The Curse of Skeleton Munroe

Category: Novelty Press

  • ALIENS AND SO FORTH ROUND-UP 003

    It’s time for round three of all the various aliens encountered by Spacehawk in his crusade for justice in the year 1940!

    Neptunian Dog-Men, Plutonians, Jovians, Lunarians: 

    This gang of space pirates that Spacehawk and his pal Galar beat up are described as “screaming, bloodthirsty Neptunians, Plutonians and Jovians” and this is somewhat vexing because they are an extremely heterogeneous bunch who absolutely come in more than three distinct styles, but I reckon that we can do it. The Neptunians are described in a couple of places as “Neptunian Dog-Men” so let’s say that they make up the bulk of the group, the light orange ones. With the exception of the camel-faced guys lugging hoses in the first panel above – they seem distinct and arbitrarily reading left to right I’m going to say that they are Plutonians, which means that all of the green lizardy guys are by default Jovians, even the one with tentacles.

    The pirate captain is the Lunarian, and I have to say that I am a big fan of his segmented arms and big ears, but not so much of his attitude. (Target Comics v1 011, 1940)

    Uranians: 

    We only encounter the Uranians as represented by the evil denizens of a pirate city for jerks, so their horrible rat-man personas are really emphasized. It’s entirely probable that there is a pleasant city full of nice rat men who do arts and crafts on the other side of the planet. (Target Comics v1 010, 1940)

    Vulture Men:

    Really enjoy the look of the Vulture Men, who come from a far distant star to skeletonize people and steal our planet. They’ve got bird legs for arms!

    They also appear to not have an articulated jaw, as seen when they themselves are skeletonized as an ironic punishment by Spacehawk. How do they eat? Nobody knows! (Target Comics v1 008, 1940)

    Spacehawk’s Species: 

    As revealed in the Galar entry of the recent Minor Super-Hero Round-Up, he and Spacehawk are both members of a human-appearing alien race from somewhere outside our solar system. Not much is known about this species: they have some degree of super strength as compared to humans, they can communicate telepathically and their lifespans are long enough that Galar and Spacehawk, having not seen one another for six hundred years, catch up like two old high school friends now in their thirties. (Target Comics v1 011, 1940)

    Mentioned but Unseen: 

    the Savage Snake Men of Planet Hogo (Target Comics v1 011, 1940)

  • MINOR SUPER-HERO ROUND-UP 051

    It’s Day Three of Round-Up Week here at the Curse of Skeleton Munroe. 

    **UPDATE** the White Streak:

    Novelty Press is back at it again, exercising their compulsion to tone down the “fantastic” in their comic book stories. The White Streak has gotten a job as an FBI agent, and so he gets plastic surgery in order to make his inhuman face into that of a square-jawed white guy. Now instead of being the utterly fantastical ancient android in a bright costume running around blasting people with electron vision and zooming through the skies on an electric ladder, he’s… the same thing but he looks like a normal guy. Plus he tries to limit his power usage so as to stay inconspicuous, so he sticks to x-ray vision and electrified punches. Very realistic stuff. 

    If this move was in the cards for the White Streak, this might also be the explanation we were looking for for why Dr Simms went off the rails and blew up his entire life as Dr Death: it was a good old-fashioned slash-and-burn of a comic book’s supporting cast before a change to the status quo. Feels like I’m in the Nineties again! (Target Comics v1 010, 1940)

    Galar: 

    A childhood friend of Spacehawk’s from the same near-human species as him, Galar is turned from his six hundred year-long career as a space pirate by the intervention of his old friend and sent out into the galaxy to act as the protector of some random solar system, which it turns out is the reason that Spacehawk is protecting our solar system: he just arbitrarily chose it. (Target Comics v1 011, 1940)

    the Stratosphere Patrol: 

    Speaking of Spacehawk, here’s “Spacehawks,” a Basil Wolverton strip that didn’t really get the room to shine before its home comic was given the axe. While “stratosphere” in the context of 1940s comics is often a flowery way to describe everything up to and including interplanetary space, the meaning here is quite literal: Steve Grover and Bart Bixby and their colleagues are charged with policing the vast array of air traffic that is constantly whizzing around in the near-future, and their greatest challenge occurs when they encounter an evil scientist who can go into the upper, upper atmosphere! Heady stuff. (Circus, the Comics Riot 001, 1938)

    the Ghost Rider: 

    There are a seemingly infinite number of masked cowboy vigilantes roaming the various Wests of assorted comic book universes, and the Ghost Rider is one of them. In his one recorded adventure he stops the wretched gambler and crime boss of the town of Last Chance, Poker Slade, from murdering miner Robert Burton and his daughter Rose and stealing their gold claim. Also, though it’s not particularly visible in the image above, this particular Ghost Rider is the only one to have a mustache.

