The Curse of Skeleton Munroe

Category: tyrant

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 711: MAYTUS, KING OF THE BEASTS

    (Prize Comics 005, 1940)

    Late in his first incarnation, Power Nelson makes the acquaintance of Zora Doone, agent of the Interplanetary Red Cross, and the two form a very horny-but-chaste relationship. At her behest, Nelson takes a break from not freeing the people of Earth from the tyrannical rule of Seng I to investigate conditions on planet Ato, where humans are ruled… BY APES!

    Yes, it’s a good old fashioned Planet of the Apes situation on Ato. Humans are treated as animals, act as beast of burden, are fed on garbage, etc, while apes get to be cops and wagon-drivers. It just ain’t fair!

    There isn’t really any exploration of why or how exactly the apes are in charge on Ato – the humans seem to be intelligent and verbal and the apes know it… Is this a race thing? It probably is, isn’t it – whether the writer consciously wrote it that way or not it’s got a lot in common with fantasies of white oppression under the heels of the “lesser” races (oh wait, I forgot that this is a comic set in a future in which the West has been conquered by the evil Mongol, isn’t it) . It’s also an interesting bit of commentary on the treatment of animals – that panel of the ape zookeeper feeding its charges garbage straight out of the can speaks of someone who has felt a pang of empathy for a creature in their time.

    King Maytus isn’t really your typical villain, just the head of an oppressive society, but I like his bluster. I also like seeing Power Nelson get mashed up by an elephant for a few panels before he inevitably comes out on top.

    For all my talk of racist allegories above, the situation on Ato is actually resolved far more peacefully than a similar one on a comic set on a Pacific Island would be. Sure Maytus is beaten up and threatened with death, but the story doesn’t end with, say, all of the apes being killed and/or reduced to servitude and/or stripped of their intelligence. In Golden Age comics terms it’s a triumph of diplomacy!

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 703: THE GREAT INTELLIGENCE

    (Planet Comics 004, 1940)

    Flint Baker and co are making their return trip from Mars and due to an unscheduled diversion to Pluto in Planet Comics 003 they end up passing Jupiter on the way, at which point they are forced to make landfall to avoid an attack by outer space organisms referred to as “stratosphere serpents” despite being more like starfish crossed with octopuses. While there, Flint and gal pal Mimi Wilson do a bit of exploring and discover the city of Zu, inhabited by a wretched mass of oppressed Jovians and ruled over by the Great Intelligence.

    The Great Intelligence is… probably a rogue AI of some description? It watches over the city via the Great Eye, listens with the Great Ear and issues orders with the Great Mouth. It also has flamethrowing capacity. (the reason I hesitate to conclusively say that the Intelligence is a machine is what the Jovian says in the first panel to feature the Great Eye: “our master has lost all human identity.” This could easily be interpreted as a bit of flowery language to describe the declining relationship between the city’s inhabitants and the machines that run it, but how weird and cool would it be if the whole operation was wired into some wizened cyborg in the middle of everything? And as the comic does not bother to resolve the question it could be either, though given the roasting of that poor old man we can at least confirm a distinct lack of humanity)

    Baker manages to fry the Great Eye with his ray gun, upon which we meet the final piece of the city gestalt: its Will, embodied as a bunch of beefy cyborgs.

    For fomenting discord in Zu, Flint and Mimi are  sentenced to death via being ground up and fed to the Great Mouth (and this unusually grotesque method of execution did contribute to my theories about the Intelligence having an at least partially organic makeup, thanks for noticing)! Lucky for them, then, that Mimi stumbles upon the Will’s one weakness: a thin exposed wire at the back of their necks. They escape their fate in the grinder, destroy the Great Ear and Great Mouth, and evacuate the surviving citizens of Zu back to Earth with them. 

    But what of the Great Intelligence itself? Certainly all of its external organs are gone, but the mind itself… who knows?

