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  • REAL PERSON ROUND-UP 023

    REAL PERSON ROUND-UP 023

    It’s an Axis-heavy Round-Up this time, for reasons which will soon become clear.

    Adolf Hitler:

    Daredevil Comics 001 might not have been the first comic book to feature its title character physically attacking Adolf Hitler on the front cover, but it makes up for this in sheer volume of different characters who are getting in on the act. And the comic itself is also 100% concerned with super-heroes beating up and otherwise inconveniencing Hitler.

    Hitler’s first appearance in the comic proper also includes a rogue’s gallery of Third Reich figures, including Josef Goebbels, Heinrich Himmler, Hermann Goering, Admiral von Roeder* and General Walther von Brauchitsch. Also present: the fortune teller who supposedly advised Hitler on a day-to-day basis.

    *more on him later 

    Though Daredevil is present to merely spy on the well-attended meeting above, he is found out and has to punch out not just Hitler but Goering and Goebbels as well in order to make his escape.

    Hitler’s second major humiliation in the issue comes at the hands claws of the Claw. He makes a deal with the giant villain on behalf of his Japanese allies, but the Daredevil gets involved in and ruins the whole operation.

    Hitler has to pay a hefty bribe just to get out with his skin intact. This is a fine illustration of why most villains don’t negotiate this sort of thing in person.

     

    Finally, the suprisingly hands-on Hitler is coordinating a Nazi invasion of Africa when the Daredevil and jungle hero Lance Hale get involved, giving the Daredevil the opportunity to land two more punches and a boomerang-assisted trip on the dictator.

    Lance Hale, meanwhile, pranks Hitler by giving him a shave with an incredibly accurate arrow, then almost body slams him to death before he is interrupted by Nazis. (Daredevil Comics 001, 1941) 

    Benito Mussolini: 

    A sad cameo from Il Duce after a portion of his fleet is sunk by the British. (Daredevil Comics 001, 1941) 

    Heinrich Himmler:

    Is Blackout’s Nazi foe Heinrich Himmel meant to be a version of Himmler or is it just a very Nazi collection of syllables? Hard to say. (Captain Battle Comics 001, 1941) 

    Hermann Goering: 

    Like Hitler, Goering is surprisingly willing to lead from the front in this issue. He loses a dogfight with Cloud Curtis and almost kills himself over it. (Daredevil Comics 001, 1941)

    Josef Goebbels:

    Goebbels, meanwhile, steals a codebreaking machine devised by by boy inventor Dickie Dean.

    He doesn’t manage to hang onto it for long before he gets beaten up and mummified by Dean and the Daredevil (and Zip Todd, of course). (Daredevil Comics 001, 1941)

    the Koh-i-noor Diamond: 

    Once more a big ol’ gem is given a name that sounds like “Koh-i-noor,” in this case the (baseball-sized!) Kohnoor Diamond. (Captain Battle Comics 002, 1941)

    Lord Haw-Haw: 

    Lord Garnett here is a bit of a rarity as he starts out as a masked spy who will be appearing in the next Generic Costumed Villain Round-Up and then, after shooting Whiz, King of Falcons (see the next Catalogue of Wounds) flees to Germany and takes up a career in propaganda broadcasting, where his distinctive and annoying laugh earns him the epithet “Lord Hee-Haw.”

    His new career doesn’t last very long, as he is shot down by the Silver Streak while doing some aerial broadcasting. (Daredevil Comics 001, 1941)

    Admiral von Roeder:

    Who is von Roeder is a very good question, because I can find no evidence that he actually existed. There are four plausible explanations for this:

    1. He’s a fictional Nazi who somehow got conflated with real ones. 

    2. There was an Admiral von Roeder but he was only noteworthy for exactly the length of time it took for this comic to be written and he thereafter sank into such obscurity that he is no longer remembered.