    As always, there are no new super-hero names under the sun, and “Ghost Rider” might just be one of the ones to unexpectedly crop up the most times. (Amazing Mystery Funnies v2 004, 1939)

  • MINOR SUPER-HERO ROUND-UP 051

    It’s Day Three of Round-Up Week here at the Curse of Skeleton Munroe. 

    **UPDATE** the White Streak:

    Novelty Press is back at it again, exercising their compulsion to tone down the “fantastic” in their comic book stories. The White Streak has gotten a job as an FBI agent, and so he gets plastic surgery in order to make his inhuman face into that of a square-jawed white guy. Now instead of being the utterly fantastical ancient android in a bright costume running around blasting people with electron vision and zooming through the skies on an electric ladder, he’s… the same thing but he looks like a normal guy. Plus he tries to limit his power usage so as to stay inconspicuous, so he sticks to x-ray vision and electrified punches. Very realistic stuff. 

    If this move was in the cards for the White Streak, this might also be the explanation we were looking for for why Dr Simms went off the rails and blew up his entire life as Dr Death: it was a good old-fashioned slash-and-burn of a comic book’s supporting cast before a change to the status quo. Feels like I’m in the Nineties again! (Target Comics v1 010, 1940)

    Galar: 

    A childhood friend of Spacehawk’s from the same near-human species as him, Galar is turned from his six hundred year-long career as a space pirate by the intervention of his old friend and sent out into the galaxy to act as the protector of some random solar system, which it turns out is the reason that Spacehawk is protecting our solar system: he just arbitrarily chose it. (Target Comics v1 011, 1940)

    the Stratosphere Patrol: 

    Speaking of Spacehawk, here’s “Spacehawks,” a Basil Wolverton strip that didn’t really get the room to shine before its home comic was given the axe. While “stratosphere” in the context of 1940s comics is often a flowery way to describe everything up to and including interplanetary space, the meaning here is quite literal: Steve Grover and Bart Bixby and their colleagues are charged with policing the vast array of air traffic that is constantly whizzing around in the near-future, and their greatest challenge occurs when they encounter an evil scientist who can go into the upper, upper atmosphere! Heady stuff. (Circus, the Comics Riot 001, 1938)

    the Ghost Rider: 

    There are a seemingly infinite number of masked cowboy vigilantes roaming the various Wests of assorted comic book universes, and the Ghost Rider is one of them. In his one recorded adventure he stops the wretched gambler and crime boss of the town of Last Chance, Poker Slade, from murdering miner Robert Burton and his daughter Rose and stealing their gold claim. Also, though it’s not particularly visible in the image above, this particular Ghost Rider is the only one to have a mustache.

    As always, there are no new super-hero names under the sun, and “Ghost Rider” might just be one of the ones to unexpectedly crop up the most times. (Amazing Mystery Funnies v2 004, 1939)

  • ALIENS AND SO FORTH ROUND-UP 002

    It’s back-to-back round-ups this week!

    Moon People: 

    Spacehawk seems to make friends easily, and wherever there is an evil alien space menace he must battle there is seemingly a friendly alien species nearby to help out. In this case, the space menace is on the Moon, and the friendly folk are the Moon People or Moon Men, barrel-chested fellows with the faces of cartoon mice. I like them, even if their eyes do freak me out. (Target Comics v1 008, 1940)

    Neptunians:

    This unfortunate Neptunian space pilot has the misfortune to be the first target of Jark and Zorg and so the only state we see his species in is hapless fear. I kept wondering what I found so appealing about this design but then I realized that it reminded me of Earthworm Jim and all was well.(Target Comics v1 007, 1940)