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 655: CAMILLA, QUEEN OF THE LOST EMPIRE

    (Jungle Comics 001, 1940)

    Camilla, Queen of the Lost Empire! I love a lost ancient kingdom, especially in a jungle comic as it cuts down on the constant flow of racism. This particular ancient lost kingdom was founded by Norsemen, probably some time between 900 and 1100 CE going by the random dates thrown out at various points in the series.

    We encounter the Lost Empire through the eyes of explorer Jon Dale, who I will tell you now I do not like. Having made his way to an isolated society with different ways and customs, Dale immediately begins judging and decrying them like a jerk. (aside: I just noticed that the Temple of Thor in the above image has a Thor face on its onion dome and that’s just great)

    I suppose I must give Dale some credit for mostly objecting to the human sacrifice aspect of Lost Empire culture (and like me he must have been pretty stuck on working out just how long the rainy season might be in the Lost Empire. A human sacrifice per day for two, maybe three months per year? That’s gotta be a strain on the population, although given that they have access to a fountain of youth perhaps the major purpose is to prevent overpopulation).

    Queen Camilla of course cannot resist the sheer sex appeal of this pasty man in his short and knee-high socks, and when her advances are rebuffed she attempts to make Dale’s love interest (his female equivalent Ruth Birch) the next sacrifice to Thor he springs into action and:

    a) sabotages the sacrifice chamber so that Ruth is spared

    b) I want to say that he causes Camilla’s extended lifespan to catch up with her but really he just stands by and watches her die of old age

    c) blows up the entire damn city in order to effect his and his companions’ escapes

    And after wreaking this untold destruction on the Lost Empire and its people he decides to destroy their secret of eternal life because his pedestrian understanding of the world tell him that God would want him to.

    I know that I just said that Camilla died of old age, but Jungle Comics 003 features her triumphant and inexplicable return, and with the help of an old seer she successfully enlists the aid of the god Bal to restore her city and people to existence and life, respectively.

    When Jon and Ruth have the unmitigated gall to come back to the ruins of the Lost Empire to pick over its shattered remains they are understandably surprised to find it and Camilla alive and un-blown-up, and while the first time Camilla attempted to kill them both was a bit out of order I can completely understand wanting to do so this second time.

    Things go poorly for Camilla once again, though it’s just the Spring of Eternal Youth and not the entire city that gets it this time. Jon Dale, shitty as ever, determines to come back and pillage the place after the march of time kills her off for him.

    Despite the fact that this second lack of access to the waters of eternal life seemed to be causing her to age at regular rather than super-advanced speed, Camilla takes things very poorly and becomes a tyrant (a proper tyrant too! Flayed alive in the torture pit!) and then gets banished. Luckily for her, among the things that Jon thinks that God has an opinion on is the Divine Right of Kings, and he and Ruth help Camilla restore the Spring of Eternal Life and see her welcomed back to her kingdom with open arms once she promises not to have anyone else flayed.

    From this point on, Camilla is a heroic figure who deals with a series of threats to the Lost Empire and her rule thereof from both internal sources and an increasingly unlikely series of other lost kingdoms.

    In one of these adventures, Camilla befriends hunchbacked assassin Caredodo and he becomes her champion/companion, and then about an issue later the comic book “no uggoes on the protagonist’s side” clause comes into effect and the benevolent Angel of Faith transforms him into the handsome Sir Champion. Camilla has a long tenure in Jungle Comics and eventually virtually every aspect of her will change but for now this is the status quo.

    Update 1941

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 610: ‘BDULA KHAN

    (Fantastic Comics 006, 1940)

    ‘bdula Khan is the capricious ruler of a mysterious oasis city in North Africa who offers the Golden Knight hospitality and then turns around and makes him battle monsters in an arena for his amusement. He’s not particularly notable and I’d likely have passed him over but for three things:

    1. The Name. ‘bdula is presumably short for Abdula and might be a unique name? Abdula is such an uncommon variant of Abdullah already, and it’s a bit tricky to search for a name starting with an apostrophe, but I’m reasonably certain that this is the only ‘bdula in comics.