    3. The state of internet search is so wretched that a moderately obscure Nazi is currently unsearchable.

    4. They couldn’t come up with a real Nazi Admiral and so just made one up. 

    Regardless of his actual historicity, this von Roeder is beaten up by both Daredevil and a time-travelling Pirate Prince. (Daredevil Comics 001, 1941) 

    Winston Churchill: 

    Churchill invites both Daredevil and Silver Streak (and the most obnoxious version of Whiz, King of Falcons) to No. 10 Downing St to solicit their help with the war effort. (Daredevil Comics 001, 1941)

    More of this kind of thing

  • REAL PERSON ROUND-UP 023

    It’s an Axis-heavy Round-Up this time, for reasons which will soon become clear.

    Adolf Hitler:

    Daredevil Comics 001 might not have been the first comic book to feature its title character physically attacking Adolf Hitler on the front cover, but it makes up for this in sheer volume of different characters who are getting in on the act. And the comic itself is also 100% concerned with super-heroes beating up and otherwise inconveniencing Hitler.

    Hitler’s first appearance in the comic proper also includes a rogue’s gallery of Third Reich figures, including Josef Goebbels, Heinrich Himmler, Hermann Goering, Admiral von Roeder* and General Walther von Brauchitsch. Also present: the fortune teller who supposedly advised Hitler on a day-to-day basis.

    *more on him later 

    Though Daredevil is present to merely spy on the well-attended meeting above, he is found out and has to punch out not just Hitler but Goering and Goebbels as well in order to make his escape.

    Hitler’s second major humiliation in the issue comes at the hands claws of the Claw. He makes a deal with the giant villain on behalf of his Japanese allies, but the Daredevil gets involved in and ruins the whole operation.

    Hitler has to pay a hefty bribe just to get out with his skin intact. This is a fine illustration of why most villains don’t negotiate this sort of thing in person.

     

    Finally, the suprisingly hands-on Hitler is coordinating a Nazi invasion of Africa when the Daredevil and jungle hero Lance Hale get involved, giving the Daredevil the opportunity to land two more punches and a boomerang-assisted trip on the dictator.

    Lance Hale, meanwhile, pranks Hitler by giving him a shave with an incredibly accurate arrow, then almost body slams him to death before he is interrupted by Nazis. (Daredevil Comics 001, 1941) 

    Benito Mussolini: 

    A sad cameo from Il Duce after a portion of his fleet is sunk by the British. (Daredevil Comics 001, 1941) 

    Heinrich Himmler:

    Is Blackout’s Nazi foe Heinrich Himmel meant to be a version of Himmler or is it just a very Nazi collection of syllables? Hard to say. (Captain Battle Comics 001, 1941) 

    Hermann Goering: 

    Like Hitler, Goering is surprisingly willing to lead from the front in this issue. He loses a dogfight with Cloud Curtis and almost kills himself over it. (Daredevil Comics 001, 1941)

    Josef Goebbels:

    Goebbels, meanwhile, steals a codebreaking machine devised by by boy inventor Dickie Dean.

    He doesn’t manage to hang onto it for long before he gets beaten up and mummified by Dean and the Daredevil (and Zip Todd, of course). (Daredevil Comics 001, 1941)

    the Koh-i-noor Diamond: 

    Once more a big ol’ gem is given a name that sounds like “Koh-i-noor,” in this case the (baseball-sized!) Kohnoor Diamond. (Captain Battle Comics 002, 1941)

    Lord Haw-Haw: 

    Lord Garnett here is a bit of a rarity as he starts out as a masked spy who will be appearing in the next Generic Costumed Villain Round-Up and then, after shooting Whiz, King of Falcons (see the next Catalogue of Wounds) flees to Germany and takes up a career in propaganda broadcasting, where his distinctive and annoying laugh earns him the epithet “Lord Hee-Haw.”

    His new career doesn’t last very long, as he is shot down by the Silver Streak while doing some aerial broadcasting. (Daredevil Comics 001, 1941)

    Admiral von Roeder:

    Who is von Roeder is a very good question, because I can find no evidence that he actually existed. There are four plausible explanations for this:

    1. He’s a fictional Nazi who somehow got conflated with real ones. 

    2. There was an Admiral von Roeder but he was only noteworthy for exactly the length of time it took for this comic to be written and he thereafter sank into such obscurity that he is no longer remembered.