    Saturnians:

    Given the Wolvertonian trend toward species with a lot of physical variation in their populations my instinct is to try to see how the melty-faced Saturnians in the first panel above and the worried green fellow on the right hand side of the second panel (pictured with two hapless and fearful Neptunians) are part of the same species. It’s a real stretch, I must admit. (Target Comics v1 006 & 007, 1940)

    Plutonians: 

    Love these little toad-faced Plutonian space cops. Really wish that they were running around the whole story, making that face the whole time, but they stupidly chase a fleeing suspect into a pirate city and get absolutely annihilated. Captain Dakk there is the only one who makes it and even he would be toast is his friend Spacehawk hadn’t placed his brain in an alien dinosaur. (Target Comics v1 010, 1940)

  • ALIENS AND SO FORTH ROUND-UP 002

    It’s back-to-back round-ups this week!

    Moon People: 

    Spacehawk seems to make friends easily, and wherever there is an evil alien space menace he must battle there is seemingly a friendly alien species nearby to help out. In this case, the space menace is on the Moon, and the friendly folk are the Moon People or Moon Men, barrel-chested fellows with the faces of cartoon mice. I like them, even if their eyes do freak me out. (Target Comics v1 008, 1940)

    Neptunians:

    This unfortunate Neptunian space pilot has the misfortune to be the first target of Jark and Zorg and so the only state we see his species in is hapless fear. I kept wondering what I found so appealing about this design but then I realized that it reminded me of Earthworm Jim and all was well.(Target Comics v1 007, 1940)

    Saturnians:

    Given the Wolvertonian trend toward species with a lot of physical variation in their populations my instinct is to try to see how the melty-faced Saturnians in the first panel above and the worried green fellow on the right hand side of the second panel (pictured with two hapless and fearful Neptunians) are part of the same species. It’s a real stretch, I must admit. (Target Comics v1 006 & 007, 1940)

    Plutonians: 

    Love these little toad-faced Plutonian space cops. Really wish that they were running around the whole story, making that face the whole time, but they stupidly chase a fleeing suspect into a pirate city and get absolutely annihilated. Captain Dakk there is the only one who makes it and even he would be toast is his friend Spacehawk hadn’t placed his brain in an alien dinosaur. (Target Comics v1 010, 1940)

  • ALIENS AND SO FORTH ROUND-UP 001

    ALIENS AND SO FORTH ROUND-UP 001

    I’ve highlighted some particular aliens before but what is this blog but an exercise in making note of every dang thing I come across. And so: aliens! We’re going to stick to our old familiar way of dealing with things that will have a lot of examples with little info: the round-up, and since I’ve been reading Target Comics recently, we’ll be seeing all of the alien weirdos that Basil Wolverton designed for Spacehawk to encounter! As time goes on we’ll see some of the (checks files) nearly 900 alien species I have catalogued in a dusty old spreadsheet, as well as any new ones who might come our way.

    Bat-Men:

    Spacehawk encounters this solitary Bat-Man in the giant ant tunnels that riddle the crust of Neptune, and he just wants the danged Martian pirates who have been making their lair nearby to clear out and stop being such bad neighbours. I really appreciate the 1940s “didn’t bother to check out what a bat wing looks like” wings, which can be totally justified because, hey, this is an alien! Why would it have the same kind of wings anyway? (Target Comics v1 005, 1940)

    Martians:

    And speaking of those Martians: here they are. As you can see, the Martians in Wolverton’s Spacehawk stories have a fair amount of different facial lumps and bumps, but they all have droopy little ears and noodly tentacle arms. (Target Comics v1 005, 009 x2, 011, 1940)

    Mercurians:

    I said it before in the Grebo entry but the point still stands: I really appreciate this glimpse of “men of all the nations of Mercury” that shows that there is just an incredible amount of phenotypic diversity in the Mercurian genome, covering every humanoid alien look from lizard-man through pink and lumpy to weird little imp. (Target Comics v1 006, 1940)

    Draxions:  

    The Mercurian tendency toward genetic diversity finds its ultimate expression in the Draxions, who moved to Venus after a disastrous war and managed to become water-breathing fish-men over the course of a couple of hundred years merely by hanging around a lake enough. Luckily for them, Spacehawk is on hand to help them out with a bit of superscience when they decide that living in a lake isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be. (Target Comics v1 006, 1940)

  • MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 802: HAMMERFIST

    (Target Comics v1 011, 1940)

    Hammerfist is a good old-fashioned gang boss-with-a-gimmick, in his case an iron ball in place of his missing right hand. He’s on a mission to take over the night club scene in New York City by the simple expedient of shooting up clubs until business gets so bad that everyone is willing to sell cheap rather than go bankrupt.