    2. The Monsters. I love a good monster and these are suitably weird. Plus, ‘bdula Khan keeps them in line with his magical ability to place living beings in suspended animation, a good trick.

    3. The Solution to a Mystery. This is the most important one. I mentioned in the entry on the Black Death that Sir Richard and Alice are in Europe when they should be in North Africa somewhere, right? It’s not, as I had surmised, because the writer forgot, it’s because Golden Age comics and Fox Features in particular had a greater tendency than some of their competitors to swap out writers and artists, presumably for the sake of a deadline. Records of just who was on each feature are pretty spotty (and not helped by the use of a consistent house name no matter who was producing a particular feature) but I reckon that we’ve got two parallel Golden Knight timelines: one in which he’s in Europe with Alice and another in North Africa with a magic ring. I can hardly wait to see if the two timelines are merged (unlikely) or one is forgotten entirely (very likely).

    Oh also ‘bdula Khan is turned into a statue of a hyena for being a jerk.

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 606: THE BLACK DEATH

    (Fantastic Comics 005, 1940)

    In Fantastic Comics 004 Sir Richard of Warwick, aka the Golden Knight, seeking his Crusading companions, arrives in the small village of Namara and learns that it has been cursed for the past ten years after a young girl fell down a well and her father blamed everyone but himself for it and cursed the village. The Golden Knight of course heads down that well because where the heck did that girl go? After a few battles with giant spider-scorpions and the like he finds the now-adult Alice ruling a race of underground winged people and they fall in love.

    (side note: the reason that the Golden Knight couldn’t find his companions was that the writer forgot that he was in North Africa somewhere between Fantastic Comics issues 002 and 004 so he was teleported back to Europe)

    Sir Richard and Alice leave the city of the Winged People and are immediately set upon by a quartet of evil knights in service to the Black Death, owner of a nearby castle and dedicated jerk.

    The Black Death tosses Alice in a locked room and proceeds to torture the Golden Knight for information on the Winged People but hasn’t reckoned with just how proactive Alice is compared to your average Golden Age adventure heroine. For his underestimation of her he is rewarded with a dagger in the back.

    Amid all the chaos subsequent to Alice stabbing the Black Death it comes out that he is, in fact, her father Bawala. Rather than merely curse one village and move on from the mysterious disappearance of his daughter, Bawala instead settled down nearby and became a horrible murderous tyrant. Only now, as he is dying does he see the error of his ways in the person of the daughter he allowed to wander off and fall down a well. He was not, in fact, made into a horrible person by the circumstances of his life but was a horrible person all along.

    It’s a rare heroic patricide!

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 539: THE CLAW

    (Silver Streak Comics 001, 1939)

    The Claw is a character we will be returning to – he’s one of the most prominent Golden Age super-villains, after all – but this entry is concerned only with his first appearance in accordance with my new policy of approaching things as they come. And while the Claw who eventually battles super-heroes like the Ghost and Daredevil and massacres thousands in an attempt at world domination is a size-changing monster-man this first version reads more like an elaborate hoax.

    As the story opens, “chemist-adventurer” Jerry Morris and “America’s only female ambassador” Eloise Pearsall dock at the Pacific island of Ricca on their way to China with a shipload of gold to aid in the war with Japan. One hitch: Ricca is home to the Claw, a giant who holds the whole island in the grip of fear and incidentally also runs the submarine pirate operation that is looting ships in the region.

    The Claw maintains his grip on the island using his own fearsome looming presence, plus a “maddening hum” that also influences Eloise Pearsall to jump overboard and make her way to the castle because the Claw is also a creep who wants a “queen” and doesn’t care if he has to do a little mind control to get it.

    Jerry Morris of course goes after his travel companion and it’s a good thing that he’s a chemist-adventurer because he manages to whip up a useful serum in his stateroom/ laboratory, a radium-based solution that renders one immune to “any mental or physical attack”. Jerry infiltrates the Claw’s organization by feigning interest in signing up and discovers that the Claw ensures loyalty in his henchmen by giving them addictively pleasant dreams (and also punishes them with nightmares, natch). Eloise is in the first stages of the addiction treatment but lucky for her the radium serum covers that too and one shot later she is free.

