisible. 

    As with most forgotten DC/ Marvel super-heroes I reckon that Ace of Space should be brung back as a legacy hero (or as himself after having relativistic adventures in his spaceship! I’m easy!) because if there’s one thing that I love about a sprawling shared super-hero universe it’s all the weirdos and obscurities. Any group shot at a super-meeting would only be enhanced by a 9 foot tall dude in jodhpurs and a flight helmet. Or his great grand-niece who is still 9 feet tall but dresses like a rockabilly lady – as I said, I’m easy.

    (the Slogoms are also very cool aliens)

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 225: SPEED INC

    (Feature Comics 040, 1941)

    It’s a common enough story in comics: a patriotic scientist (Dr Devlin) develops a bit of cool super-science (a speed serum) and his treacherous (and possibly dangerously Foreign, if his occasional Yoda-isms are any indication) assistant (Karl) appropriates it for criminal purposes. Karl’s real innovation here is that he’s prepared to scale up his operation beyond what a treacherous lab assistant usually does – per the panel caption above he has at least 30 super-fast men in his employ.

    But even 30 guys with dangerously accelerated metabolisms (at one point it’s asserted that they have only 2 years to live! Hopefully there’s a counter serum) are no match for the jodhpur-clad giant Ace of Space. Still, I can only admire Karl’s effort to achieve something greater than the usual penny-ante antics of the crooked lab assistant. Good job, Karl!

  • NOTES: DECEMBER 2022

    (Detective Comics v1 058, 1941)

     

    Comic book character of the year Claudia Carol, folks.

    Names: (Doc Savage Comics v1 003, 1941)

    Bit of nominative determinism going on. The protagonist of this piece is Brad Marshall:

    Marshal Brad Marshall:

    Crook name of Bat Crawley (Feature Comics 040, 1941)

    I’m only mostly certain, but I think that “Fasdick” here might be subbing in for “fascist”. The government in question does bear all the hallmarks of being a stand-in for one of the Axis powers, but it’s a wild stretch, even so. (Feature Comics 040, 1941)