FASCIST GOON CLEARING HOUSE 007

FASCIST GOON CLEARING HOUSE 007

Once again we must discuss the fascists. The Black League are a pretty regular-style gang of fifth columnists with two points of distinction: 1) they call one another “Black One”, which is kind of fun and 2) they are trying to steal this completely awesome WWII mech suit and get beat up by Dick Cole, Wonder-Boy for their efforts. (Blue Bolt v1 011, 1941) The nation of Bundonia deploys this crack squad of idiots, the Bundsters, to Hollywood to prevent…

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NOTES – DECEMBER 2024

NOTES – DECEMBER 2024

Drawn Without Reference:  The Rocket and the Queen of Diamonds find themselves facing a very off-model spider in the lad of the Batmen. (Pep Comics 003, 1940) Cops Shooting at Fleeing Suspects: I was briefly tempted to give the cops of the MLJ universe a pass on shooting at the Comet because he did after all kill a bunch of them while mind controlled but then I remembered that a) that’s still no excuse to gun someone down in the…

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MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 676: THE DEATH

MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 676: THE DEATH

(Miracle Comics 003, 1940) A scientist/spy who is sabotaging diplomatic talks between the UK and South America by killing diplomats with fog-activated poisoned wallpaper, the Death, aka Jaeger, meets his end at the hands of Secret Agent K-7 and his assistant Yvonne. He’s just the latest in a long line of villains with extremely metal names and not much else going on, except of course for the poisoned wallpaper.

MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 675: THE EYES

MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 675: THE EYES

(Miracle Comics 002, 1940) The Eyes is a spy chief (singular) who has a cool gimmick (contact lenses or similar which can emit powerful light beams to spooky effect) and goes all in on it as a theme. Specifically, the Eyes is all about destroying eyes via blinding light, acid or simple traumatic injury – honestly a pretty effective thing to threaten most people with, even if they are for example very loyal to the aircraft company they work for….

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MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 674: THE SCALENE ANGLES

MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 674: THE SCALENE ANGLES

(Miracle Comics 001, 1940) “Police athlete” Dash Dixon’s first super-heroic adventure involves him travelling to the small European Republic of Scalene in search of the murderers of several US exporters. Turns out that they were killed to prevent arms and other supplies from being brought into the country, because the Scalene Angles, a group of wealthy jerks, were looking to conquer it. The most important thing about the Scalene Angles is of course their name. It’s fun, but it also…

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MINOR SUPER-HERO ROUND-UP 030

MINOR SUPER-HERO ROUND-UP 030

Some real obscurities from the Hillman House of Ideas: the Sky Wizard: The Sky Wizard is an otherwise-unnamed super-scientist who seemingly dresses in his futuristic super suit 24/7. There’s not too much else to him other than that because he’s one of those characters who has so many gadgets and gizmos that all the narrative focus goes to them rather than him. A partial list: wing suits, super planes, super strength serum (the amazingly named “powerstrength formula”), a paralyzing Q-Ray…

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MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 673: THE UNHOLY ONE

MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 673: THE UNHOLY ONE

(Miracle Comics 001, 1940) The Unholy One is the major antagonist of scientist-hero the Sky Wizard for three of his four appearances, although for the first two of those appearances he is present only as a voice on the radio directing his American agents Hawk Armand, Vera the Tigress and Butch (a fourth crook, Spud, doesn’t make it past the first encounter with Sky Wizard). And here I must lay out my major problem with the Unholy One: he is…

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MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 672: KARDO, THE MONSTER MAKER

MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 672: KARDO, THE MONSTER MAKER

(Masked Marvel 002, 1940) Kardo, Maker of Monsters, is not quite a super-villain but that’s about the closest thing to what he is and I’m not making up a new category for every guy who doesn’t quite fit the existing ones. What is Kardo then, you ask? A world-famous scientist with the soul of a clown and a compulsion to make creatures and beasties – when we first meet him he is sharing a drink with his friends Dr Melvyn…

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MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 671: THE ERASER GANG

MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 671: THE ERASER GANG

(Masked Marvel 002, 1940) The Eraser Gang, aka the Erasers, aka the Dead Erasers, are a gang with a gimmick: they don’t just hijack armoured cars, they make the cars and their occupants disappear completely, to the consternation of the authorities. But just why do they do this? It’s never actually spelled out but as the Masked Marvel discovers when he is captured by them their actual weapon of choice is not a dissolving ray or a powerful acid but…

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MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 670: WINGS

MINOR SUPER-VILLAIN 670: WINGS

(Masked Marvel 001, 1940) Wings is the otherwise-unnamed leader of a gang with a pretty good gimmick: model planes loaded with explosives and rigged with a device that homes in on magnets. Using these, they cause a series of “mysterious explosions” at banks, etc, and loot to their hearts’ content in the ensuing chaos. The real key thing about a scheme like this is that it works best when there is a sense of fear and confusion. If you don’t…

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