    Thanks to his complete immunity to harm, Jerry goes on to foil a submarine raid on the gold shipment and returns with a load of sailors all hopped up on serum. They rout the Claw’s men only to find the villain’s throne empty and abandoned.

    (due to a flamethrower attack by the Claw’s defenders there is also an unusual amount of male nudity thanks to the invulnerable men not thinking to wear invulnerable clothing)

    Like I said, if I didn’t know that the next issue would feature the Claw walking around and demonstrating his power to grow to colossal sizes I would assume that he was a fake, engineered to keep the island people under the thumb of some schemer like the Purple Monster – the enthroned Claw actually a robotic shell, the towering Claw some sort of projection or inflatable. The mind control? Sonics and drugs. After all, why would such an enormous man flee from a handful of nudists, even if they are invulnerable?

    UPDATE 1940

    UPDATE 1941 Part 1 

    UPDATE 1941 Part 2 

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 539: THE CLAW

    (Silver Streak Comics 001, 1939)

    The Claw is a character we will be returning to – he’s one of the most prominent Golden Age super-villains, after all – but this entry is concerned only with his first appearance in accordance with my new policy of approaching things as they come. And while the Claw who eventually battles super-heroes like the Ghost and Daredevil and massacres thousands in an attempt at world domination is a size-changing monster-man this first version reads more like an elaborate hoax.

    As the story opens, “chemist-adventurer” Jerry Morris and “America’s only female ambassador” Eloise Pearsall dock at the Pacific island of Ricca on their way to China with a shipload of gold to aid in the war with Japan. One hitch: Ricca is home to the Claw, a giant who holds the whole island in the grip of fear and incidentally also runs the submarine pirate operation that is looting ships in the region.

    The Claw maintains his grip on the island using his own fearsome looming presence, plus a “maddening hum” that also influences Eloise Pearsall to jump overboard and make her way to the castle because the Claw is also a creep who wants a “queen” and doesn’t care if he has to do a little mind control to get it.

    Jerry Morris of course goes after his travel companion and it’s a good thing that he’s a chemist-adventurer because he manages to whip up a useful serum in his stateroom/ laboratory, a radium-based solution that renders one immune to “any mental or physical attack”. Jerry infiltrates the Claw’s organization by feigning interest in signing up and discovers that the Claw ensures loyalty in his henchmen by giving them addictively pleasant dreams (and also punishes them with nightmares, natch). Eloise is in the first stages of the addiction treatment but lucky for her the radium serum covers that too and one shot later she is free.

    Thanks to his complete immunity to harm, Jerry goes on to foil a submarine raid on the gold shipment and returns with a load of sailors all hopped up on serum. They rout the Claw’s men only to find the villain’s throne empty and abandoned.

    (due to a flamethrower attack by the Claw’s defenders there is also an unusual amount of male nudity thanks to the invulnerable men not thinking to wear invulnerable clothing)

    Like I said, if I didn’t know that the next issue would feature the Claw walking around and demonstrating his power to grow to colossal sizes I would assume that he was a fake, engineered to keep the island people under the thumb of some schemer like the Purple Monster – the enthroned Claw actually a robotic shell, the towering Claw some sort of projection or inflatable. The mind control? Sonics and drugs. After all, why would such an enormous man flee from a handful of nudists, even if they are invulnerable?

    UPDATE 1940

    UPDATE 1941 Part 1 

    UPDATE 1941 Part 2 

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 536: NAULUS

    (Fantastic Comics 001, 1939)

    Naulus is an undersea noble who is attempting to usurp the throne of Atlantis from its rightful ruler, Queen Lantida, and do Atlantean aristocrats get up to any other activities? Atlantis needs more hobby stores, I reckon.

    FATE OF ATLANTIS: this version of Atlantis appears to be the standard ancient sunken city saved by super science – specifically a sealed dome city full of air. These aren’t your water breathing Atlanteans, folks. Since this is a Sub Saunders story set in the year 10 000 this is also a much older Atlantis than usual.