    3. The state of internet search is so wretched that a moderately obscure Nazi is currently unsearchable.

    4. They couldn’t come up with a real Nazi Admiral and so just made one up. 

    Regardless of his actual historicity, this von Roeder is beaten up by both Daredevil and a time-travelling Pirate Prince. (Daredevil Comics 001, 1941) 

    Winston Churchill: 

    Churchill invites both Daredevil and Silver Streak (and the most obnoxious version of Whiz, King of Falcons) to No. 10 Downing St to solicit their help with the war effort. (Daredevil Comics 001, 1941)

    More of this kind of thing

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 948: DR HORROR

    (Captain Battle Comics 002, 1941)

    The Sisters of Fear, a trio of witches who either are the Three Witches of “Macbeth” fame or who take a lot of inspiration from them, have a new scheme: to create a horrible creature to spread death and destruction across the face of the Earth.

    As part of the prep for this task they gather together all of their fiendish allies, the Demons of Land, Sea and Air, and I must commend them on being a diverse and fun-filled collection of grotesques

    The Sisters do the “double double toil and trouble” routine – either in homage to the great witches of antiquity or as a callback to one of their own classic numbers, depending – and call Dr Horror into being. There are three things worth pointing out about this guy:

    1. his pupils are little human skulls 

    2. he’s a dedicated nudist

    3. somehow he is a doctor, despite a) having just been created and b) having an innate antipathy toward human society, the only place where being a doctor has any meaning. But perhaps that’s the point – that he cares so little for the mores of humanity that he’s going to adopt that title, our puny certification boards be damned

    Dr Horror is a pretty straightforward guy: he hates humanity, he has all the terrible power of the elements at his command and thus he spends most of his time post-creation blasting humanity and its trappings to smithereens.

    Dr Horror’s depredations are unopposed by any hero. Instead, the forces of nature themselves rise up and destroy him by holding him in place with a whirlwind and then exploding a volcano under his feet. There’s a strong implication that this is because Dr Horror is a being of darkness and evil and that the essence of nature is bright and good, which is all fine but I really resent the implication that the dinosaurs were also evil and that that is why nature destroyed them.

    Dr Horror swears that he will return to avenge himself and the Sisters of Fear (also blown up), but he has not yet managed to do so.

    Categorized in: Generica (Doctors), Murder (Attempted Destruction of Humanity), Origins (Magical Constructs) 

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 947: CAPTAIN SKULL-FACE

    (Silver Streak Comics 017, 1941)

    Nazi U-Boat commander Captain Skull-Face has two major claims to fame: firstly there is his eponymous skull face. Even without that, however, he is absolutely loaded down with Nazi superweapons, any one of which would have been enough to carry a comic book story. 

    Starting off, Skull-Face has a submarine “the size of a big battleship.” Big enough to be mistaken for a small island

    Secondly, the u-boat is equipped with a vibration machine capable of disabling ships’ engines and rendering humans unconscious, which enables Captain Skull-Face and his crew to capture and loot Allied ships with impunity

    Way up in the first set of panels, Captain Skull-Face mentions sending captured ships back to shore to be reused so that he can loot them again. What he actually does is essentially fire them at the East coast of the US like so many enormous torpedoes – the reason that he meets Dickie Dean in the first place is that he and Zip Todd are on the hunt for whoever was blasting ships at them. 

    Finally, Skull-Face’s u-boat is home to a squadron of manned torpedoes piloted by insane men. A pretty rare resource to be expending all at once, might I add.

    Despite all of this advanced armament, Captain Skull-Face is outmatched by boy inventor Dickie Dean. Their encounter culminates in the Captain setting off the volcano at the centre of his own island base and almost getting roasted before being rescued by Dean and his pal Zip Todd and subdued using a Home Alone trap.

    SKULL SCORE: 2/5 It’s a good look but there’s still a lot of flesh on that head. 

    Categorized in: Body (Face, Skull), Generica (Captains), Murder (U-Boat Commanders) 

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 947: CAPTAIN SKULL-FACE

    (Silver Streak Comics 017, 1941)

    Nazi U-Boat commander Captain Skull-Face has two major claims to fame: firstly there is his eponymous skull face. Even without that, however, he is absolutely loaded down with Nazi superweapons, any one of which would have been enough to carry a comic book story. 