    More importantly, Hammerfist is the person responsible for framing Niles “the Target” Reed’s brother Bill for murder, which leads to Bill’s death and then to the creation of the Target and the Targeteers. I really want to say that he’s also the one responsible for the protection racket that left the Targeteers homeless orphans to be taken in by Niles, but while this is plausible it’s never quite explicitly laid out. 

    More importantly, even though Niles/the Target battles and captures his brother’s killer in this issue, he never learns that Hammerfist is the one who framed Bill! Which is actually a very interesting contrast with Bill “supposedly escaped murderer but actually dead in a shallow grave” Reed, with the law seeking a dead but innocent man and the Target looking for a man who has already been captured. I’m sure that someone could really do something with all of this if the Target were still a going concern!

    Hammerfist and his gang do pretty well against drunken nightclub patrons, but ultimately their role is to serve as punching bags to show just how good the Target and his Targeteers are at beating up crooks. And they’re great at it! Don’t worry though: even though he’s hung up for the police to find, Hammerfist will return in 1941 for what is hopefully a more illustrious appearance.

    (almost forgot to include Hammerfist’s amazing entrance)

  • REAL PERSON ROUND-UP 015

    Time for another round! Of round-up!

    Adolf Hitler: 

    When time traveller Whiz Wilson journeys to the far future world of 1960 CE he gets mixed up in a scheme hatched by agents of this fellow, ruler of “the dictator realms of Europe.” Is he meant to be Hitler or merely evoke him? Hard to say, but I for one think he’s supposed to be Old Hitler. (Sure-Fire Comics 001, 1940)

    He’s not that much of a Hitler, but Don Ruizen, dictator of the South American country of Bolita, is absolutely a little guy with a toothbrush mustache who has started a ruinous war for his own enrichment (at the insistence of an oil company, but still). (Target Comics v1 001, 1940)

    This is the back of Hitler’s head in all but name – there’s even a cut-off “fuhrer” in the first panel – from a fictional movie called The Maskless Axeman, about the dictator’s very well-dressed executioner. (Target Comics v1 001, 1940)

    Al Capone:

     Honestly not sure what percentage of guys like Boss Barone here are purposeful references to Al Capone and how many are just a result of the rhythm of his name entering the collective unconscious of comic book writers as sounding gang-bossy. (Target Comics v1 010, 1940)

    Albert Lebrun:

    It’s the same old story: the White Streak is in Paris in 1940 and the President of France has been kidnapped. Do we count the fact that Albert Lebrun was President of France in 1940 higher than the fact that this unnamed president doesn’t really look like Lebrun or vice versa? (Target Comics v1 005, 1940)

    FDR:

    Minor appearance by FDR to give the thesis of this White Streak adventure. (Target Comics v1 010, 1940)

    Joseph Stalin:

    He’s unseen in the fake movie The Blue Zombie but Josef Malinsk (Joseph Stalin), dictator of Bolshemania (Russia) drives much of the action of the story when he orders the invasion of Coreland (Finland) and inspires the creation of the titular Blue Zombie (original creation). (Target Comics v1 006, 1940)

    the Koh-i-Noor Diamond:

    Once again “Kohinoor” crops up as shorthand for “a big gem,” and this time it’s even a diamond! As is often the case, the dang thing ends up being stolen and it’s down to the Chameleon to recover it for its wealthy owner, if not the British Crown or the nation of India. (Target Comics v1 007, 1940)

    the Mona Lisa: 

    Whiz Wilson’s exploration of the future takes him to Switzerland in the year 2040 AD, a land devastated by World War Four. He helps a band of Americans hold a castle stuffed full of treasure from a band of roving horselords, treasure that includes both the Mona Lisa and “the Venus statue” which I’m going to assume is the Venus de Milo and not, say, the Venus of Willendorf. (Sure-Fire Comics 002, 1940)

    Robert Taylor: 

    The smallest possible name check here: the never-seen Robert Baylor is almost certainly a reference to actor Robert Taylor. (Target Comics v1 002, 1940)

  • REAL PERSON ROUND-UP 015

    REAL PERSON ROUND-UP 015

    Time for another round! Of round-up!