    Both Atlantis and Naulus are also unfortunately explicit slavers as they employ the services of these very cool but oppressed frogmen.

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 509: KING ROCKY THE FIRST

    (Blue Bolt v1 010, 1941)

    Some preamble: in Blue Bolt v1 007 the Green Sorceress managed to capture the Blue Bolt and thus in Blue Bolt v1 008 she was able to force Dr Bertoff to surrender to her forces. Her incompetent scientists subsequently triggered a series of devastating explosions while attempting to extract radium from Bertoff’s mineral fields, with the one positive effect of opening a passage to the surface world. The Green Sorceress then travelled to the surface to do espionage, followed by the Blue Bolt, who had escaped paralysis and freed Bertoff’s people since her departure.

    The Green Sorceress’ main surface henchman was gang boss Rocky Roberts, King of the Rackets, who got pretty thoroughly beaten up by the Blue Bolt but then manages to pop out of a little hatch in the Green Sorceress’ escape rocket and propose an alliance against Dr Bertoff and the Blue Bolt, to which the Sorceress agrees.

    This goes poorly! Rocky immediately takes over the Green Kingdom and declares himself King Rocky the Foist.

    Rather than rule in a traditional manner, King Rocky establishes himself as the head of a gang consisting of the Green Sorceress’ former army, with the citizens of the Green Kingdom being subjected to gang-style protection rackets, kidnappings, torture and garden-variety murder. This is a Jack Kirby idea, it has to be – even if he never made up another one to vex someone like Jimmy Olsen with the Sci-Fi Gangsterocracy is one of the most Kirby ideas I can think of.

    It’s tough to articulate but I respect King Rocky for his decision to murder the Green Sorceress. Believe it or not, it’s a refreshing change for a Golden Age villain, most of whom would see an attractive captive and start yelling about making her “my Queen!”

    But of course if you shoot at a super-villain you best not miss. King Rocky the Foist’s plans are interrupted by Blue Bolt and he meets the traditional end for a super-usurper: giant laser blast.

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 509: KING ROCKY THE FIRST

    MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 509: KING ROCKY THE FIRST

    (Blue Bolt v1 010, 1941)

    Some preamble: in Blue Bolt v1 007 the Green Sorceress managed to capture the Blue Bolt and thus in Blue Bolt v1 008 she was able to force Dr Bertoff to surrender to her forces. Her incompetent scientists subsequently triggered a series of devastating explosions while attempting to extract radium from Bertoff’s mineral fields, with the one positive effect of opening a passage to the surface world. The Green Sorceress then travelled to the surface to do espionage, followed by the Blue Bolt, who had escaped paralysis and freed Bertoff’s people since her departure.

    The Green Sorceress’ main surface henchman was gang boss Rocky Roberts, King of the Rackets, who got pretty thoroughly beaten up by the Blue Bolt but then manages to pop out of a little hatch in the Green Sorceress’ escape rocket and propose an alliance against Dr Bertoff and the Blue Bolt, to which the Sorceress agrees.

    This goes poorly! Rocky immediately takes over the Green Kingdom and declares himself King Rocky the Foist.

    Rather than rule in a traditional manner, King Rocky establishes himself as the head of a gang consisting of the Green Sorceress’ former army, with the citizens of the Green Kingdom being subjected to gang-style protection rackets, kidnappings, torture and garden-variety murder. This is a Jack Kirby idea, it has to be – even if he never made up another one to vex someone like Jimmy Olsen with the Sci-Fi Gangsterocracy is one of the most Kirby ideas I can think of.

    It’s tough to articulate but I respect King Rocky for his decision to murder the Green Sorceress. Believe it or not, it’s a refreshing change for a Golden Age villain, most of whom would see an attractive captive and start yelling about making her “my Queen!”

    But of course if you shoot at a super-villain you best not miss. King Rocky the Foist’s plans are interrupted by Blue Bolt and he meets the traditional end for a super-usurper: giant laser blast.