    Starting off, Skull-Face has a submarine “the size of a big battleship.” Big enough to be mistaken for a small island

    Secondly, the u-boat is equipped with a vibration machine capable of disabling ships’ engines and rendering humans unconscious, which enables Captain Skull-Face and his crew to capture and loot Allied ships with impunity

    Way up in the first set of panels, Captain Skull-Face mentions sending captured ships back to shore to be reused so that he can loot them again. What he actually does is essentially fire them at the East coast of the US like so many enormous torpedoes – the reason that he meets Dickie Dean in the first place is that he and Zip Todd are on the hunt for whoever was blasting ships at them. 

    Finally, Skull-Face’s u-boat is home to a squadron of manned torpedoes piloted by insane men. A pretty rare resource to be expending all at once, might I add.

    Despite all of this advanced armament, Captain Skull-Face is outmatched by boy inventor Dickie Dean. Their encounter culminates in the Captain setting off the volcano at the centre of his own island base and almost getting roasted before being rescued by Dean and his pal Zip Todd and subdued using a Home Alone trap.

    SKULL SCORE: 2/5 It’s a good look but there’s still a lot of flesh on that head. 

    Categorized in: Body (Face, Skull), Generica (Captains), Murder (U-Boat Commanders) 

  • MINOR SUPER-HERO ROUND-UP 082

    Lotta visually striking characters this time, plus Pioneer. 

    Pioneer: 

    Pioneer is a man of limited education and experience (and possibly intellect) who has seemingly lived his entire life at the bottom of the inescapable Death Gorge in Yellowstone Park. He comes into contact with the outside world when a trio of fleeing gangsters crash their car near his home and he nurses them back to health. The three then take Pioneer with them once they manage to attract help from outside of the gorge, with little real justification other than to use him as cover if they attract fire from police.

    Pioneer’s morality is simple enough that his disdain for killing cannot be alleviated with the promise of cash, and he captures his three erstwhile companions when they commit a murder while robbing a bank. Our final view of him is as he wanders into New York City traffic while clutching five thousand dollars in reward money, and since he never appears again I suppose we must assume that he was immediately flattened by a car. This is where my “Pioneer might be a stupid” theory comes from, as the man had just completed a car trip from Yellowstone to NYC, which takes at least 33 hours today. You’re telling me that he didn’t take in the fact that you might want to stay out of the way of these things in all that time?

    As presented, Pioneer is not really a super-hero. He’s presented as one, but his one adventure is taken up almost entirely with origin stuff, which in itself is interesting because we don’t actually learn just how he came to be in that gorge in the first place. I suppose he would have worked like a more benevolent version of the Incredible Hulk, travelling from town to town dispensing rough justice and broken English. If he hadn’t been hit by all those cars, that is. (Daredevil Comics 002, 1941)

    Categorized in: Origin (Unknown) 

    the Bronze Terror: 

    After his father is railroaded into a murder sentence in the corrupt Western town of Redfield, athletic wunderkind and hotshot lawyer Jeff Dixon returns home to help prove his innocence.

    Despite his legal background, Jeff turns to vigilante justice almost immediately, presumably due to the fact that all of the town’s officials are in the pocket of Scar Thornton, the real killer. Dixon’s chosen identity, the Bronze Terror, probably deserves a spot in the next Problematic Round-Up, but I’m giving him a reprieve because this comic is the definition of a well-meaning attempt to have a non-white character star in a comic that is still bogged down in all the tropes of in this case the Western genre (the name of the strip is “Real American No. 1,” for gosh sakes) and if I banished characters for that I recon that this space would feature a non-white super-hero some time in the 70s. If then.