    Adolf Hitler: 

    When time traveller Whiz Wilson journeys to the far future world of 1960 CE he gets mixed up in a scheme hatched by agents of this fellow, ruler of “the dictator realms of Europe.” Is he meant to be Hitler or merely evoke him? Hard to say, but I for one think he’s supposed to be Old Hitler. (Sure-Fire Comics 001, 1940)

    He’s not that much of a Hitler, but Don Ruizen, dictator of the South American country of Bolita, is absolutely a little guy with a toothbrush mustache who has started a ruinous war for his own enrichment (at the insistence of an oil company, but still). (Target Comics v1 001, 1940)

    This is the back of Hitler’s head in all but name – there’s even a cut-off “fuhrer” in the first panel – from a fictional movie called The Maskless Axeman, about the dictator’s very well-dressed executioner. (Target Comics v1 001, 1940)

    Al Capone:

     Honestly not sure what percentage of guys like Boss Barone here are purposeful references to Al Capone and how many are just a result of the rhythm of his name entering the collective unconscious of comic book writers as sounding gang-bossy. (Target Comics v1 010, 1940)

    Albert Lebrun:

    It’s the same old story: the White Streak is in Paris in 1940 and the President of France has been kidnapped. Do we count the fact that Albert Lebrun was President of France in 1940 higher than the fact that this unnamed president doesn’t really look like Lebrun or vice versa? (Target Comics v1 005, 1940)

    FDR:

    Minor appearance by FDR to give the thesis of this White Streak adventure. (Target Comics v1 010, 1940)

    Joseph Stalin:

    He’s unseen in the fake movie The Blue Zombie but Josef Malinsk (Joseph Stalin), dictator of Bolshemania (Russia) drives much of the action of the story when he orders the invasion of Coreland (Finland) and inspires the creation of the titular Blue Zombie (original creation). (Target Comics v1 006, 1940)

    the Koh-i-Noor Diamond:

    Once again “Kohinoor” crops up as shorthand for “a big gem,” and this time it’s even a diamond! As is often the case, the dang thing ends up being stolen and it’s down to the Chameleon to recover it for its wealthy owner, if not the British Crown or the nation of India. (Target Comics v1 007, 1940)

    the Mona Lisa: 

    Whiz Wilson’s exploration of the future takes him to Switzerland in the year 2040 AD, a land devastated by World War Four. He helps a band of Americans hold a castle stuffed full of treasure from a band of roving horselords, treasure that includes both the Mona Lisa and “the Venus statue” which I’m going to assume is the Venus de Milo and not, say, the Venus of Willendorf. (Sure-Fire Comics 002, 1940)

    Robert Taylor: 

    The smallest possible name check here: the never-seen Robert Baylor is almost certainly a reference to actor Robert Taylor. (Target Comics v1 002, 1940)

  • MINOR SUPER-HERO ROUND-UP 050

    Novelty Press character round-up, more like.

    the Chameleon:

    An unnamed master of disguise (throughout his 1940 appearances, at least) who dispenses vigilante justice on an ad hoc basis, the Chameleon’s major distinction is that his name is always written in cursive. Other than that: he’s got a chauffeur/sidekick (Slim) and a bumbling police nemesis (Inspector Parks) and somehow manages to simultaneously be one of those heroes who is wanted by the law and whose identity and address are just kind of common knowledge. (Target Comics v1 006, 1940)

    the Blue Zombie:

    “Fantastic Feature Films” was a strip that ran in the first couple of years of Target Comics, with the same conceit as Ed Wheelan’s Minute Movies: that the stories being presented were films in which the were being portrayed by a pool of fictional actors – the titular Blue Zombie of this feature, for instance, was played by Orson Black, a Boris Karloff-style Man of a Thousand Faces. This is a fantastic fictional conceit and I am surprised that it hasn’t cropped up more over the years.

