The Curse of Skeleton Munroe

Category: costumes

  • AESTHETICAL FUTURISM

    (Flash Comics v1 002, 1940)

     

    This strip (Rod Rian of the Sky Police, natch) might just be the greatest stand-alone future in comics, if only for Earth Commandant Elmus’ uniform, which includes not only a belt covered in little stars but a helmet with a planet and star on top!

    (better look at that great helmet)

    Amazing uniforms aside, this strip has some top-notch sci-fi jargon: pilotar, telespaceship, terlurium ore, sensotar, earthons (that one’s a currency), alien races called Mephistans, Unicors and Skeleton Men… this strip has it all!

  • NOTES: JANUARY 2023

    Names:


    Bulldog Teeters. (Feature Comics 044, 1941)


    Zero the Ghost Detective getting straight-up punched by a ghost. (Feature Comics 051, 1941)

    Dates: Johnny Thunder born 7th July, 1917 (Flash Comics v1 001, 1940)

    Calling Cards:


    He only ever used ’em a couple of times but the Flash had metal lightning bolt dart calling cards.

    Costumes:


    Absolutely the best Hawkman costume variant is the brief period in which he wore a big hat in the shape of a sassy hawk’s head (Flash Comics v1 003, 1940)

  • SUPER-VILLAIN YEARBOOK: CATWOMAN 1940

    I have decided that I’m neglecting non-minor super-villains! Thus: super-villain yearbooks! We’re hopping back in time slightly to round up the ones who appeared in comics I have already read as I revisit them, so here comes a big blob of Batman villains!

    So, what was Catwoman up to in 1940?

    1. Batman Comics v1 001, ‘Untitled’ **first appearance**

    In Catwoman’s first appearance, she’s a mysterious figure known as the Cat about whom little enough is known that Robin’s chief suspects are a couple of chunky dudes in their 50s.

    Key to Batman’s relationship with Catwoman, however, is that he is very horny for her. Thus, my theory is that he horny-sensed that seeming frail old lady Miss Peggs is actually a hot dame with nice gams, no matter what he tries to tell Robin later about “clues” and “evidence.”

    The reveal of the Cat’s true identity is of course the source for a couple of the classic out-of-context comics panels.

    Finally, this is the first of many times that Batman will just let Catwoman go because, as mentioned, he’s horny for her. 

    2. Batman Comics v1 002, ‘Untitled’

    Most of this is a Joker story, but there are a few points of interest for the Cat.

    The little old lady disguise is back in play!

    As befits the subject of Batman’s affections, she shows moments of virtue even as she plunders the castle of a dead man.

    At the very last second, as she plunges to her potential doom, a “-Woman” is added to her name, basically for all time.

    3. Batman Comics v1 003, ‘The Batman vs the Cat-Woman!’

    The most important part of this adventure comes early:

    The cat head Catwoman costume! Not well-loved but it has a place in my heart. Catwoman has at least as many lackluster costumes as great ones, so one that goes all-out like this definitely ranks in the top 50% over mediocrities like the 60s green outfit or the black one-piece swimsuit with buccaneer boots.

    The story is less about Batman vs Catwoman than it is about crappy business partners. Specifically, two of the three men involved in a diamond business team up and hire the Catwoman to steal their goods and then one of them betrays the other one. Things look bad for Catwoman until Batman and Robin show up.

    Batman again lets her get away because he like-likes her, but this time:

    The feeling is mutual! Fireworks go off! The nations rejoice! The nascent spirits of fanfic grow stronger! WHAT A 1940 CATWOMAN HAS HAD!

    Body Count: 0 (assuming that the security guard that gets taken out in her first appearance was just knocked out, which I am because even Golden Age Batman didn’t get horny enough to excuse murder)

    End-of-year Status: At Large

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 208: THE TERROR

    (Crack Comics 018, 1941)

    Not too much to distinguish this guy: he’s Bumps Bale, a former pinball racketeer (you’re just as likely to see Batman smashing up a bunch of pinball machines as an underground casino or a slot machine in the 40s. Gambling is Bad and Pinball is Gambling, was the attitude) who had hit hard times and decided to go into extorting mayors as a second career. Accordingly, he poisoned city comptroller Ezra Daves and promised Unnamed Mayor here some of the same if one million dollars in small bills was not produced post haste. Sadly for the Terror, the Clock got involved.

    I do have to say that I appreciate the cowl-style mask that the Terror is sporting. Personally I find it far more aesthetically pleasing than the executioner’s hoods and cloth draperies that have been more the norm thusfar.

    (also for those keeping track this is presumably the mayor who took over after the Big Shot was ousted, placing him somewhere on a very spicy alternate Wikipedia page for List of Mayors of New York City)

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 203: BLACKBEARD

    (Crack Comics 016, 1941)

    I keep saying that space pirates are too thick on the ground to include every one despite my inclinations but Blackbeard here overruled me on several fronts, including:

    -Overall look: that’s basically a perfect look for a futuristic pirate (it’s not obvious from this image but I reckon that he’s shirtless under the coat, btw). Maybe swap the beret out for a more traditional hat but that would be the only thing I’d change.

    -Name: can’t go wrong with a classic.

    -Henchmen:

    Blackbeard’s crew are the Outlaws of Jupiter, and their names are things like One-Arm Ganz, Patch-Eye Tork and Half-Face McGurk. And Gilene, of course, who seems not to have suffered any sort of nickname-worthy injury.

    It’s all great stuff, even though Blackbeard’s only attempted crime – hijack a shipment of ray guns – is foiled immediately by the Space Legion.

  • NOTES: NOVEMBER 2022

    Costumes: I don’t really feel like doing a whole entry for the Spider. Maybe someday. For now I just want to point out one detail of his costume:

    Little spiders on his boots! 

    Heroes Going to Costume Parties as Themselves:

    Batman! And he wins Most Original Costume! (Batman Comics v1 001, 1940)

    Speaking of awards and such, after Batman and Robin save an unnamed small town somewhere in America from a cabal of crooks they are honoured with a statue:

    (Detective Comics v1 043, 1940)

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 193: THE TIGER WOMAN

    (Crack Comics 009, 1941)

    The Tiger Woman is another in a long line of characters who are vilified for pushing back against colonialism – in this case, American explorers appropriating her peoples’ treasures. Or she would be if the way she was pushing back wasn’t murder, which tends to muddy the righteousness of any cause.

    She does have a really great costume, though. Top marks for style.

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 193: THE TIGER WOMAN

    (Crack Comics 009, 1941)

    The Tiger Woman is another in a long line of characters who are vilified for pushing back against colonialism – in this case, American explorers appropriating her peoples’ treasures. Or she would be if the way she was pushing back wasn’t murder, which tends to muddy the righteousness of any cause.

    She does have a really great costume, though. Top marks for style.

  • NOTES: JULY 2022

    Costumes: All-Star 005 features the debut of Hawkgirl, and a stunning revelation about her and (presumably) Hawkman’s costumes:

    the green part ain’t tights it’s boots! 

  • NOTES: JULY 2022

    Costumes: All-Star 005 features the debut of Hawkgirl, and a stunning revelation about her and (presumably) Hawkman’s costumes:

    the green part ain’t tights it’s boots!