    So, while on the plus side the Bronze Terror is a an entertaining and highly competent character who looks terrific (and is detail-oriented enough to get a mask for his horse so that it can also look cool), the negatives include:

    – all of the other Native American characters other than Jeff’s love interest Lilly being broad ethnic caricatures

    – Jeff’s status as a super-hero hanging on the fact that he went off and got a white man’s education, which is a pretty frequent trope in comics with Native American protagonists and stands as a counterpart to that of the white adventurer bringing his expertise to the jungle

    – yes, the costume looks great but I think that the broad objection that Native peoples have to the cultural appropriation of things like the war bonnet probably also applies to their use by comic book super-heroes. This one is going to keep coming up – American Eagle debuts at Marvel in 1981, and he’s wearing one

    (Daredevil Comics 002, 1941)

    Categorized in: Body (Emotions – Terror), Elements (Alloys – Bronze), Problematic Characters

    London: 

    London is a masked vigilante dedicated to stymieing the forces of Nazi Germany as they attempt to conquer Great Britain. Conceptually, he seems to have been built around the catch phrase “London can take it!” and while the name is certainly unique it does introduce some confusion as the character London is based out of the city of London.

    I appreciate London’s costume: while the combination of a mask and a suit or tuxedo is nothing new in comics, this might just be the first time I’ve seen a suit paired with a cape and cowl. Plus the cursive “L” symbol is cute.

    London is in actuality radio broadcaster Marc Holmes, who reports on his own costumed exploits as an employee of the BBC. He works closely with the British military and London law enforcement in both his civilian and costumed identities. (Daredevil Comics 002, 1941)

    Categorized in: Locations (Specific), Origin (Patriotic Characters)

    Pat Patriot: 

    Another in the seemingly endless parade of patriotic WWII super-heroes, Pat Patriot has the requisite flag based costume and dedication to Truth, Justice and the American Way, plus the clunky and also ominous-if-you-know-history sobriquet “America’s Joan of Arc.”

    An aircraft factory worker who kicks up a bit too much fuss about plant conditions and gets fired, Pat proceeds to unearth a conspiracy by her foreman to send aircraft engines to the Axis, all while wearing a patriotic costume from a play that she was in earlier in the evening. She has a mean right hook and a variety of skills (airplane piloting, marksmanship, etc) that see her through.

    In a truly American moment, Pat gets her super-hero name because her coworkers cannot conceive of someone being called the outlandishly foreign Patricia Patrios, and so rename her on the spot. (Daredevil Comics 002, 1941)

    Although Pat starts out as a worker in an airplane factory in an unidentified part of the US her career as a patriotic vigilante renders her unfit for a typical 9-5 job. By Daredevil Comics 006 she appears to be working as a newspaper reporter but whether that will continue to be her occupation as 1942 rolls around is anyone’s guess.

    Categorized in: Abstract Concepts (Patriotism), Origin (Patriotic Characters) 

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 946: THE GHOUL

    (Silver Streak Comics 017, 1941)

    Here’s the thing about the Ghoul, aka “the Most Dangerous Madman of All Time”: he’s a stock character, the basic 1940s idea of the homicidal madman. He does have an obsession with collecting dead bodies as part of his attempts to restore the dead to life – hence the name – but he’s otherwise very regular.

    There are, however, several interesting things to note in the Ghoul’s appearance:

    First is the fact that the Daredevil’s initial encounter with the Ghoul is said to have occurred “a few years ago,” which is of course very interesting considering the fact that the Daredevil had at this point been operating for almost exactly one year. The reason for this discrepancy is twofold: 1. the history of a comics character is by no means tied to the dates that their adventures are published and 2. nobody involved in the production of this comic expected a pencil-necked geek like me to be counting up dates on his fingers eighty-odd years later. Fun stuff!

    Secondly we get to see Daredevil just haul off and institutionalize the guy. I don’t know if this was as easy in real life as in fiction, but it’s always weird and horrifying when it happens in a comic.

    Once the Ghoul escapes (because of course he escapes, what kind of story would it be otherwise?) Daredevil heads out to find him, but he in turn has come to Daredevil’s house to get the jump on him. Just how does he know where Daredevil lives (and by extension who he is)? This is not explored. In the absence of his enemy, the Ghoul instead grabs Daredevil’s fiance Tonia Saunders.

    Tonia is taken to the Kingdom of the Ghoul (an overgrown island with a cave on it) in the Haunted Lake (a regular lake) and menaced with an oversized axe, but the Daredevil is hot on their trail.