    In the fictional movie The Blue Zombie, Bolshemanian scientist Igor Zamoisky rebels against his country’s warmongering dictator and heads to the neighbouring country of Coreland in order to put his scientific discoveries to use in thwarting a Bolshemanian invasion. Discovering a lost Bolshemanian battalion that succumbed to the harsh Corelian winter, he attempts to restore one of them, his old friend Nicholas Samousk, to life. Instead of a restored Samousk, his experiment produces a bright blue zombie version of his friend who responds to his mental commands but cannot think for itself. Zamoisky restores the rest of the battalion in a similar fashion and uses them to crush the Bolshemanian invasion of Coreland, then sets off with his zombie army to free his homeland. 

    Obviously describing a one-off like the Blue Zombie as a super-hero is a bit of a stretch, but a) he’s not that far off of the Purple Zombie in his origin and general deal, b) I wanted an excuse to talk about the fictional-actors-in-fictional-film conceit and c) the Blue Zombie is a really good name. (Target Comics v1 006, 1940)

    the Target: 

    It’s always fun when an old-school anthology comic book gets a character to match its name fairly late in the game and to prove my point here’s the Target, showing up in the tenth issue of Target Comics.

    The Target makes his debut with a big advertising push to really get the word out that he is out to crush crime in his version of NYC: full page newspaper ads, messages on the radio, threatening telegrams sent directly to crooks… at one point a lady calls that number that used to tell you the correct time and a recording of the Target tells her to keep her nose clean. It’s really the opposite of the modern Batman as Urban Legend school of superhero mystique.

    The Target’s gimmick is also Batman adjacent: like 50s 60s 70s whichever era’s Batman first justified the yellow circle on his chest as a bulletproof target for crooks to aim at, the Target is running around with a literal target painted on his chest (and back) because he has a bulletproof leotard on underneath. Just why the fact that his legs are unprotected is a) necessary and b) emphasized is never really addressed.

    Finally, the Target has a thematically appropriate calling card, a dart. We’ll see how long he keeps using it for. (Target Comics v1 010, 1940)

    the Targeteers:

    The more astute readers among you might have noticed that I didn’t really go into the actual origin of the Target in his own entry, and that’s because it’s tied in with that of his sidekicks the Targeteers and so we’re covering them all at once.

    So: Niles Reed is a brilliant but aimless metallurgist whose only relative, brother and New York City District Attorney Bill Reed, is framed for murder and scheduled to be executed at Sing Sing.

    Niles dons a domino mask and attempts to bust Bill out during his final prison transfer but the guards manage to hit Bill during their escape. After a heartfelt “why me?” Bill dies and Niles buries him in an unmarked grave, which means that he’s still considered to be at large, an evocative detail that I had hoped would lead to something like Niles hinting that the Target is actually Bill to throw suspicion off of himself and flush out the crooks who framed him, it never really seems to come up again.

    This would ordinarily be the point in an origin story in which the costume would come into play, there’s one more step to the Target’s origin and that’s the Targeteers.

    See, Niles is wandering the streets at night, trying to figure out just what he can do in the face of an uncaring world in which innocent district attorneys are gunned down in the street for merely trying to break jail, when he runs off some thugs who are attempting to kill or at least maim two teenage boys, Dave and Tommy. It turns out that the kids are both orphans who also hate crime because the crooks had already killed their father (well, one father and one unofficial adopted father, but why get technical).

    Having two young wards who love to talk about getting real beefy and wiping out crime is the final catalyst for Niles, who remembers that he has some superscientific bulletproof material and three super-hero costumes just lying around, and since the three were playing darts when they came up with the idea the whole endeavour ends up being dart and target themed (and as this is possibly my favourite style of generic supersuit it’s nice to see three people running around in it at once).

    The two lads collectively go by the Targeteers, which is a nice change of pace from teen sidekicks who just go by their own names. Finally, according to some dialogue later in the comic the jailbreak, ad hoc funeral, befriending of the boys, making costumes and the initial Target adventure in the previous issue (including the entire publicity blitz) all take place in about a week, which is very efficient. (Target Comics v1 011, 1940)