    The Ghoul, for all his reputation, is taken out just a quickly as he was the first time he and Daredevil clashed. Honestly, his entire career as a homicidal maniac has involved the killing of one (1) one man, a cemetery watchman who he beans with a shovel. I just don’t know if he deserves to be locked up in an asylum for the “Hopelessly Insane” rather than treated in a more conventional manner. Oh well: it’s back to the asylum once more.

    Revenge killer score: 0/2

    Categorized in: Accessories (Islands), Murder (Homicidal Maniac, Revenge Killer), Supranormal Beings (Ghouls) 

  • REAL PERSON ROUND-UP 022

    REAL PERSON ROUND-UP 022

    What percentage of these people knew that they had ever been portrayed in a comic book, you reckon?

    Adolf Hitler:

    Hitler gets beaten up by the Silver Streak after he captures and attempts to kill Meteor. (Silver Streak Comics 016, 1941)

    A particularly parodic version of Hitler deploys a super weapon that is ultimately thwarted by Dickie Dean.  (Silver Streak Comics 017, 1941) 

    Charles Biro:

    Gangster Chick Biro almost gets killed by his boss the Domino but is saved when Presto Martin takes his place. (Silver Streak Comics 009, 1941)

    Genghis Khan:

    The Bingham Boys and their friends hunt down the Sword of Genghis Khan to a Tibetan lamasery, where the Grand Lama claims to be the descendant of the Khan and thus entitled to conquer the world. Our heroes beat up the would-be Khan and spirit the sword away to an American museum. (Silver Streak Comics 016, 1941)

    George Roussos: 

    It’s a classic case of slapping your fellow comic book creator’s name on a background sign as “Presto Martin” scribe Bob Wood uses Roussos’ name on an apartment building. (Silver Streak Comics 010, 1941)

    Next issue of the same strip features the headline “Roussos Does it Again! Famous Cartoonist Meets Second Deadline! I can hardly wait to read Roussos’ work in Daredevil Comics to see if he shoots back. 

    Same issue features Roussos’ Army & Navy Store, with a “Jerry Robinson, Prop.” thrown in for good measure. (Silver Streak Comics 011, 1941)

    George Washington: 

    Deploys his personal agent Dan Dearborn to escort a gunpowder shipment and help protect it from capture by the British. (Silver Streak Comics 008, 1941)

    George Rogers Clark: 

    That gunpowder is transported downriver by Clark, a Revolutionary War hero whom I was unfamiliar with and whose Wikipedia page is predictably fraught. (Silver Streak Comics 008, 1941)

    Captain John Neville: 

    Commander of the Fort Pitt garrison at Pittsburgh, where he briefly meets Dan Dearborn. (Silver Streak Comics 008, 1941)

    Mao Zedong: 

    He doesn’t play a direct role in the story, but Mao Tung here is definitely a stand-in for Mao Zedong, aka Mao Tse-tung. Captain Battle saves him from an assassination attempt by a Japanese spy. (Captain Battle Comics 001, 1941)

    Samuel Goldwyn:

    Goldbyn, head of Paragold Film Studios, is a classic stand-in for Sam Goldwyn of MGM. (Silver Streak Comics 017, 1941)

    Unknown News Broadcaster Jimmie Fidler: 

    As you can see, above, I was initially unable to find the reference point for Jimmy Fiddle here. The problem is that I have been conditioned to think a certain way about these stand-in names, so I spent a lot of effort looking for “James Diffle” and “John Oboe” and so forth, and didn’t even consider that it might be something as simple as “Jimmie Fidler” until I remembered that we had already encountered a Jimmy Fiddle and filed him under Unknown. 

    Sorry for disrespecting your 50+ year media career, Jimmie Fidler. In my defense, you retired when I was three years old. (Silver Streak Comics 009, 1941) 

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 945: DR DRACULA

    (Silver Streak Comics 017, 1941) 

    With Dr Dracula, Captain Battle has now faced four Nazi or Nazi-adjacent villains in a row whose plans involve gathering up a bunch of guys and pretending to be monsters, in this case vampires. Was there a meeting about this at the regional Nazi spy headquarters or is this one of those things like when Hollywood makes two volcano movies at the same time? Maybe one guy had a good idea and the other three stole it. 

    I’d have to say that Dr Dracula has the best name and possibly the best look out of the four, but the Mummy Master’s Mummy Gang might take the gold in terms of best henchmen. 

    As a supplement to the power of fake vampirism, Dr Dracula steals a new death ray from the hapless Professor Fosdick, who then serves as the first (human) target of its instant skeletonization effect. Horrifying! And visually striking!

    (please note the fourth panel above, when Fosdick exclaims “Vampires! Vampires as large as men!” I believe him to be referring to vampire bats, which doesn’t make a huge amount of sense given what he is looking at at the time but which is the only interpretation to make much sense. It is the kind of thing that comic book people shout when vampire bats are about, after all)

    This is about the time that Captain Battle shows up to put a stop to Dr Dracula’s plans, which gives he and his men the opportunity to demonstrate that they can all fly as they engage in thrilling aerial combat vs Captain Battle and his luceflyer (Hale Battle is lagging behind and can’t be there for this fight). 

    These wing suits are very cool and more importantly… way more strategically valuable than the death ray that they just stole? Like, yes: the death ray can instantly kill any target, but so can a good sniper, and you certainly could deploy more good snipers easily if you had flying infantry, right?

    Having made his getaway, Dr Dracula gets down to the serious business of sabotaging American war production by turning people into goofy skeletons. Prof Fosdick must have had a sense of humour, because while the ray dissolves clothing it selectively leaves props such as cigarettes or blankets behind so that every tragic ray-gun death looks just a little bit funny.

    Dr Dracula meets his end when Captain Battle throws a steel net over him and the death ray explodes. This is what happens when you steal an experimental piece of technology and kill the inventor, folks. 

    Hale Battle must of course have his souvenir, and what better or more striking object is there than one of the false vampires’ wing suits?

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 945: DR DRACULA

    (Silver Streak Comics 017, 1941) 

    With Dr Dracula, Captain Battle has now faced four Nazi or Nazi-adjacent villains in a row whose plans involve gathering up a bunch of guys and pretending to be monsters, in this case vampires. Was there a meeting about this at the regional Nazi spy headquarters or is this one of those things like when Hollywood makes two volcano movies at the same time? Maybe one guy had a good idea and the other three stole it. 

    I’d have to say that Dr Dracula has the best name and possibly the best look out of the four, but the Mummy Master’s Mummy Gang might take the gold in terms of best henchmen. 

    As a supplement to the power of fake vampirism, Dr Dracula steals a new death ray from the hapless Professor Fosdick, who then serves as the first (human) target of its instant skeletonization effect. Horrifying! And visually striking!

    (please note the fourth panel above, when Fosdick exclaims “Vampires! Vampires as large as men!” I believe him to be referring to vampire bats, which doesn’t make a huge amount of sense given what he is looking at at the time but which is the only interpretation to make much sense. It is the kind of thing that comic book people shout when vampire bats are about, after all)

    This is about the time that Captain Battle shows up to put a stop to Dr Dracula’s plans, which gives he and his men the opportunity to demonstrate that they can all fly as they engage in thrilling aerial combat vs Captain Battle and his luceflyer (Hale Battle is lagging behind and can’t be there for this fight). 

    These wing suits are very cool and more importantly… way more strategically valuable than the death ray that they just stole? Like, yes: the death ray can instantly kill any target, but so can a good sniper, and you certainly could deploy more good snipers easily if you had flying infantry, right?

    Having made his getaway, Dr Dracula gets down to the serious business of sabotaging American war production by turning people into goofy skeletons. Prof Fosdick must have had a sense of humour, because while the ray dissolves clothing it selectively leaves props such as cigarettes or blankets behind so that every tragic ray-gun death looks just a little bit funny.

    Dr Dracula meets his end when Captain Battle throws a steel net over him and the death ray explodes. This is what happens when you steal an experimental piece of technology and kill the inventor, folks. 

    Hale Battle must of course have his souvenir, and what better or more striking object is there than one of the false vampires’ wing suits?